Geezus you are such a prick. A few posts ago you told me I needed to "get over this".....what it was I had to get over, I dont know, but you are doing it again. So fuck it, I am stealing your thunder/evil prick mojo by posting a picture of the TRUE, Porn Crippled Karma givers.




You seem to forget, these two are wanted for armed robbery after holding up the Native American Savings Bank in Cheyenne Wyoming. They were armed, not with guns, but a wiffle ball bat and a 18 inch thick rubber dick. The girl used the rubber dick to beat the 5'2" security guard to near-death when he refused to open the door for her as she was leaving with 18,000 bucks in her lap. Her indignation was not due to his ignorance of her crippledness, but his lack of manners for opening the door for a 'lady'. The security guard (5 foot two inch Hernando Villareal) later admitted, "She No look like a lady to me, Homes, you know what I am saying? She look like something I win at the carnival for my 'lady' for getting the water in the clown's mouth." Meanwhile, Irish midget dude didnt open the door for her with her lap full of money because he was many steps ahead, warming up the getaway handi-VAN and nervously eating Funyuns while waiting for her to emerge and get on the handi-van lift. The crunch of Funyuns is a well known, effective stress reducer...not as good as xanax, but still....