I know, I'm mixing languages. I don' care, too druunk to care. Or as mt attorney says, 'only dsay yes, no, i fon't know, i don't remember, i don't understand.'
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Built a circuit into this baby and caged him up. Have a wire running out of his anus and to the circuit breaker. Powered a generator and adjusted the current. Waited for 2.5 seconds and baby began to fry. While frying baby did dance like an epileptic on ectasy. Stopped current flow and re-moved cage. Put bacon inside the baby head and had another wire into the brain to simulate electro-brain death. Powered the generator again and adjusted current to maximum flow. Bacon fryed and baby-head suffered complete mental and electro-brain death after 2.8 seconds. Stopped current flow rigged meat inside baby-torso. Stabbed baby torso to allow flies and/or ants entry into body. Rigged wires into the brain, feet, anus and back. Generator on standby: Baby still alive.