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Da Burg's Puerto Rican cousin showed up. The simularities are uncanny. El Burglaro is a drunken whore-monger except he touts a community college education. Being longwinded in Spanish must really be a trip.




I must be recovered from whatever funk befell me, because I actually laughed my ass off at this picture, and the post/quote. Laughin at yourself is a sign of healthy mental outlook, correct? Either that or my at-home nurse spiked my parmesan cheese with oxycontin again hoping to get me to take her shopping in Santa Rosa again.

But seriously....is that REALLY a picture of Jewel's Mom De Bella???? That doesnt look anything like what she originally appeared as several months ago......whats the real deal here? How old is she and is she really on crack, or is she just a boozer/alcoholic (my guess) who is on the precipice of Hepatetic Failure and her brain is kicking into last gasp survival mode by getting her to perform (and look) outrageously pathetic spectacles as a final desperate cry for help in the form of Intensive Care Unit Alochol Detox?
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Are you gonna eat that?