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Ok , you people do know this is a fucking jack off forum, right?. Its a pornography forum?. One for morons like myself who like porn to fuck around on, not a forum to flex the mental muscles of the ivy leaguers. They are welcome of course but its not the set standard to be allowed to post here. Theres too many people taking themselves far too seriously, I mean who gives a flying fuck what some moron on a PORN message board says or thinks about you?, i mean really?, you need to get over this my favorite pill popping irish whipping piggie. If you are as well loved as you claim to be then what does it matter what I think or say?.




Aw, do we have to go and have intelligent discussion about the Monkey Cage?

I started the "Bad Haiku Thread" so people could write bad, corny, maybe funny, SATIRICAL Haikus.

The Fan Bois jumped in my shit for it, I tried to tease them into attempting something more clever than they are capable of, and after that it degenerated into the same insults that I remember from elementary school.

The Fan bois wouldn't let up, and you're right Monkey, I don't give two shits what they think, but apparently the mods thought I was losing it because of the vehemence in my replies to those who would spit polish your ball sack.

I pointed out to the MODs who thought I lost it that I had read the word SATIRE in the description of the MONKEY CAGE and was then told that the word satire didn't really mean anything, the cage was for straight up shit flinging.

Okay, no Problem.

Perhaps they could start a forum where Satire and Sarcasm is more appreciated? There people who are capable of more than school yard insults could gather, while the lower common denominator would be satiated here.

1. Burglar, you did melt down. You may have recovered yourself, but don't expect it to be forgotten.

2. Smelly Monkey you went away leaving "The Monkey Cage" to fester and spoil, in your absence some posters who aren't mods thought they would rule the cage. They did a lot of whining about what people posted, and yes they are your fan bois.

3. Monkey, your cage, your rules.
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