Go crazy folks, go crazy!!!"

Well, the final out was recorded a while back, and it's official: with the Cardinals' win tonight, XPT's crippled Jimmy Da Greek has gone zero for fucking four in his baseball prognostication. Since these were all wrong, it automatically makes Da Bueller zero for seven in predicting the baseball playoffs. What happened? Did your Israeli cripple sled get caught in a parking lot of Christie Lee pizza boxes? Did you stand (pun intended) too close to Brandon Irons? Not only were you wrong, but all of that flowery byullshit you put in there was pretty much the opposite of reality, 'cept for that part about the Big Unit melting down like Sammura in a Calumet City hooker lockup.

Some other great Da Burglar predictions:

4. Decatur Staleys defeat Muncie Flyers in 2007 Super Bowl.
3. Hartford Whalers defeat Winnipeg Jets for 2007 Stanley Cup.
2. Vancouver Grizzlies defeat St. Louis Hawks for 2007 NBA title.
1. Hailey Young is cool with me.