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#194074 - 09/23/06 03:54 AM
My Gift to The XPT Community via Brandon...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Sometime after Smally Monkey decided to post another of his 'I've-lost-it-so-here-goes-another-smoke-grenade-thread/post-to-obscure-how-much-I-Suck-until-someone -in-porn-bails-me-out-with-a-suicide-or-message-board-meltdown-blah-blah-blah' with the XPT CANCEROUS POSTER thread, Mr "50 to 1" himself, Brandon Iron, sent me this e-mail. I am not sure what exactly was the major insult or cheap shot I launched that put him in this latest twist: [Quote] Date: Wed, 20 Sep 2006 13:14:30 -0700 (PDT) From: "Brandon Iron" <brandoniron_99@yahoo.com> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book Add Mobile Alert Yahoo! DomainKeys has confirmed that this message was sent by yahoo.com. Learn more Subject: You should know when to stop... To: "Da Burglar" <club_da_burglar@yahoo.com> Not sure why you enjoy the cheap shots on xxxpt but do
not ever say the same shit to my face.
Brandon
Soooooo, I sent Brandon a LONNNNNGGGG, detailed, slightly concilliatory REPLY message, trying to smooth things over yet again between the two of us simply because I dont like fighting with Brandon anymore, plus while fighting with Monkey, I dont need a "Second Front" (hey, I am a big fan of the Germans, circa 1914 and 1939). I am not sure why, but it gives me Nooooo satisfaction fighting Brandon, plus the man's porn is actually not that bad when compared with the rest of the (banana)CRAP-OLA that is being foisted upon the porn viewing market these days. That's not saying much, but it is saying something. Anyway, "Brando's" reply to my extended apology gave me wood for a second, due to its sheer intensity and hatred. The BAN that Jeff Steward and Tony Molice placed upon Brandon CLEARLY is taking its toll on the man as he laments not being able to fight back:
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Date: Thu, 21 Sep 2006 16:58:24 -0700 (PDT)
From: Send an Instant Message "Brandon Iron" <brandoniron_99@yahoo.com> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book Add Mobile Alert Yahoo! DomainKeys has confirmed that this message was sent by yahoo.com. Learn more
Subject: Re: You should know when to stop...
To: "Da Burglar" <club_da_burglar@yahoo.com>
I don't give a fuck what you say or do. Yes, it's all
fun to make jokes at someone else's expense.
I am not able to post anything in reply.
I don't appreciate anything said about me....period.
Please do me a huge favour and shut the fuck up.
Don't write back. Don't keep in contact.
Have a good life.
See you,
Brandon
See folks, while the Monkey is wasting his time trying to alter the perception of the XPT community about me and paint me according to his views, I am out here in the real world making shit happen and making waves in this.... "industry".... Indeed, I have had my hands, and wheels, in a LOT of places and with a lot of people since the beginning of this year, more than even those closest to me, like my GREAT friend and Confidant Willie D know. I only share when, and with who, I have to.
While Monkey reconciles, and fumes, over being outclassed by a cripple who is smarter, stronger, better looking, a better cook, etc, than he is, and while I continue to offer FAT sacrifices to nameless gods in hopes of afflicting Monkey with a painful end of dying over a 96 hour period of flesh eating bacteria from his feet up while also at the same time suffering migraines and being in withdrawal from Benzodiazipines, Jeff and Tony need to LIFT the BAN on Brandon so he can reply to me, and anyone else he wants.
