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That was an excellent post, Burg! Well worth the read!



Grant Ol' Boy! Where ya been laddie? We have an opening in Club Da Burglar Security, now that I will be "working" a few days a month out of a brewery up here in the Northern Cali Boondocks, if you are interested. Although you may have a hard time adjusting to the chicks up here....they all got that "Earthy Crunchy" vibe going.

I mean, just today in the Ukiah Organic Food Co-op, where I was buying organic wholemilk and Icecream to make non-dirtpipe milkshakes, I saw this incredibly gorgeous chick, with huge natural tits exposed in this ridiculously loose fitting tank top. It was all great....until she lifted her arms and revealed unshaven armpits.

Now it prompts the question and I am hijacking my own thread:

Would you guys fuck a totally HOT chick if she didnt shave? No shaving of armpits, pubic hair, or even legs? I am serious...picture Heidi Klum, except with 'hair' everywhere. Think about it, your dreamgirl with hairy armpits....

I mean, it was traumatic seeing this girl in the co-op. When I made it back out to the car I told my driver "I'm gonna need a moment alone Ahmed..." and I thought of the dreadful nightmare scenario of me finally going on a date with Holly Randall, and she sits in my lap as I take her to the top of a hill and tell her to hang on as I roll 'freefall style' down...she puts her arms around my neck staring itno my eyes...and I feel a fucking S.O.S. Brillo pad on my shoulder region, look down and Holly has Hairy armpits. I scream, "ahhhhhhhh...."....."AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

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