Man, and I thought MY mom was embarrassing. At least she quit making out with porn stars at awards shows and disappearing with men's wives into the bathroom stalls after I was born. Oh wait, that's a lie. Thankfully no one got pictures, and the internet didn't exist at that time. Whew.
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I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.