Fact is, people love me and they love reading my well written posts about my crippled debauched adventures, the stripclubs I have visited, how much heroin I snorted off some chick's ass in the VIP room, or how I wheelchair surfed down Beacon Hill during my last visit home to Boston....or how I would clean up my act and become a reformed pervert if a perfect woman like Holly Randle buried her gold digging claws into my pecs. (waits to see if Monkey takes seriously the ruse that I am taking myself seriously.)

I havent stopped laughing since I read this latest "long, boring" post by monkey, simply because of what it stands for and what it actually shows about this socially immature, morally bankrupt yet intellectually clever reptile-posing-as-a-circus-attraction. Just about EVERYTHING he actually accuses me of being, or doing, he himself does or exhibits, almost all in this one post alone. His hypocrisy is the ultimate manifestation of such....

His stealing/lifting/commandeering of the following quote literally kills me. I HAVE BEEN stating this about myself since day one, and have repeated it many times, that I have always posted here for my own uses and amusement, that XPT is my own "blog" as it were:

"I post things that amuse me and if they happen to amuse others then its purely by accident, certainly not intentional. XPT is my perverted diary, not a platform to bond with the performers, have those performers shun me and then meltdown over it for everyone's viewing pleasure."

The Monkey cage is supposed to be about satire, sarcasm, gossip etc. Monkey conveniently uses this for his own ends, then drops it and attaches seemingly real significance and importance to things when it suits him. Obviously I am being silly and joking in saying I "am out making waves" etc., it was simply a set up to the rant/threat/minimeltdown from Brandon to me, something which, on any other day, you Monkey would seize upon and use to make yourself, and in the process others, laugh. But not this time, because your hatred and annoyance of me trumps that right now, and that makes me You weave into your posts and threads statements like what you posted in this thread, things like "Everyone hates da burg", or "Da Burg is not interesting." Its just your hackneyed approach/tactic of using self-fulfilling statements, of using partially-subliminal influence to shape people's perception and let them know what "Cage Policy" is this month.

And for the record, so the XPT, and porn community in general knows, I am aware of Smelly Monkey's True Identity. It took some deductive fact finding, a lot of Technical research, many conversations with people I otherwise would never even glance at, as well as a few $$$$$, but I learned the truth. Let's just say (1) I was sorely disappointed, and (2) NO, I will not tell anyone else, do your own homework (besides, a few people expressed cryptic fear or apprehension on the Truth getting out, as if peoples' Lives might be in danger...this I can understand given Monkey's abject disregard for other people and their feelings.) But I at least have the smug satisfaction of knowing who this watery stool is and, no matter what he/they type from this moment forward, all I have to do is remember this and lean back in my hot tub, sip my Eye of the Hawk Ale, and smile the smile of the fundamentally superior.