Everyone has at least one or two celebrities who just rub them the wrong way, some make you see red as soon as you see their image or hear their song (voice). Well im not different, so here are the top 3 people id love to see get the max hardcore/ meatholes treatment, please feel free to add your ones and why.

1.Nicole Scherzinger (lead singer of the pussycat dolls): She pisses me off SOOOOOOOOOOOOO bad im actually seeing through time in fury even at the thought of her while typing this, id like nothing more then to see khan alone with her and a tripod camera for a few hours. Id love to see marc wallice, chuck martino and darren james play cumshot basketball with her gaping asshole.




2. Cameron Diaz: Has anyone in hollywood every got as far with less and be more unappreciative about it then this chewed up whore?. She gets 20 million a movie despite the fact she can't act and now looks like an alligator skin handbag. She had some show where she traveled around the world with completely inappropriate celebrities preaching to the audience on how to save the world, and she apparently tells young kids who ask for her autograph to get a life and lectures them on why autographs are stupid, except when it comes time to sign another pointless movie that adds $20 million to her bank, I guess thats when you aren't above signing. I can on'y think of one project shes worth that amount for and it involves an sadist hick in a cowboy hat and a bladder full of urine.



(I mean if you stuck a blonde wig on this bag and had a good voice over woman, would you be able to tell the difference if they make charlie's angels 3?, and you could save $19,985,000)





3. Oprah: I don't really hate oprah, I just dislike how she truly believes shes above human, I don't think she thinks of herself as a god but somewhere between human and god and it would be funny to see her quacking like a duck with gag goo running down her face.