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#194074 - 09/23/06 03:54 AM
My Gift to The XPT Community via Brandon...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Sometime after Smally Monkey decided to post another of his 'I've-lost-it-so-here-goes-another-smoke-grenade-thread/post-to-obscure-how-much-I-Suck-until-someone -in-porn-bails-me-out-with-a-suicide-or-message-board-meltdown-blah-blah-blah' with the XPT CANCEROUS POSTER thread, Mr "50 to 1" himself, Brandon Iron, sent me this e-mail. I am not sure what exactly was the major insult or cheap shot I launched that put him in this latest twist: [Quote] Date: Wed, 20 Sep 2006 13:14:30 -0700 (PDT) From: "Brandon Iron" <brandoniron_99@yahoo.com> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book Add Mobile Alert Yahoo! DomainKeys has confirmed that this message was sent by yahoo.com. Learn more Subject: You should know when to stop... To: "Da Burglar" <club_da_burglar@yahoo.com> Not sure why you enjoy the cheap shots on xxxpt but do
not ever say the same shit to my face.
Brandon
Soooooo, I sent Brandon a LONNNNNGGGG, detailed, slightly concilliatory REPLY message, trying to smooth things over yet again between the two of us simply because I dont like fighting with Brandon anymore, plus while fighting with Monkey, I dont need a "Second Front" (hey, I am a big fan of the Germans, circa 1914 and 1939). I am not sure why, but it gives me Nooooo satisfaction fighting Brandon, plus the man's porn is actually not that bad when compared with the rest of the (banana)CRAP-OLA that is being foisted upon the porn viewing market these days. That's not saying much, but it is saying something. Anyway, "Brando's" reply to my extended apology gave me wood for a second, due to its sheer intensity and hatred. The BAN that Jeff Steward and Tony Molice placed upon Brandon CLEARLY is taking its toll on the man as he laments not being able to fight back:
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Date: Thu, 21 Sep 2006 16:58:24 -0700 (PDT)
From: Send an Instant Message "Brandon Iron" <brandoniron_99@yahoo.com> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book Add Mobile Alert Yahoo! DomainKeys has confirmed that this message was sent by yahoo.com. Learn more
Subject: Re: You should know when to stop...
To: "Da Burglar" <club_da_burglar@yahoo.com>
I don't give a fuck what you say or do. Yes, it's all
fun to make jokes at someone else's expense.
I am not able to post anything in reply.
I don't appreciate anything said about me....period.
Please do me a huge favour and shut the fuck up.
Don't write back. Don't keep in contact.
Have a good life.
See you,
Brandon
See folks, while the Monkey is wasting his time trying to alter the perception of the XPT community about me and paint me according to his views, I am out here in the real world making shit happen and making waves in this.... "industry".... Indeed, I have had my hands, and wheels, in a LOT of places and with a lot of people since the beginning of this year, more than even those closest to me, like my GREAT friend and Confidant Willie D know. I only share when, and with who, I have to.
While Monkey reconciles, and fumes, over being outclassed by a cripple who is smarter, stronger, better looking, a better cook, etc, than he is, and while I continue to offer FAT sacrifices to nameless gods in hopes of afflicting Monkey with a painful end of dying over a 96 hour period of flesh eating bacteria from his feet up while also at the same time suffering migraines and being in withdrawal from Benzodiazipines, Jeff and Tony need to LIFT the BAN on Brandon so he can reply to me, and anyone else he wants.