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#194076 - 09/23/06 06:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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I have to address two things before i get into what da burg actually wrote. 1) your email address is club_da_burglar@yahoo.com???, club da burglar?????????, thats it, we will be requiring your penis card, the keys to your penis and all other penis documentation, you have officially been kicked out of the male species, you have the choice of female which requires $3500 for the surgery and all documents that identifies you as such or you can roam the world as a eunuch free of charge, but you have lost the option to remain as a male. and 2) you im with brandon irons?, you actually talk with brandon as a person?. Depressingly funny. Quote:
Sometime after Smally Monkey decided to post another of his
'I've-lost-it-so-here-goes-another-smoke-grenade-thread/post-to-obscure-how-much-I-Suck-until-someone -in-porn-bails-me-out-with-a-suicide-or-message-board-meltdown-blah-blah-blah' with the XPT CANCEROUS POSTER thread
Can't lose what I never had. Ive admitted my fraudness here many a time. I post things that amuse me and if they happen to amuse others then its purely by accident, certainly not intentional. XPT is my perverted diary, not a platform to bond with the performers, have those performers shun me and then meltdown over it for everyone's viewing pleasure.  (but i still have pills, pick up, pick up, pick up, i know you are there, uh i'll try back in an hour)
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See folks, while the Monkey is wasting his time trying to alter the perception of the XPT community about me and paint me according to his views
Its over, this is the best. You think everyone hates you because of what I think and say about you?. Please tell me this is true, like anyone gives a shit about what I say, including myself and im the one person who should give a shit about what i say because its me. People hate you for their own reasons, if ive done anything at all its probably shown that people can keep it real even if its about a person in a chair, if your posts sucks and or you suck then people let you know point blank, i love how your ego won't allow you to accept that and you actually believe people dislike you because of what i think.
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I am out here in the real world making shit happen and making waves in this.... "industry"....
LOL, waves?. God I hope you are refering the emails brandon just sent you as the 'waves' you are making, feuding with brandon irons is hardly making waves its more like a ripple in a toilet bowl, the only way to make waves in porn is to perform with hiv, everything else blows over in an hour, its almost wave proof at this point.
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While Monkey reconciles, and fumes, over being outclassed by a cripple who is smarter, stronger, better looking, a better cook, etc, than he is,
God this is great, this shows that I have hit home deep with burg. Im the dan marino to his ray finkle. monkey 1 da turdlar 0
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#194078 - 09/23/06 10:29 AM
Re: My Gift to The XPT Community via Brandon...
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 322
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Soooooo, I sent Brandon a LONNNNNGGGG, detailed, slightly concilliatory REPLY message,
Noooo. Not you!
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#194079 - 09/23/06 04:56 PM
Re: My Gift to The XPT Community via Brandon...
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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In general: Monkey, you know that many people in this world are followers. And you MONKEY have enough charisma over the internet to get many of those weak kind of people to agree with you even go along with you, with many things you say even if it's satire. And you know it. And why wouldn't anyone like yourself not take advantage of that?
(yes, I leave myself open for you to jot another low boring blow)
As Jeff said of one of my posts "Too Many Words!"
Gen,
Just say that SM has a considerable influence on the easily influenced, when they're not watching NASCAR.
As my science teacher used to say "small minds are easily amused."
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#194080 - 09/23/06 06:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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In general: Monkey, you know that many people in this world are followers. And you MONKEY have enough charisma over the internet to get many of those weak kind of people to agree with you even go along with you, with many things you say even if it's satire. And you know it. And why wouldn't anyone like yourself not take advantage of that?
(yes, I leave myself open for you to jot another low boring blow)
Negro please, Im guessing the reason people dislike da burg might have something to do with his longwinded, self serving, boring posts that have nothing to do with porn, his fan boyish tendencies and the fact the cage has always been about mocking those adt like fanboys who get a little too close to the whores where their inner stalker raises its ugly head, the fact he not only had one of these moments but had it at the cage is enough to put the nail in the coffin, if I had that much pull over the people then the board would hate padova (most don't and i still don't understand why), hate chico, hate meliss and hate jrv. I hate all those people more then da burg, i find da burg annoying more then anything. Having said all that Im sure im just as hated here as da burg, im just not in denial about it.
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#194082 - 09/23/06 10:34 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
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Watching you two battle it out turns me on.
