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#194684 - 09/28/06 11:19 PM
Dirt Pipe Milkshakes #-something-or-other
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Ok, the complaint was raised by the psychotic landlord of this forum that I hardly make posts anymore that have anything to do with porn. Well, there's a good reason for that: Aside from the fact I get about as aroused as Charlie Watts does during a typical Stones concert (and pretty much have the same facial expression throughout), I find porn ridiculous. Boring (1) and ridiculous (2)
So, I have had time to kill the last few days and I had 89 minutes on Moviemonster. I watch the first film that crosses my line of sight, Dirt Pipe Milkshakes #2(I think)...this is a humorous, disgusting term for my ever present bane, cumfarting. Hey, always go with your bread and butter...
This movie was awful. But with all the talk lately of girls not enjoying what they do on film, with Luke highlighting people like Shelley Lubben and her perspective on the evils of porn, and with the threads in Talent For hire in particular the post by Wanker Wang, I was confused. The girls in this flick really seemed to like what they were doing. I mean....either that or its actually really REALLY good acting.
BUT HOW THE FUCK can a chick allow several creeps to splooge in her ass and this shit/fart/expunge/evacuate etc the mess onto a mirror and then lick it up? And while she is licking that mirror, she see's her reflection as it is happening. Do you suppose ANY of the chicks, at that moment say to themselves "oh my god, what the fuck am I doing?"
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#194686 - 09/29/06 10:09 AM
Re: Dirt Pipe Milkshakes #-something-or-other
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
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That was an excellent post, Burg! Well worth the read!
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#194688 - 09/29/06 11:07 PM
Hot chicks with Hairy Armpits
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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That was an excellent post, Burg! Well worth the read!
Grant Ol' Boy! Where ya been laddie? We have an opening in Club Da Burglar Security, now that I will be "working" a few days a month out of a brewery up here in the Northern Cali Boondocks, if you are interested. Although you may have a hard time adjusting to the chicks up here....they all got that "Earthy Crunchy" vibe going.
I mean, just today in the Ukiah Organic Food Co-op, where I was buying organic wholemilk and Icecream to make non-dirtpipe milkshakes, I saw this incredibly gorgeous chick, with huge natural tits exposed in this ridiculously loose fitting tank top. It was all great....until she lifted her arms and revealed unshaven armpits.
Now it prompts the question and I am hijacking my own thread:
Would you guys fuck a totally HOT chick if she didnt shave? No shaving of armpits, pubic hair, or even legs? I am serious...picture Heidi Klum, except with 'hair' everywhere. Think about it, your dreamgirl with hairy armpits....
I mean, it was traumatic seeing this girl in the co-op. When I made it back out to the car I told my driver "I'm gonna need a moment alone Ahmed..." and I thought of the dreadful nightmare scenario of me finally going on a date with Holly Randall, and she sits in my lap as I take her to the top of a hill and tell her to hang on as I roll 'freefall style' down...she puts her arms around my neck staring itno my eyes...and I feel a fucking S.O.S. Brillo pad on my shoulder region, look down and Holly has Hairy armpits. I scream, "ahhhhhhhh...."....."AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
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#194690 - 09/30/06 07:34 AM
Re: Hot chicks with Hairy Armpits
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
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Depends on the type of hair; Blonde-O.K. Redhead-Probably, if not too bushy Brunette-Nah, the dark hairy stuff is nasty. While I don't completely agree with P.T.'s chorus of "pubic hair" from the avn, I am a little sick of seeing a hatchet wound on every fucking whore. Ashley has it about right, a short lawn, just enough to let you know she's legal. Armpit muff has to be discrete-big handfulls of fur are nauseating. Leg hair-if it's less than mine and not all over her ass I could probably handle it. I'm saying this without ever rolling over in the sack and running my hand down a hairy leg, which I sure in pratice would make me sick. 
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#194691 - 09/30/06 11:02 AM
Re: Hot chicks with Hairy Armpits
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i'd have to beat the shit out of her-chicot Quote:
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Would you guys fuck a totally HOT chick if she didnt shave? No shaving of armpits, pubic hair, or even legs? I am serious...picture Heidi Klum, except with 'hair' everywhere. Think about it, your dreamgirl with hairy armpits....
Nope. Never. Couldn't do it. It's such a total turn off for me doesn't matter who the chick is. Hairy chicks are terrible, aweful. But that's just me.
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#194692 - 10/03/06 06:47 PM
Re: Hot chicks with Hairy Armpits
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 250
Loc: Hailey Young's closet
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I was in south korea on business a year ago, staying at the grand hyatt. Some of the best clubs in Korea are in the high end hotels, it is where the young rich Koreans party, and where the girls look for rich american white boys. Anyway, after bouncing from a kereoke club i was taken to, which is just an odd kind of whorehouse (I have a problem with paying for sex even if someone is treating so I bounced when I figured out the gameplan) I went back to the hotel to the nightclub and picked up one of the hottest asian girls EVER. I took her back to the room, we were fooling around, or she was fooling around with me, then the pants came off and this chick looked like she had a fluffy-ass cat between her legs. I just imagined the stench in there and tossed her out of the room naked.
So yeah, a big fat fucking no on pubic hair longer a 1clip on the buzzer, but i prefer bald, easier to eat like a motherfucker!
