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#195471 - 10/05/06 12:37 AM Celebrities In Need of the Max/Meatholes Treatment
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Everyone has at least one or two celebrities who just rub them the wrong way, some make you see red as soon as you see their image or hear their song (voice). Well im not different, so here are the top 3 people id love to see get the max hardcore/ meatholes treatment, please feel free to add your ones and why. 1.Nicole Scherzinger (lead singer of the pussycat dolls): She pisses me off SOOOOOOOOOOOOO bad im actually seeing through time in fury even at the thought of her while typing this, id like nothing more then to see khan alone with her and a tripod camera for a few hours. Id love to see marc wallice, chuck martino and darren james play cumshot basketball with her gaping asshole. 2. Cameron Diaz: Has anyone in hollywood every got as far with less and be more unappreciative about it then this chewed up whore?. She gets 20 million a movie despite the fact she can't act and now looks like an alligator skin handbag. She had some show where she traveled around the world with completely inappropriate celebrities preaching to the audience on how to save the world, and she apparently tells young kids who ask for her autograph to get a life and lectures them on why autographs are stupid, except when it comes time to sign another pointless movie that adds $20 million to her bank, I guess thats when you aren't above signing. I can on'y think of one project shes worth that amount for and it involves an sadist hick in a cowboy hat and a bladder full of urine. (I mean if you stuck a blonde wig on this bag and had a good voice over woman, would you be able to tell the difference if they make charlie's angels 3?, and you could save $19,985,000) 3. Oprah: I don't really hate oprah, I just dislike how she truly believes shes above human, I don't think she thinks of herself as a god but somewhere between human and god and it would be funny to see her quacking like a duck with gag goo running down her face. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#195472 - 10/05/06 12:50 AM Re: Celebrities In Need of the Max/Meatholes Treatment
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	Paris Hilton must be on this list. She's a no talent tramp that was lucky enough to be born into a family with money. The reasons why she deserves to experience meatholes/MaxH are endless: her singing "career", constantly saying "that's hot", that little fucking dog she carries around, her anabolic steroid induced looking manjaw, etc. etc. etc..... _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#195473 - 10/05/06 12:57 AM Re: Celebrities In Need of the Max/Meatholes Treat
Eddie Normous Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 12/09/05 Posts: 1291	both these chodes
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#195474 - 10/05/06 01:55 AM Re: Celebrities In Need of the Max/Meatholes Treat
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Fergie once said, "Meth was the hardest boyfriend to break up with." So, what's her excuse for her fucked up skin BEFORE the meth? Her drug of choice already qualifies her to be an entertaining victim for Max Hardcore or Meatholes, even though I find these two men totally different from each other. Fergie's peed her pants in public, so it's only right that Max pisses on her face, filling up her potholes from years of picking during meth binges. Khan Tusian of Meatholes can mentally break her down into tears- payback for making that stupid 'My Humps' song which makes my womb recoil everytime I hear it. Attachments 186361-fergie.jpg (4 downloads) _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#195475 - 10/05/06 02:15 AM Re: Celebrities In Need of the Max/Meatholes Treat
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Angela from Project Runway This whore's a mess, complete with a melt-down each episode. Angela's designs look they they were made with a Beadazzler. You know you're in deep shit when Heidi Klum says, "We question your level of taste" right before you're auf-ed. Khan Tusian is calm and collected and like Heidi, he makes the whores question themselves which prompts even more crying. I'd like to see Dirty Harry make her a hair pomade combined his asshole sweat and piss. Max would dress her in neon pink and lime green ruffles and punch her whore mouth in with a speculum before ditching her on Catalina's bunkbed at the mental institution. Attachments 186364-Angelapissed.png (4 downloads) _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#195476 - 10/05/06 02:23 AM Re: Celebrities In Need of the Max/Meatholes Treatment
faceblaster Elder of Zion Porn Jesus Registered: 05/06/04 Posts: 5213 Loc: watching Bad Ronald	Traci Bingham needs to do one with Ron Jeremy. _________________________ I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward
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#195477 - 10/05/06 02:50 AM Re: Celebrities In Need of the Max/Meatholes Treat
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Lindsay Lohan is right for porn. She does copious amounts of blow and flakes on shoots. Her mother even wrote a letter excusing her daughter's behavior to a production company about to can her for her irresponsible behavior. See? Just like a porn whore, Lindsay has a suitcase pimp! She has an album called Speak and a tat on her lower back that says Breathe. I'd like to see her in a movie called Choke. That's some crazy sun damage for someone barely 21. Sign me up to see jizz soaked tears roll off with the rest of her skin. Attachments 186368-lindsay_lohan001.jpg (5 downloads) _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#195478 - 10/05/06 04:29 AM Re: Celebrities In Need of the Max/Meatholes Treatment
AlienMessiah Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 02/09/06 Posts: 66	The Bush Twins: Honestly, Meatholes is only the next step for these two seasoned tramps. I would pay to see Dubya's reaction as he watches his offspring perform analingus on Dirty Harry while getting choked and beaten by some other dirtbag. Katie Couric: Is there a more phony and uppity TV personality than this know-it-all bitch? We'll see how "perky" she is after Khan Tusion and the unsanitary degenerates of Meatholes get through with her. Paris Hilton: This fucking lazy-eyed skank deserves all the ruthless punishment and rancid piss that Max Hardcore can dish out.