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#194083 - 09/23/06 10:54 PM
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Registered: 07/15/06
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The closest thing I can compare this exchange to is Luther and Erasmus debating freewill. You see, Luther thought we are all on this bobsled run from which there is no escape and Erasmus thought we are actually just hopping off the lift and had our choice of green, blue, or black runs, and could in fact pick our way down whatever trails we wanted to even choosing whether to hit the moguls (or not).
But this is a scaled down version. It is more like that exchange if both Luther and Erasmus were racing Ducatis and slammed head-first into the city walls of Sienna, causing massive head trauma and a lack of ability to form a phrase even mildly interesting exceeding three words in length.
If you are going to ping on each other with whatever Ivy league school diplomas you claim to have on your walls, please try to do it in a less egregiously boring manner.
I prefer to lurk rather than post, even when I think there is an opportunity to get Gia to post some new panty shots, but this exceedingly dull exchange between you two must stop. It must. If you do not wither cease entirely or at least exchange a barb with a point on it, I will have no choice but to respond with verbatim quotes from a Denny's menu, just to liven it up a bit.
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#194084 - 09/24/06 02:54 AM
Re: My Gift to The XPT Community via Brandon...
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
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#194085 - 09/24/06 03:54 AM
Re: My Gift to The XPT Community via Brandon...
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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Having said all that Im sure im just as hated here as da burg, im just not in denial about it.
Ha!
In your absence there was much whining and gnashing of teeth by your fan bois!
The denizens of the Trailer Parks were drinking up their government checks and eating cheese puffs by the tons, whining hysterically at every post by a poster that was not Smelly Monkey.
Personally I loved all the whining my posts generated, the ability to make grown men act like women with REALLY BAD Menstrual Cycles by typing horrific haikus, mmmmmm Priceless. But in all seriousness the only poster who's had posts worth reading here in your absence was COAH.
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#194086 - 09/24/06 08:36 AM
Re: My Gift to The XPT Community via Brandon...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Fact is, people love me and they love reading my well written posts about my crippled debauched adventures, the stripclubs I have visited, how much heroin I snorted off some chick's ass in the VIP room, or how I wheelchair surfed down Beacon Hill during my last visit home to Boston....or how I would clean up my act and become a reformed pervert if a perfect woman like Holly Randle buried her gold digging claws into my pecs. (waits to see if Monkey takes seriously the ruse that I am taking myself seriously.) I havent stopped laughing since I read this latest "long, boring" post by monkey, simply because of what it stands for and what it actually shows about this socially immature, morally bankrupt yet intellectually clever reptile-posing-as-a-circus-attraction. Just about EVERYTHING he actually accuses me of being, or doing, he himself does or exhibits, almost all in this one post alone. His hypocrisy is the ultimate manifestation of such.... His stealing/lifting/commandeering of the following quote literally kills me. I HAVE BEEN stating this about myself since day one, and have repeated it many times, that I have always posted here for my own uses and amusement, that XPT is my own "blog" as it were: "I post things that amuse me and if they happen to amuse others then its purely by accident, certainly not intentional. XPT is my perverted diary, not a platform to bond with the performers, have those performers shun me and then meltdown over it for everyone's viewing pleasure." The Monkey cage is supposed to be about satire, sarcasm, gossip etc. Monkey conveniently uses this for his own ends, then drops it and attaches seemingly real significance and importance to things when it suits him. Obviously I am being silly and joking in saying I "am out making waves" etc., it was simply a set up to the rant/threat/minimeltdown from Brandon to me, something which, on any other day, you Monkey would seize upon and use to make yourself, and in the process others, laugh. But not this time, because your hatred and annoyance of me trumps that right now, and that makes me  You weave into your posts and threads statements like what you posted in this thread, things like "Everyone hates da burg", or "Da Burg is not interesting." Its just your hackneyed approach/tactic of using self-fulfilling statements, of using partially-subliminal influence to shape people's perception and let them know what "Cage Policy" is this month. And for the record, so the XPT, and porn community in general knows, I am aware of Smelly Monkey's True Identity. It took some deductive fact finding, a lot of Technical research, many conversations with people I otherwise would never even glance at, as well as a few $$$$$, but I learned the truth. Let's just say (1) I was sorely disappointed, and (2) NO, I will not tell anyone else, do your own homework (besides, a few people expressed cryptic fear or apprehension on the Truth getting out, as if peoples' Lives might be in danger...this I can understand given Monkey's abject disregard for other people and their feelings.) But I at least have the smug satisfaction of knowing who this watery stool is and, no matter what he/they type from this moment forward, all I have to do is remember this and lean back in my hot tub, sip my Eye of the Hawk Ale, and smile the smile of the fundamentally superior.