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#194693 - 10/21/06 02:41 PM
Sasha Knox retiring...I blame Cum/Milk farting
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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An incredibly abrupt end has seemingly come to her Adult Movie "Career"....I forgot I had joined her Yahoo Group back in May (when i did one of my absurd interviews with her ... although Sasha herself wasnt absurd, she actually was engaging and enthusiastic, as well as intelligent in her answers.) So a message was sent out through her Yahoo group, referencing a thread on ADT, that she just up-and-quit porn a few days ago. I regret I never was able to get to know her better, because the few times I talked with her in person it was obvious she had more on the ball upstairs than most chicks in porn. Of course, it's hard to reconcile a chick who is obviously well-spoken, has good communication skills and command of vocabulary...with someone who allows multiple creep splooge to be blasted in her ass, and then poops and eats it. Clearly, Sasha's obvious book smarts either encouraged her, or failed to prevent (take your pick) her ANAL antics of cumfarting/ingestion. I have to believe, however, that her ultimate decision to QUIT was greatly influenced by her scene in this Movie Dirt Pipe Milkshakes #2.... It's like I stated above in my original thread....she SAW her reflection in the mirror she happened to be scarfing her cumfart off of, and it hit her...."OMG, that's me! Those are my beautiful peepers staring back at me...I AM DOING THIS TO ME! Not someone else! ME! I cant blame anyone else for this choice I've made to do this, for me being in this situation where I have to eat these sociopathic male sex-addicts' ejaculates off a fake-antique Mirror for 1800 bucks, and for giving 20% of that to a Agent who encourages me to keep doing this." Of course, Da Burglar is only speculating as to what went through her mind to lead her to abruptly STOP her 'career's' natural progression....but this insane practice of rectal regurgitation has got to stop. Sasha did one-too-many enema type scenes and cleaned out her motivation/stomach for doing porn...I wish her well. 
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#194694 - 10/21/06 02:51 PM
Re: Sasha Knox retiring...I blame Cum/Milk farting
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Well that's a shame(?).Fortunately for porn theres 50 other whores waiting to drink from the colon warmed milk dispenser standing right behind her.
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#194695 - 10/21/06 02:58 PM
Re: Sasha Knox retiring...I blame Cum/Milk farting
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
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It's like I stated above in my original thread....she SAW her reflection in the mirror she happened to be scarfing her cumfart off of, and it hit her...."OMG, that's me! Those are my beautiful peepers staring back at me...I AM DOING THIS TO ME! Not someone else! ME! I cant blame anyone else for this choice I've made to do this, for me being in this situation where I have to eat these sociopathic male sex-addicts' ejaculates off a fake-antique Mirror for 1800 bucks, and for giving 20% of that to a Agent who encourages me to keep doing this."
Thanks for painting this extremely strokeworthy scenario! 
OH GOD NO!!! WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!!!!
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#194696 - 10/22/06 06:29 AM
Re: Sasha Knox retiring...I blame Cum/Milk farting
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/13/04
Posts: 153
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re: The abrupt ending to Sasha's meteoric career
I'm the founder of the Yahoo group, and I had no clue this was coming. I did however, begin to wonder about her when after her return from London (filming for the upcoming Fox Reality series "My Bare Lady"), she went into virtual hiding - spending time with "friends and family".
I doubt that her scene in "Dirtpipe Milkshakes #2" was what made her want to quit. My own theory is that she was on a constant diet of sperm, and when she went to London and had to be away from porn for weeks at a stretch, she went into "sperm withdrawal" and hence, was susceptible to Jesus freaks, or the Moonies, or God-knows-who, and realized she was addicted to cum and was in withdrawal.
A sad state of affairs. The leasson is, if you manage to get a girl addicted to ingesting massive quanitites of spooge, don't let her be away from it for more than a few days at a time, or the spell will be broken.
I liked Sasha a lot, but since her "conversion" (or whatever), I haven't heard a peep out of her, and I don't expect any of us here will, ever again. Too bad. She was a porn whore of the highest order. I agree she's got a lot on the ball, and will probably do well in almost any endeavor she pursues (well, poilitics is probably out!). I wish her well.
Luckily, Mike John, Jake Malone, and other "sperm vendors" are busy at work on the latest set of newbies, and we'll get to see them ingesting massive quantities of spooge very soon!
As far as Sasha goes, we'll always have her "American Bukkake #29" scene to enjoy. The level of debauchery she managed to reach there - after only being in porn a few months - is staggering. Some of the best stroke material around.
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#194697 - 10/22/06 08:37 AM
Re: Sasha Knox retiring...I blame Cum/Milk farting
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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whoa, jesus snagged another one. Quote:
Jesus freaks, or the Moonies, or God-knows-who, and
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I liked Sasha a lot, but since her "conversion" (or whatever), I haven't heard a peep out of her, and I don't expect any of us here will, ever again. Too bad. She was a porn whore of the highest order.
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#194698 - 10/22/06 10:32 AM
Re: Sasha Knox retiring...I blame Cum/Milk farting
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/04/05
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#194702 - 07/15/08 01:40 PM
Re: Dirt Pipe Milkshakes #-something-or-other
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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Now THAT's a tight sphincter. I expect that if Kelly Wells tried it the milk would just pour out like her ass was an overturned soup bowl.
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#194703 - 07/15/08 02:53 PM
Re: Dirt Pipe Milkshakes #-something-or-other
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