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#195259 - 10/03/06 02:47 PM Most unlucky bastard in porno!!!
JimJaded Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
This guy!


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i don't want YOU to assume i'm being uppity or disrespectful here, but even shit eaters must work within reasonable limits.

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#195260 - 10/03/06 02:49 PM Re: Most unlucky bastard in porno!!!
JimJaded Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
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i don't want YOU to assume i'm being uppity or disrespectful here, but even shit eaters must work within reasonable limits.

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#195261 - 10/03/06 08:16 PM Re: Most unlucky bastard in porno!!!
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Why would he fucking do it?. Does he need a fucking street sign above the pussy saying if you enter you will never be the same again?. I hope his dick falls off, I can't handle people that fucking stupid.
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#195262 - 10/03/06 08:16 PM Re: Most unlucky bastard in porno!!!
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Kaposi's sarcoma is a bitch.
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#195263 - 10/03/06 08:33 PM Re: Most unlucky bastard in porno!!!
Random Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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#195264 - 10/03/06 08:50 PM Re: Most unlucky bastard in porno!!!
veronica jett Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 76
Loc: hollywood




lukeford.com asked the question "is this laura roxx?"

unfortunatley NOT! this crackwhore name is sarah gray, stage name sydney.

god love crackwhores...enjoy



she also did a meatholes episode...
sidney meatholes

trust me i know a crackwhore when i see one

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#195265 - 10/04/06 02:34 AM Re: Most unlucky bastard in porno!!!
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Jesus...is the industry really that desperate for talent right now?

She looks like a disaster waiting to happen....her face looks like the midway stage of one of those 'Faces Of Meth' ads!

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#195266 - 10/04/06 09:22 AM Re: Most unlucky bastard in porno!!!
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
After PAFH couldn't get wood, the director was desperate and had to step in himself
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#195267 - 10/04/06 11:53 AM Re: Most unlucky bastard in porno!!!
veronica jett Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 76
Loc: hollywood
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Jesus...is the industry really that desperate for talent right now?

She looks like a disaster waiting to happen....her face looks like the midway stage of one of those 'Faces Of Meth' ads!




she hasnt been in the industry for a few years. shes sooooo nasty that she is hookin. boys beware!

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#195268 - 10/04/06 01:24 PM Re: Most unlucky bastard in porno!!!
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line


This guy has the right idea...no wait... I should say a better idea. Although I think I'd wrap it 2 or 3 times before going anywhere near that...No, scratch that, I think the safest course of action would be not to go anywhere near her at all, but if one must double or triple protection might be wise. From the looks of things, I'd guess her STD's might just eat through the first condom.
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#195269 - 10/04/06 01:40 PM Re: Most unlucky bastard in porno!!!
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
At that point are condoms really relevant?

You'd need a HAZMAT suit to hit that shit.
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#195270 - 10/04/06 01:58 PM Re: Most unlucky bastard in porno!!!
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Or as a friend of mine once said about about a rather umm...promiscuous girl, "Dude, her STD's are probably so advanced by now they're airborne."
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#195271 - 10/04/06 02:23 PM Re: Most unlucky bastard in porno!!!
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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her face looks like the midway stage of one of those 'Faces Of Meth' ads!


What did she shave her crotch with, a pumice stone? She's got more bumps than the Al-Can Highway.

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#195272 - 10/04/06 02:27 PM Re: Most unlucky bastard in porno!!!
JimJaded Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
whats that brown discoloration on her taint
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#195273 - 10/04/06 03:57 PM Re: Most unlucky bastard in porno!!!
veronica jett Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 76
Loc: hollywood
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whats that brown discoloration on her taint




lord knows! its probably a permanent shit stain.

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#195274 - 10/04/06 04:02 PM Re: Most unlucky bastard in porno!!!
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3018
I'm not trying, so if it's funny it is legitimate funny. But what is the problem? What are the signs? I don't see much wrong. I am not kidding. I'm from Ohio, if that is relevent.


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#195275 - 10/04/06 05:46 PM Re: Most unlucky bastard in porno!!!
safado Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 329
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I'm not trying, so if it's funny it is legitimate funny. But what is the problem? What are the signs? I don't see much wrong. I am not kidding. I'm from Ohio, if that is relevent.





Oh I don't know but I'll go out on a limb here and say the problem are those infectious looking sores all over her ass, pussy and face

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#195276 - 10/04/06 06:11 PM Re: Most unlucky bastard in porno!!!
Blue Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 461
Loc: Hell, or something like it
I don't know about all the Aids bullshit but I'll say this, why, in gods green earth, would someone pay to watch that. I mean if I wanted to pay to watch ugly people have sex I'd put a mirror on the celing, and I might humbly add I'm a few rungs up the latter from those two.
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#195277 - 10/04/06 06:44 PM Re: Most unlucky bastard in porno!!!
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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whats that brown discoloration on her taint




lord knows! its probably a permanent shit stain.




aint you the girl who was eatin dookie a while back?