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#195479 - 10/05/06 05:43 AM Re: Celebrities In Need of the Max/Meatholes Treat
TMonty Internet Tough Guy Registered: 09/05/06 Posts: 769	Paris Hilton: This talentless ugly-faced cunt deserves a Max Hardcore treatment badly. The reasons have already been named. She alone is reason enough to boycott Hilton hotels. It would be a delight to see her getting fisted, pissed on and puke fucked by Max. Her body type is also of the kind Max seems to prefer. A match made in heaven! PS: Nice hook nose! Congratulations to her surgeon! Attachments 186373-paris_hilton_three_nose_job.jpg (2 downloads) _________________________ ~ Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent ~
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#195480 - 10/05/06 05:58 AM Re: Celebrities In Need of the Max/Meatholes Treat
TMonty Internet Tough Guy Registered: 09/05/06 Posts: 769	Quote: 3. Oprah: I don't really hate oprah, I just dislike how she truly believes shes above human, I don't think she thinks of herself as a god but somewhere between human and god and it would be funny to see her quacking like a duck with gag goo running down her face. Hmm, isn't she a more likely canidate for a "The Violation Of Oprah" movie? _________________________ ~ Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent ~
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#195481 - 10/05/06 05:47 PM Re: Celebrities In Need of the Max/Meatholes Treat
Eddie Normous Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 12/09/05 Posts: 1291	gia's got some celebrity hate, and well directed too, except for the project runway girl, who i've never heard of. the problem with people such as fergie and paris hilton, and to a lesser extent lindsay "i have no pigment" lohan is that they are so hideous that the thought of them naked makes me physically ill, and watching them have sex would possibly lead me to spontaneously combust. besides, paris has already been humiliated worse than max/khan could ever do to her:
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#195482 - 10/05/06 05:49 PM Re: Celebrities In Need of the Max/Meatholes Treat
Eddie Normous Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 12/09/05 Posts: 1291	do you really want to see this "girl" have sex? Attachments 186447-heinous.jpg (4 downloads)
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#195483 - 10/05/06 05:54 PM Re: Celebrities In Need of the Max/Meatholes Treat
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	Quote: Lindsay Lohan is right for porn. It's a matter of "when", not "if" she breaks into porn. I look forward to illegally downloading her amateur porn that was "stolen" and uploaded onto the internet. Quote: The Bush Twins They'd like it too much. Republicans have all that repressed sexuality waiting to get out(and they tip their hookers better than the Dems do). They most likely would wear out Khan with a smile and beg for more. "That was fun uncle Khan." says Jenna. Let's start with Sen. Hillary Clinton. If Khan can completely destroy this woman she won't win in '08 and do to this country what Khan did to here. Bush was right about pre-emptive strikes. Gloria Steinem. This woman is responsible for giving women the impression their opinions matter, and everything went downhill from there. This hag couldn't get a date so she spent the rest of her life taking it out on anyone with a penis. Finishing up with Sen. Barbara Boxer. Tin foil moonbat wants us to lose the war against terrorists. Khan could show her the consequences of that position. Honorable mention: Barbara Streisand. For denying her porno past. P.S. Save the Ann Coutler take, she would eat Khan alive. Seriously, that woman is vicious to the point of Khan crying in the corner clinging to a tiny shred of diginity. _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#195484 - 10/05/06 06:13 PM Re: Celebrities In Need of the Max/Meatholes Treat
Eddie Normous Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 12/09/05 Posts: 1291	Quote: P.S. Save the Ann Coutler take, she would eat Khan alive. Seriously, that woman is vicious to the point of Khan crying in the corner clinging to a tiny shred of diginity. being australian i've seen little of ann coulter, but what i have seen she came across as a classic insecure-over-compensator, so i reckon it wouldn't be overly difficult to break her. but i certainly wouldn't want to see that, she makes wildebeest fergie look feminine.
