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On media. I'll do it real good. I'll do it long. I can stop and take direction in midpump, or glaze over and take out myriad childhood trauma on an individual pussy/arse/gob.

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I'm versatile and dependable. I'm pleasant to be around. I'm likable, but moody and fragile. I'm 5'11", 175lbs., boyishly handsome, andf 5 3/4 inches when agitatedly erectified.

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Please hire me. I do B/G chokefucking, gagfuckling, weepfucking, donkeypuncxhing, and many variations on these themes with great enmthusiasm and artistry. You can dood worse, persons.

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I'm alcoholic byut stiff.

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