If you could get paid for being sad and pathetic, I'm pretty sure you could've gotten time and a half for the last 4 hours.
Actually I really don't know what's more pathetic, the fact you took the time to look that up or the fact that you sneak a post on to the board only when you are sure you won't be bitch slapped by others. Shouldn't you be creeping out women with threats of cigarette burn foreplay anyway? Oh yeah, you're normal and healthy.