The closest thing I can compare this exchange to is Luther and Erasmus debating freewill. You see, Luther thought we are all on this bobsled run from which there is no escape and Erasmus thought we are actually just hopping off the lift and had our choice of green, blue, or black runs, and could in fact pick our way down whatever trails we wanted to even choosing whether to hit the moguls (or not).
But this is a scaled down version. It is more like that exchange if both Luther and Erasmus were racing Ducatis and slammed head-first into the city walls of Sienna, causing massive head trauma and a lack of ability to form a phrase even mildly interesting exceeding three words in length.
If you are going to ping on each other with whatever Ivy league school diplomas you claim to have on your walls, please try to do it in a less egregiously boring manner.

I prefer to lurk rather than post, even when I think there is an opportunity to get Gia to post some new panty shots, but this exceedingly dull exchange between you two must stop. It must. If you do not wither cease entirely or at least exchange a barb with a point on it, I will have no choice but to respond with verbatim quotes from a Denny's menu, just to liven it up a bit.