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#195485 - 10/05/06 09:39 PM Re: Celebrities In Need of the Max/Meatholes Treat
JimJaded Gay For Pay Registered: 09/22/05 Posts: 932 Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...	_________________________ i don't want YOU to assume i'm being uppity or disrespectful here, but even shit eaters must work within reasonable limits.
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#195486 - 10/05/06 11:05 PM Re: Celebrities In Need of the Max/Meatholes Treat
BIFF™ Sex Slave Trader Registered: 11/14/04 Posts: 1460 Loc: Down there	I'm going to get a little political here. First, this cunt, Gloria Allred This posing loudmouth needs a harsh fucking in a bad way. Attachments 186478-cunt1.jpg (3 downloads) _________________________ I like me some Gia'd Jerkins.
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#195487 - 10/05/06 11:08 PM Re: Celebrities In Need of the Max/Meatholes Treat
BIFF™ Sex Slave Trader Registered: 11/14/04 Posts: 1460 Loc: Down there	Next, this self-serving douchehole Attachments 186479-cunt2.jpg (3 downloads) _________________________ I like me some Gia'd Jerkins.
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#195488 - 10/05/06 11:10 PM Re: Celebrities In Need of the Max/Meatholes Treat
BIFF™ Sex Slave Trader Registered: 11/14/04 Posts: 1460 Loc: Down there	And lastly, only because I just want to see her naked, Monica Crowley Attachments 186480-monica.jpg (4 downloads) _________________________ I like me some Gia'd Jerkins.
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#195489 - 10/05/06 11:15 PM Re: Celebrities In Need of the Max/Meatholes Treat
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Fergie once said, "Meth was the hardest boyfriend to break up with." So, what's her excuse for her fucked up skin BEFORE the meth? Her drug of choice already qualifies her to be an entertaining victim for Max Hardcore or Meatholes, even though I find these two men totally different from each other. Fergie's peed her pants in public, so it's only right that Max pisses on her face, filling up her potholes from years of picking during meth binges. Khan Tusian of Meatholes can mentally break her down into tears- payback for making that stupid 'My Humps' song which makes my womb recoil everytime I hear it. Ohhhhhhhh fergies a great one, shes a real life guapo poser, acting ghetto fabulous even though she was raised in the suburbs and was in like a micky mouse club type show as a child actor, and she looks like a fucking man. Add on the fact smartt loves her that just seals the deal. Quote: Paris Hilton: This talentless ugly-faced cunt deserves a Max Hardcore treatment badly. The reasons have already been named. She alone is reason enough to boycott Hilton hotels. It would be a delight to see her getting fisted, pissed on and puke fucked by Max. Her body type is also of the kind Max seems to prefer. A match made in heaven! PS: Nice hook nose! Congratulations to her surgeon! I felt paris was too obvious, but she didn't look half bad in 98 and in the 2001 pic she looks like shes already done her own make up for a max shoot. Quote: Hmm, isn't she a more likely canidate for a "The Violation Of Oprah" movie? Id buy it if jeff adds oprah's death threats to ashley as a bonus on the dvd. She looks happy, which makes me happy. Quote: Honorable mention: Barbara Streisand. For denying her porno past. No way, she made porn?. Thats so fucking hot, she is the image for all that is repressed in my mind and she was a whore , fantastic. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#195490 - 10/06/06 08:59 AM Re: Celebrities In Need of the Max/Meatholes Treat
TMonty Internet Tough Guy Registered: 09/05/06 Posts: 769	Quote: Quote: Honorable mention: Barbara Streisand. For denying her porno past. No way, she made porn?. Thats so fucking hot, she is the image for all that is repressed in my mind and she was a whore , fantastic. There exists an old b/w stag loop with a girl who bears a resemblance to Barbara Streisand. Some believe it's the real thing but some also believe that we didn't land on the moon and it was a big hoax with faked footage. I didn't search too thoroughly but here are two sites which offer some (bad quality) screen caps where you won't be able to tell if it's her or not: Link 1 Link 2 _________________________ ~ Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent ~
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#195491 - 10/06/06 01:33 PM Re: Celebrities In Need of the Max/Meatholes Treat