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#195278 - 10/04/06 07:03 PM Re: Most unlucky bastard in porno!!!
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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Quote:

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whats that brown discoloration on her taint




lord knows! its probably a permanent shit stain.




aint you the girl who was eatin dookie a while back?






damn guapo, veronica jett seems cool, don't scare her off

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#195279 - 10/04/06 07:20 PM Re: Most unlucky bastard in porno!!!
JimJaded Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
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Quote:

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whats that brown discoloration on her taint




lord knows! its probably a permanent shit stain.




aint you the girl who was eatin dookie a while back?




thats funny.
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#195280 - 10/04/06 08:01 PM Re: Most unlucky bastard in porno!!!
Sir Greenly Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/03/03
Posts: 255
Loc: DoodyVille
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aint you the girl who was eatin dookie a while back?




DookieEater

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#195281 - 10/05/06 12:13 PM Re: Most unlucky bastard in porno!!!
Scurvy Pirate Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/12/06
Posts: 144
Loc: On a fucking pirate ship! me ...
hmmm yea jen padova eats shit out of some nasty guys diareah'd asshole and it's 3 cheers for beans, but a girl has acne and oh noes! you guys are fucking funny

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#195282 - 10/05/06 02:02 PM Re: Most unlucky bastard in porno!!!
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517

It's called mustard you idiot, another day it was jelly, and another day it was cocktail sauce. Don't knock it 'til you try you ig-nit. Watch them for a change and gain a sense of a fucking humor you damn troll.

On second thought, go right ahead, look past the acne and slam that AIDS ridden twat of hers. Figure it out buddy.


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#195283 - 10/05/06 02:32 PM Re: Most unlucky bastard in porno!!!
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Damn, someone check on JRV. This is the second time Padover's had to come and defend her own honor!

<--not used nearly enough

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#195284 - 10/05/06 02:38 PM Re: Most unlucky bastard in porno!!!
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
He's under the knife right now for Monkey's pleasure. I can handle my own but most babble is pointless, laughable or often a waste of damn time. Just like this post may be in your opinion. But it's not acceptable to call mustard, "diarrhea"

Adios

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#195285 - 10/05/06 08:53 PM Re: Most unlucky bastard in porno!!!
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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He's under the knife right now for Monkey's pleasure. I can handle my own but most babble is pointless, laughable or often a waste of damn time. Just like this post may be in your opinion. But it's not acceptable to call mustard, "diarrhea"

Adios




I miss you.

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#195286 - 10/05/06 11:01 PM Re: Most unlucky bastard in porno!!!
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

hmmm yea jen padova eats shit out of some nasty guys diareah'd asshole and it's 3 cheers for beans, but a girl has acne and oh noes! you guys are fucking funny





You are like the father that left me when i was 5 if only he returned, I feel a deep bond with you.

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It's called mustard you idiot, another day it was jelly, and another day it was cocktail sauce. Don't knock it 'til you try you ig-nit. Watch them for a change and gain a sense of a fucking humor you damn troll.





Jokes on you ho because no other niggas are out there doing it except the barnacles of talent on the bottom of the porn boat.


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Damn, someone check on JRV. This is the second time Padover's had to come and defend her own honor!





Hes a little busy right now explaining his side of the story to the police over the recent ashley blue misunderstanding here at xpt.

(when i said) what i was really trying to say was i

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#195287 - 10/06/06 08:41 AM Re: Most unlucky bastard in porno!!!
NitneLiun Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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It's called mustard you idiot, another day it was jelly, and another day it was cocktail sauce.




Ass is ass, no matter how you try to dress it up.
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#195288 - 10/06/06 05:18 PM Re: Most unlucky bastard in porno!!!
El Kabong Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 764
Loc: Tralfamadore
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It's called mustard you idiot, another day it was jelly, and another day it was cocktail sauce.




Ass is ass, no matter how you try to dress it up.




Not only that but it looks like grotesque Minion ass. Not much left on that downward slide to oblivion. Is this what someone does with a college degree? As if! LOL
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#195289 - 10/07/06 01:06 AM Re: Most unlucky bastard in porno!!!
AlienMessiah Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/09/06
Posts: 66
If you look close enough, you can actually see the AIDS transmission...




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#195290 - 10/11/06 08:35 AM Re: Most unlucky bastard in porno!!!
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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If you look close enough, you can actually see the AIDS transmission...







Oh man look at her face. How much meth do you suppose this whore has done?To me it looks like you could get a contact high just by touching her.It bet her sweat even smells like speed.
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