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#194088 - 09/24/06 11:04 AM
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Gay For Pay
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#194089 - 09/24/06 12:12 PM
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#194090 - 09/24/06 12:22 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 322
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Fact is, people love me and they love reading my well written posts
1.) How do you know? 
2.) I thought you "died?" 
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#194091 - 09/24/06 03:20 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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#194094 - 09/24/06 04:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Ok , you people do know this is a fucking jack off forum, right?. Its a pornography forum?. One for morons like myself who like porn to fuck around on, not a forum to flex the mental muscles of the ivy leaguers. They are welcome of course but its not the set standard to be allowed to post here. Theres too many people taking themselves far too seriously, I mean who gives a flying fuck what some moron on a PORN message board says or thinks about you?, i mean really?, you need to get over this my favorite pill popping irish whipping piggie. If you are as well loved as you claim to be then what does it matter what I think or say?.  Oh no, you've gone and done it now William, da burgs going to open up his wallet and track you down. Quote:
Another possibility is that it's the audience. You have to tailor the presentation: even though a few here may read at a High School sophomore level or better, that's not what they're here for...
Jrv, why are you here? Seriously?. I mean if you think that about the people who post here and never post anything that isn't gen related why would you hang around?. Is it the fact your a mod and you are one of those people who needs to have any kind of authority no matter how pointless?. If so may i suggest applying for a position as a prison guard, I wouldn't suggest security guard since we both know you feel much more highly of yourself to take a job like that and I like the chances of an inmate breaking a pencil off in your chest as a prison guard.
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#194095 - 09/24/06 05:51 PM
Re: My Gift to The XPT Community via Brandon...
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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Ok , you people do know this is a fucking jack off forum, right?. Its a pornography forum?. One for morons like myself who like porn to fuck around on, not a forum to flex the mental muscles of the ivy leaguers. They are welcome of course but its not the set standard to be allowed to post here. Theres too many people taking themselves far too seriously, I mean who gives a flying fuck what some moron on a PORN message board says or thinks about you?, i mean really?, you need to get over this my favorite pill popping irish whipping piggie. If you are as well loved as you claim to be then what does it matter what I think or say?.
Aw, do we have to go and have intelligent discussion about the Monkey Cage?
I started the "Bad Haiku Thread" so people could write bad, corny, maybe funny, SATIRICAL Haikus.
The Fan Bois jumped in my shit for it, I tried to tease them into attempting something more clever than they are capable of, and after that it degenerated into the same insults that I remember from elementary school.
The Fan bois wouldn't let up, and you're right Monkey, I don't give two shits what they think, but apparently the mods thought I was losing it because of the vehemence in my replies to those who would spit polish your ball sack.
I pointed out to the MODs who thought I lost it that I had read the word SATIRE in the description of the MONKEY CAGE and was then told that the word satire didn't really mean anything, the cage was for straight up shit flinging.
Okay, no Problem.
Perhaps they could start a forum where Satire and Sarcasm is more appreciated? There people who are capable of more than school yard insults could gather, while the lower common denominator would be satiated here.