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Quote: Fergie once said, "Meth was the hardest boyfriend to break up with." So, what's her excuse for her fucked up skin BEFORE the meth? Her drug of choice already qualifies her to be an entertaining victim for Max Hardcore or Meatholes, even though I find these two men totally different from each other. Fergie's peed her pants in public, so it's only right that Max pisses on her face, filling up her potholes from years of picking during meth binges. Khan Tusian of Meatholes can mentally break her down into tears- payback for making that stupid 'My Humps' song which makes my womb recoil everytime I hear it. She'd also be a good candidate for Lesbian Bukkake and/or Reverse Bukkake. I'd like to see the following: Madonna for Squirt in My Gape 2 Eva Longoria for Hot Latin Pussy Adventures Jessica Simpson for Donkey Punch 3 Tara Reid for Drunken Whore Moment Video ala Page Morgan Scarlett Johansson for Semen Slippers 4 Every single one of those girls from Pussy Cat Dolls for Meatholes _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#195492 - 10/06/06 02:31 PM Re: Celebrities In Need of the Max/Meatholes Treat
MoronBoy Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/30/06 Posts: 1712 Loc: at the end of the longest line	Gwen Stefani from No Doubt for the deluxe Max Hardcore treatment. That chick from the Distillers(Brody or Brodie, don't know how to spell it) for Meatholes, because I would like to see if they could break this angry "Punk Rock" chick to the point of tears, only out of curiousity though. _________________________ Twitter.com/degraderzim
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#195493 - 10/06/06 02:40 PM Re: Celebrities In Need of the Max/Meatholes Treat
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	Quote: That chick from the Distillers(Brody or Brodie, don't know how to spell it) for Meatholes, because I would like to see if they could break this angry "Punk Rock" chick to the point of tears, only out of curiousity though. That cunt deserves it for going all Yoko Ono on the Queens of the Stone Age last year. What else could explain the huuuuge letdown of their last album. Get a tan, bitch.
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#195494 - 10/06/06 03:15 PM Re: Celebrities In Need of the Max/Meatholes Treat
GUAPO Pervert Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 2204	true this nigga aint celebrity by any strech of immagination but he need some that nigga max to regulate.
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#195495 - 10/06/06 03:29 PM Re: Celebrities In Need of the Max/Meatholes Treat
TMonty Internet Tough Guy Registered: 09/05/06 Posts: 769	Quote: true this nigga aint celebrity by any strech of immagination but he need some that nigga max to regulate. The picture doesn't work for me. _________________________ ~ Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent ~
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#195496 - 10/06/06 04:29 PM Re: Celebrities In Need of the Max/Meatholes Treat
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	Someone call Joel McHale and get him to read this thread. I wanna see Guapo's name pop up on Talk Soup in the background while Joel tries to explain to America what Meatholes is all about.
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#195497 - 10/06/06 05:21 PM Re: Celebrities In Need of the Max/Meatholes Treat
El Kabong Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/29/04 Posts: 764 Loc: Tralfamadore	Quote: And lastly, only because I just want to see her naked, Monica Crowley You masturbate to the Weather Channel don't ya? _________________________ meh.
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#195498 - 10/06/06 05:29 PM Re: Celebrities In Need of the Max/Meatholes Treat
El Kabong Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/29/04 Posts: 764 Loc: Tralfamadore	Quote: Quote: Quote: Honorable mention: Barbara Streisand. For denying her porno past. No way, she made porn?. Thats so fucking hot, she is the image for all that is repressed in my mind and she was a whore , fantastic. There exists an old b/w stag loop with a girl who bears a resemblance to Barbara Streisand. Some believe it's the real thing but some also believe that we didn't land on the moon and it was a big hoax with faked footage. I didn't search too thoroughly but here are two sites which offer some (bad quality) screen caps where you won't be able to tell if it's her or not: Link 1 Link 2 There is a mid 80's looking porn loop of a gal that looks like Fran Drescher.... no its not Britany Andrews in "The Fanny" this is something that was made a way's back and was floating around on the internet when we were all still using GOPHER and BBS's. If someone knows where this is I'd like to show some of my no beleiving friends. _________________________ meh.
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#195499 - 10/06/06 10:26 PM Re: Celebrities In Need of the Max/Meatholes Treat
BIFF™ Sex Slave Trader Registered: 11/14/04 Posts: 1460 Loc: Down there	Quote: You masturbate to the Weather Channel don't ya? MSNBC Glad you mentioned the Weather Channel, another PoA, Hillary Andrews Attachments 186594-handrews.jpg (1 downloads) _________________________ I like me some Gia'd Jerkins.
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