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it was mud, he's a mudder.


It's poop, look closely...it's a smart choice, absolutely brilliant...consider:

Ump: "Whats that on your hand?"

Kenny Rogers: "Feces...I have a major case of explosive diarrhea and I had to rush out here off the can to start the inning and didnt wipe myself properly."

Ump: "Uh, Ummmm...really?"

KR: "Sure, wanna smell?"

Ump: "Play Ball!"


Either that, or Kenny Rogers is the biggest Veronica Jett/Isabel Ice fan in MLB...
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