1. Burglar, you did melt down. You may have recovered yourself, but don't expect it to be forgotten.
2. Smelly Monkey you went away leaving "The Monkey Cage" to fester and spoil, in your absence some posters who aren't mods thought they would rule the cage. They did a lot of whining about what people posted, and yes they are your fan bois.
3. Monkey, your cage, your rules.
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#194096 - 09/24/06 06:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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Aw, do we have to go and have intelligent discussion about the Monkey Cage?
I started the "Bad Haiku Thread" so people could write bad, corny, maybe funny, SATIRICAL Haikus.
The Fan Bois jumped in my shit for it, I tried to tease them into attempting something more clever than they are capable of, and after that it degenerated into the same insults that I remember from elementary school.
The Fan bois wouldn't let up, and you're right Monkey, I don't give two shits what they think, but apparently the mods thought I was losing it because of the vehemence in my replies to those who would spit polish your ball sack.
I pointed out to the MODs who thought I lost it that I had read the word SATIRE in the description of the MONKEY CAGE and was then told that the word satire didn't really mean anything, the cage was for straight up shit flinging.
Okay, no Problem.
Perhaps they could start a forum where Satire and Sarcasm is more appreciated? There people who are capable of more than school yard insults could gather, while the lower common denominator would be satiated here.
1. Burglar, you did melt down. You may have recovered yourself, but don't expect it to be forgotten.
2. Smelly Monkey you went away leaving "The Monkey Cage" to fester and spoil, in your absence some posters who aren't mods thought they would rule the cage. They did a lot of whining about what people posted, and yes they are your fan bois.
3. Monkey, your cage, your rules.
God you're a whiney little bitch. William Hyde a social cripple, jumping on DB a physical cripple, and now we have you an emotional cripple, crying about being wronged. When did the cage degenerate from knife fights to cripple fights?
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#194097 - 09/24/06 06:11 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
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God you're a whiney little bitch. William Hyde a social cripple, jumping on DB a physical cripple, and now we have you an emotional cripple, crying about being wronged. When did the cage degenerate from knife fights to cripple fights?
Hahahahahahahahaha
Speaking of the trailer park, lowest common denominator! I just love how you guys whine like your snapper won't stop bleeding when I post something.
I saw a commercial for some extra strength Mydol or Pamprin recently, why don't you run to the Liquor Store near your trailer and get some Have2cit, that'll cut back on the pain.
Then you can watch Oprah and read weekly world news and hope everything is going all right with Tom and Katy!
I guess todays NASCAR race is over since Have2Cit is posting. Wear yourself out watching the Good Old Boys make 1600 left turns?
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#194098 - 09/24/06 06:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Hahahahahahahahaha
Speaking of the trailer park, lowest common denominator! I just love how you guys whine like your snapper won't stop bleeding when I post something.
I saw a commercial for some extra strength Mydol or Pamprin recently, why don't you run to the Liquor Store near your trailer and get some Have2cit, that'll cut back on the pain.
Then you can watch Oprah and read weekly world news and hope everything is going all right with Tom and Katy!
I guess todays NASCAR race is over since Have2Cit is posting. Wear yourself out watching the Good Old Boys make 1600 left turns?
I see you have the same measure of me that you have of your own pathetic personality. You are a void of humor, wit, or even self dignity. Your ex-wife knew this, now you do too.
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#194099 - 09/24/06 06:54 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
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Oh no Have2cit I think a lot less of you than I do of myself. As for my ex-wife, you're more than welcome too her.
Void of Humor, wit, or self dignity, I think you're talking about yourself there Have2cit. I realize when I post something you're panties get all in a bunch, your snapper starts bleeding, you get cramps, bloating, etc..
Keep whining Have2cit, it's music to my ears.
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#194100 - 09/24/06 07:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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The mass of your suckiness is indirectly proportional to your own realization of the suckiness. Why not go back to arguing with kate because you'll never win here last word or not.
