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God her skin is so flabby and cold looking, Id imagine having sexy with her would be similar to fucking a ski resort leather sofa left near open doors in the lobby. Neither of which would leave a pleasant sensation on or around your penis, unless your daburg who has to jab a fork into it to get off.




That's a wonderful piece of writing, sir. Chandleresque.


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