The Bush Twins: Honestly, Meatholes is only the next step for these two seasoned tramps. I would pay to see Dubya's reaction as he watches his offspring perform analingus on Dirty Harry while getting choked and beaten by some other dirtbag.


Katie Couric: Is there a more phony and uppity TV personality than this know-it-all bitch? We'll see how "perky" she is after Khan Tusion and the unsanitary degenerates of Meatholes get through with her.


Paris Hilton: This fucking lazy-eyed skank deserves all the ruthless punishment and rancid piss that Max Hardcore can dish out.