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#194101 - 09/24/06 07:28 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
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The mass of your suckiness is indirectly proportional to your own realization of the suckiness. Why not go back to arguing with kate because you'll never win here last word or not.
I'm not trying to win anything, I'm enjoying your fine whining. I don't want the last word, I want you to keep responding, to keep whining about the fact that I'm posting and all you can do it whine like the little bitch you are.
If you want me to stop posting, stop the whining, it's pretty simple.
Beg Smelly Monkey to ban me, lick smelly monkey's ball sack clean, lick smelly monkey's asshole clean, beg and whine, maybe smelly monkey will ban me. Or, use your own little brain, create your own little mental block and stop reading my posts.
It's not my fault you lack the intellectual capability to filter out my posts.
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#194102 - 09/24/06 08:32 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/27/06
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TWO meltdowns for the price of one!
What the hell is going on in this madhouse?
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#194103 - 09/24/06 09:13 PM
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#194104 - 09/24/06 09:51 PM
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#194106 - 09/24/06 10:20 PM
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Bingo- I want to laugh not think when I am here. Make me laugh bitches
Word!
I wanna shout out to Cleetus on this one, for I followed his example on my way into this place, and another for the Monkey, evil though he may be, who doesn't deserve to be saddled with this bullshit.
Make with the goods people, or take it elsewhere .
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#194108 - 09/25/06 05:51 AM
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Have2cit's posts for 9/16/06 ( ie. How a man with an active, healthy social life spends his Saturdays )
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( 5pm - 6pm: break to hit the drive-thru at Long John Silver, pick up another case of PBR, and give the Jesse Jane Travel Pussyâ„¢ a quick workout. )
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If you could get paid for being sad and pathetic, I'm pretty sure you could've gotten time and a half for the last 4 hours.
 
Actually I really don't know what's more pathetic, the fact you took the time to look that up or the fact that you sneak a post on to the board only when you are sure you won't be bitch slapped by others. Shouldn't you be creeping out women with threats of cigarette burn foreplay anyway? Oh yeah, you're normal and healthy. 
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#194110 - 09/25/06 10:21 AM
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Others?... others? Not you ? Others? Ooooooh yeah! I keep forgetting that you usually rely on your little gang of XPT buttbuddies to chime in and defend you whenever you're eviscerated in full view of the sleaze reading public! My bad. Don't say another word Have2shit... I'm sure they'll be along any second to salvage your rep as resident badass.
And for the record, I've never professed to being either normal or healthy. But that's why I enjoy wasting my time trading barbs with a lowgrade moron like you, pigfucker!
Better a pigfucker than a creepy, hooker stabbing, douche bag.
Eviscerated? Seems you have me mistaken for all the neighbors’ pets you could get your pudgy little fists on growing up. No one is here now, no one's coming out of the woodwork to help me, but don't mistake me for your father either, because I won't go down without a fight.
And for the record of any future FBI profiler checking into you: He did it.
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#194111 - 09/25/06 10:33 AM
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Actually I really don't know what's more pathetic, the fact you took the time to look that up or the fact that you sneak a post on to the board only when you are sure you won't be bitch slapped by others . Shouldn't you be creeping out women with threats of cigarette burn foreplay anyway? Oh yeah, you're normal and healthy.
Others?... others? Not you ? Others? Ooooooh yeah! I keep forgetting that you usually rely on your little gang of XPT buttbuddies to chime in and defend you whenever you're eviscerated in full view of the sleaze reading public! My bad. Don't say another word Have2shit... I'm sure they'll be along any second to salvage your rep as resident badass.
And for the record, I've never professed to being either normal or healthy. But that's why I enjoy wasting my time trading barbs with a lowgrade moron like you, pigfucker!
Sounds to me like an admission you are no better or worse than h2c, interesting that you would try and stab him over that.
I think people would be more accepting of you if you bothered to contribute something to XPT more than the sardonic truth nuggets you drop around here from time to time, only to dissappear like you don't have time to say something of use. It makes you look like the saratoga120 of XPT.
