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Fergie once said, "Meth was the hardest boyfriend to break up with." So, what's her excuse for her fucked up skin BEFORE the meth? Her drug of choice already qualifies her to be an entertaining victim for Max Hardcore or Meatholes, even though I find these two men totally different from each other. Fergie's peed her pants in public, so it's only right that Max pisses on her face, filling up her potholes from years of picking during meth binges. Khan Tusian of Meatholes can mentally break her down into tears- payback for making that stupid 'My Humps' song which makes my womb recoil everytime I hear it.




Ohhhhhhhh fergies a great one, shes a real life guapo poser, acting ghetto fabulous even though she was raised in the suburbs and was in like a micky mouse club type show as a child actor, and she looks like a fucking man. Add on the fact smartt loves her that just seals the deal.

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Paris Hilton: This talentless ugly-faced cunt deserves a Max Hardcore treatment badly. The reasons have already been named. She alone is reason enough to boycott Hilton hotels. It would be a delight to see her getting fisted, pissed on and puke fucked by Max. Her body type is also of the kind Max seems to prefer. A match made in heaven!

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Nice hook nose! Congratulations to her surgeon!





I felt paris was too obvious, but she didn't look half bad in 98 and in the 2001 pic she looks like shes already done her own make up for a max shoot.

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Hmm, isn't she a more likely canidate for a "The Violation Of Oprah" movie?




Id buy it if jeff adds oprah's death threats to ashley as a bonus on the dvd.



She looks happy, which makes me happy.

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Honorable mention: Barbara Streisand. For denying her porno past.



No way, she made porn?. Thats so fucking hot, she is the image for all that is repressed in my mind and she was a whore , fantastic.
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