It has taken a while to form but thanks to cumstains discovering the final member a new porn force has been completed, 'the holy quan of crip fanboys'. In this post i'll be playing the role Marcee Tidwell made famous by Regina King in Jerry Maguire. (pictured below)



Locked in arms and wheels the holy quan will take every porn event by storm and force. Without further delay let me introduce the 4 members of the quan.

1. Firewall: The original mack, with jenna jameson, ashton moore and krystal steal among the whore feathers in his cap hes a seasoned vet on the circuit, he brings skills and charm to the unit, a valued member.




2. Da Burg: Second in charge and the most recognizable among XPT readers, he too has strong connections with the whores until he wheels over the proverbial line. He is the ivy leaguer of the group.



3. The escorts for disables guy: The dark horse to the group be it that hes only come out once but he has a boyish charm to him thats sure to warm even the coldest of whore's hearts, firewall will take him under his wing until he finds his feet, nickname is the rook.



4. Last but not least, actually in this case he is least, the mexican da burg (discovered by cumstains): He is a stand in guy if any of the other three can't make a porn event, he speaks very little english and tends to draw the attention of bottom level talent, theres room to improve as he learns the ropes and the english language.




So there you have it the Holy Quan of Crip Fanboys (HQCF)

Geezus you are such a prick. A few posts ago you told me I needed to "get over this".....what it was I had to get over, I dont know, but you are doing it again. So fuck it, I am stealing your thunder/evil prick mojo by posting a picture of the TRUE, Porn Crippled Karma givers.




You seem to forget, these two are wanted for armed robbery after holding up the Native American Savings Bank in Cheyenne Wyoming. They were armed, not with guns, but a wiffle ball bat and a 18 inch thick rubber dick. The girl used the rubber dick to beat the 5'2" security guard to near-death when he refused to open the door for her as she was leaving with 18,000 bucks in her lap. Her indignation was not due to his ignorance of her crippledness, but his lack of manners for opening the door for a 'lady'. The security guard (5 foot two inch Hernando Villareal) later admitted, "She No look like a lady to me, Homes, you know what I am saying? She look like something I win at the carnival for my 'lady' for getting the water in the clown's mouth." Meanwhile, Irish midget dude didnt open the door for her with her lap full of money because he was many steps ahead, warming up the getaway handi-VAN and nervously eating Funyuns while waiting for her to emerge and get on the handi-van lift. The crunch of Funyuns is a well known, effective stress reducer...not as good as xanax, but still....

Cum Stains said he's Puerto Rican Da Burg- not Mexican.

That whore isn't cripple, hideously ugly yes but cripple no, I thought all cripples have toothpick legs, she looks like she could leg press 500.

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Cum Stains said he's Puerto Rican Da Burg- not Mexican.

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Theres a difference?. They are both famous for their ability to clean toilets and box.