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yeah, i'm sure that shit on his hand last night during the first inning is the reason why he has 23+ innings of shut-out post season pitching.



You're right...a 41-year old pitcher with an 88mph fastball and an 8.-something lifetime postseason ERA should easily be able to make a ball corkscrew like Gaylord Perry on a 40-degree windy night in Detroit. What the fuck were we thinking? What's his excuse now...was it cholocalte cake...is it a mole...or maybe a bruise from beating another photographer? At least Joe Niekro had the sense to throw the emery board away when the ump was walking to the mound.


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