I hope most of you are familiar with this great Western tune, a beautiful love song and my recently departed Father's favorite. Que up your imaginary Spanish guitar and enjoy this Weird Al wannabe of XPT's parody of the Marty Robbins classic, "El Paso":

Out just this week is a brand new Gag Factor,
I ordered up, it was here in four days.
Night time would find me in front of the T.V.,
Trying to decide on which scene I would gaze.

Blacker than night is the heart of the Girlvert,
Wicked and evil and sexy as hell.
Most scenes are great from this filthy young maiden,
Just thinking 'bout her, my manhood does swell.

In this scene a wild young cocksmith came in,
Wild as the West Texas wind.
Brash and uncaring,
A drink he was sharing,
And cursing at Ashley,
Distractingly much,

So in anger, I

Hit the fast forward, maybe he'd shut up,
Throat fucking started, he's just talking more.
It looks like a great scene, I'd love to enjoy it,
Instead of his shit, I want sounds from the whore.

I hit the mute button and sat there in silence,
Awed by the foul, evil deed they had done.
Many thoughts raced through my mind as I sat there,
Try Tobi Pacific, she might be the one.

Up on the railing Rick Masters appeared,
Showing his boner with pride.
It was a good one,
It looked like it could cum,
She was taken aback but he started the ride,

Just as far as
He could down the throat of the new red-haired maiden,
I drooled at the natural beauty below.

My Co-Ed Cocksuckers collection is useless,
Dr. Fellatio is also eclipsed.
In every Gag Factor, one scene is outrageous,
Tobi's terrific, but back to the list.

I pushed the MENU and away I did go,
Staring at thumbs of the sluts.
Maybe tomorrow a crack whore will blow me,
Tonight nothing's worse than this pain in my nuts.

So at last, here I

Am overlooking this brand new Gag Factor,
I'll skip to the last scene, you never know.
Another outdoor scene, this backpacker loves them,
Down to a footbridge a new cutie goes.

There on the bridge I see violent throat fucking,
This girl may list with my top dozen whores.
There's seven more scenes to review in this movie,
And I've two more disks filled with lots of backdoor.

This scene is dreadfully strong for I feel,
A deep, dark excitement inside.
It's no use trying to find one that's better,
Athletic young beauty Gag Factored outdoors.

And my lust for

Fellatio is strong and it pushes me onward,
I'm stroking it now like I'm in a contest.
I see the white stuff from my smoking rifle,
I feel the jism land warm on my chest.

From out of this scene, my song was inspired,
It might take a week for all ten scenes, all right?
A last lustful glance at a romp I would die for,
I blow her a kiss and Alicia, good-night.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

*golf clap*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytOTd34AAvo

I'd been listening to El Paso lately, and I decided to do this Gag Factor a new review. I love 22, it has maybe the prettiest women and 2 great outdoor scenes. The action is strong, and exceptional in some scenes.


Michelle Honey and Johnny Thrust

Set up is in JM warehouse, wants tape of sister back, so try her out to see if she can replace the scene. She is typical bleach blone porn whore with huge tits (see end pic). Initially, the lighting is a problem. Typical Thrust scene, the highlight is the huge bubbles and tits. She also has a huge booger in her left nostril. For most of the scene, she is tits up on the warehouse workbench.


She blows bubbles.

Tobi Pacific and Rick Masters

She is a very pretty natural redhead, a little pale with freckles, very beautiful. Set-up is a nudist camp, Masters shows up with a boner, she says he can't go to the cafeteria like that, so he crams it down her throat. The action is pretty good, she has enthusiasm, but no throat play.



Delicious.



She goes after it and gags herself.

They do the usual positions, and she does a great job. The only shortcoming is the NY tramp stamp.

Ashley Blue and Otto Bauer

This is in a hotel room, and the scene is over the top. Ashley takes a throat fucking like few others I've seen. This is one of the best scenes in the series, maybe the pukingest scene of all.


Ashley at work.

It gets rough and nasty, a very intense scene. A favorite of mine for sure.

Katja Kassin and Johnny Thrust

Bedroom, sleeping, morning, she wants face fucked before he takes off. She is a bit thick, but she looks damn good to me, despite some tattoos. The scene starts with KK tits up head over the side, and she lets him fuck her mouth just like that, it gets messy, a good scene. Later, the standing/kneeling part gets really intense.


Well done.

Tabatha Tucker and Otto Bauer

Same bedroom as the Ashley Blue scene. She is a bit of an older whore and a bit flabby. She doesn't do a very good job, either. This is the throw away scene that made it in.

Vanessa Lynn and guy

Damn, she is pretty. Just a little fat on her, just like I like it. Beautiful skin, very pretty face, well, judge for yourself. Scene is in an upscale house on a white couch, she starts with a tease that shows us the details of her pussy. A guy comes in and starts some hard throat fucking, and this girl puts on the duck a little and spits up quite a bit.


She's pretty.

She ends up laying tits up on the couch with him over her, then in Windsock, where she takes him all the way several times.


Tilt.

They put a big towel over that part of the hoidy-toidy couch, so she could get messy. Quack. She swallows cum and we're done.

Frankie Bee and Rick Masters then some other guy

She is a pretty young thing, black hair, on the same fancy pants couch with the towel on it. Starts in Windsock, she does a good job. They go sitting/standing and she doesn't do as well. She still has even her top on. They go through a few more positions and she does an average GF job, finally loses the top right before the fake cum shot, then...

We cut to her tits up and a different guy is fucking her face. She does an even better job with him, but he has wood problems when they change positions. She gets cummed upon again, and we're done. Decent scene.


I told you she was pretty.

Kaci Starr and Dirty Harry and some other guy

The set-up is this girl and her guy walk into a living room where Harry, playing the guy's Uncle, is crying and jacking off because he misses his wife. So, Kaci decides to blow him, and winds up doing them both. She looks a lot like Sasha Knox, which is a compliment. After a short bit of kneeling/standin, she gets into the standard position, and does a good job. They go after it in several positions, it is a good scene.


A pretty girl with talent.

Gia Gold and limp guy

Scene starts with this skinny bleach blone playing with herself, naked, on a really nice couch. In comes this guy with an enormous penis that won't stay hard, he pinches it and shoves an amazing amount into her. It continues the same way in various positions.


I like them with a little more meat on their bones.


Typical of this scene.

The whole thing is a flashback, after the cum shot we go back to her on the couch. I can't decide whether I like this scene or not, I guess you will have to be the judge.

Alicia Angel and Rick Masters

I love this scene. It is outside, she is scared about crossing a rope bridge with a wood platform bottom. Half way across Masters makes her pay a toll. She does a great job of using her throat, and they get into some very athletic positions. And, she is very, very pretty. This scene has everything.




Incredible.

This is a Gag Factor I would recommend as a purchase, you will enjoy several of the scenes on here over and over. I certainly have.

Maybe not my best review, a little rushed, but the movie certainly deserves two tits.



-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

Great job pal, thanks. I've seen this one and the Tobi Pacific scene alone merits a purchase. Always thought she never got her due.

Another ambitious Canadian.

Another good review of a good GF.

I picked this one up in one of those couples' stores that advertise and push their lingerie more than their "other" products. A couple happened to be browsing the DVD section while I was there. The guy picked this movie up and was checking out the back cover. His girl quickly took it out of his hand and sat it back on the shelf saying, "Ewww, no, that's gross." So I picked it up instead and gave it a good home.

Strange how these more socially accepted stores seem to carry more movies and the have the ones of more extreme variety than the sticky-floored, jerk-off booth in the back, dimly lit, adult book stores do.