Lindsay Lohan is right for porn. She does copious amounts of blow and flakes on shoots. Her mother even wrote a letter excusing her daughter's behavior to a production company about to can her for her irresponsible behavior. See? Just like a porn whore, Lindsay has a suitcase pimp! She has an album called Speak and a tat on her lower back that says Breathe. I'd like to see her in a movie called Choke. That's some crazy sun damage for someone barely 21. Sign me up to see jizz soaked tears roll off with the rest of her skin.