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#194113 - 09/25/06 11:26 AM
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Ok , you people do know this is a fucking jack off forum, right?. Its a pornography forum?. One for morons like myself who like porn to fuck around on, not a forum to flex the mental muscles of the ivy leaguers. They are welcome of course but its not the set standard to be allowed to post here. Theres too many people taking themselves far too seriously, I mean who gives a flying fuck what some moron on a PORN message board says or thinks about you?, i mean really? you need to get over this my favorite pill popping irish whipping piggie. If you are as well loved as you claim to be then what does it matter what I think or say?.
Your hypocrisy, and ability to twist shit around, change your tune mid-dance, play the victim/fool/predator all at the same time.....is actually pretty cool. I still hate you, but actually I have been "over" it since April, this shit just takes on a life of its own and things get totally distorted. For the record I never share my pills....never.
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#194114 - 09/25/06 11:57 AM
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So you are conceding that you do in fact fuck pigs? Do I have that correct?
Yes your mom and sister come over quite often.
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#194116 - 09/25/06 12:18 PM
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LOL. Come on! Seriously... even YOU can do better than that.
apparently you can't
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#194117 - 09/25/06 12:25 PM
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Sounds to me like an admission you are no better or worse than h2c, interesting that you would try and stab him over that.
Ah, the cavalry arrives! I knew you wouldn't be far behind Willie Dipshit! As usual, you've hit the nail right on the proverbial head... and without even knowing it.
I've never claimed to be better than anyone. But then, unlike pigfucker, I don't prance around gaily throwing stones in my glasshouse. I hadn't made any comment whatsoever about said fag, before he decided to toss in the "social cripple" remark. So I responded in kind. But "stab" him over it?... I don't know where you're getting that? I seriously only stab hookers.
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I think people would be more accepting of you if you bothered to contribute something to XPT more than the sardonic truth nuggets you drop around here from time to time, only to dissappear like you don't have time to say something of use. It makes you look like the saratoga120 of XPT.
The day I concern myself with gaining this board's acceptance, is the day I do Drano shots for breakfast. Although I must be insane for not coveting the acceptance of desperately lonely, basement-dwelling, middle-aged masturbators...? And, far from disappearing, I actually post here fairly regularly... just not on the level of sociopaths like yourself and Have2.
However, it is true that I have nothing of use to say.
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#194119 - 09/25/06 01:57 PM
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The day I concern myself with gaining this board's acceptance, is the day I do Drano shots for breakfast.
They aren’t just for breakfast anymore, please do everyone on earth a favor and indulge.
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However, it is true that I have nothing of use to say.
or interesting, witty, funny, non-vomit inducing……..
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#194121 - 09/25/06 02:22 PM
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I like your postings very much, and still do even after I was repulsed when someone pointed out that your signature image was from the sort of Japanese animation that abject nerds fetishize. But that statement troubles me. I believe from the bottom of my heart and soul that every thing I type here is extremely important and I want others to read it. Otherwise what is the point? Never have I considered my time here to be frivolous or wasteful or "killed". I think my amorphal and borne thoughts are interesting and of intertest to others. I'm fascinayed that you don't but still feel compelled to post them and at length. Why, sir. 
He doesn't know why. You might as well ask why he dreams of putting cigarettes out on Sierra Sinn. It's a compulsion like his habit of circling elementary schools in his car.
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#194123 - 09/25/06 03:33 PM
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He doesn't know why. You might as well ask why he dreams of putting cigarettes out on Sierra Sinn. It's a compulsion like his habit of circling elementary schools in his car.
How many posts does this make for you today? Do you have trouble making time for XPT in the midst of your busy, well-adjusted, healthy social life?
Since I'm sitting at my computer writing some software anyway, what does it matter, if I look in every now and then to bitch slap you? It's a public service after all.
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