what's this nonsense about her quitting abusing her holes to be a "DJ"? can you trade an anus for an ableton? monstar, i'll at least teach her how to match beats or something as long as i can use her as bait later.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits