Much like the Spanish Inquisition, no one expected the A's to win, let alone sweep.

After setting a record for losing nine straight series-clinching possibilities dating back to 2000, they can get good and rested for the winner of the rain delay-postponed Yankees/Tigers tilt.

Beware the Scutaro!

Also, since Zito's a free agent next year, every post-season win is extra $$$ for the winning bidder (God, please don't let it be the Yankees).

White Elephants, indeed!