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#194076 - 09/23/06 06:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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I have to address two things before i get into what da burg actually wrote. 1) your email address is club_da_burglar@yahoo.com???, club da burglar?????????, thats it, we will be requiring your penis card, the keys to your penis and all other penis documentation, you have officially been kicked out of the male species, you have the choice of female which requires $3500 for the surgery and all documents that identifies you as such or you can roam the world as a eunuch free of charge, but you have lost the option to remain as a male. and 2) you im with brandon irons?, you actually talk with brandon as a person?. Depressingly funny. Quote:
Sometime after Smally Monkey decided to post another of his
'I've-lost-it-so-here-goes-another-smoke-grenade-thread/post-to-obscure-how-much-I-Suck-until-someone -in-porn-bails-me-out-with-a-suicide-or-message-board-meltdown-blah-blah-blah' with the XPT CANCEROUS POSTER thread
Can't lose what I never had. Ive admitted my fraudness here many a time. I post things that amuse me and if they happen to amuse others then its purely by accident, certainly not intentional. XPT is my perverted diary, not a platform to bond with the performers, have those performers shun me and then meltdown over it for everyone's viewing pleasure.  (but i still have pills, pick up, pick up, pick up, i know you are there, uh i'll try back in an hour)
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See folks, while the Monkey is wasting his time trying to alter the perception of the XPT community about me and paint me according to his views
Its over, this is the best. You think everyone hates you because of what I think and say about you?. Please tell me this is true, like anyone gives a shit about what I say, including myself and im the one person who should give a shit about what i say because its me. People hate you for their own reasons, if ive done anything at all its probably shown that people can keep it real even if its about a person in a chair, if your posts sucks and or you suck then people let you know point blank, i love how your ego won't allow you to accept that and you actually believe people dislike you because of what i think.
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I am out here in the real world making shit happen and making waves in this.... "industry"....
LOL, waves?. God I hope you are refering the emails brandon just sent you as the 'waves' you are making, feuding with brandon irons is hardly making waves its more like a ripple in a toilet bowl, the only way to make waves in porn is to perform with hiv, everything else blows over in an hour, its almost wave proof at this point.
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While Monkey reconciles, and fumes, over being outclassed by a cripple who is smarter, stronger, better looking, a better cook, etc, than he is,
God this is great, this shows that I have hit home deep with burg. Im the dan marino to his ray finkle. monkey 1 da turdlar 0
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#194078 - 09/23/06 10:29 AM
Re: My Gift to The XPT Community via Brandon...
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 322
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Soooooo, I sent Brandon a LONNNNNGGGG, detailed, slightly concilliatory REPLY message,
Noooo. Not you!
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#194079 - 09/23/06 04:56 PM
Re: My Gift to The XPT Community via Brandon...
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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In general: Monkey, you know that many people in this world are followers. And you MONKEY have enough charisma over the internet to get many of those weak kind of people to agree with you even go along with you, with many things you say even if it's satire. And you know it. And why wouldn't anyone like yourself not take advantage of that?
(yes, I leave myself open for you to jot another low boring blow)
As Jeff said of one of my posts "Too Many Words!"
Gen,
Just say that SM has a considerable influence on the easily influenced, when they're not watching NASCAR.
As my science teacher used to say "small minds are easily amused."
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#194080 - 09/23/06 06:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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In general: Monkey, you know that many people in this world are followers. And you MONKEY have enough charisma over the internet to get many of those weak kind of people to agree with you even go along with you, with many things you say even if it's satire. And you know it. And why wouldn't anyone like yourself not take advantage of that?
(yes, I leave myself open for you to jot another low boring blow)
Negro please, Im guessing the reason people dislike da burg might have something to do with his longwinded, self serving, boring posts that have nothing to do with porn, his fan boyish tendencies and the fact the cage has always been about mocking those adt like fanboys who get a little too close to the whores where their inner stalker raises its ugly head, the fact he not only had one of these moments but had it at the cage is enough to put the nail in the coffin, if I had that much pull over the people then the board would hate padova (most don't and i still don't understand why), hate chico, hate meliss and hate jrv. I hate all those people more then da burg, i find da burg annoying more then anything. Having said all that Im sure im just as hated here as da burg, im just not in denial about it.
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#194082 - 09/23/06 10:34 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
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Watching you two battle it out turns me on.
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#194083 - 09/23/06 10:54 PM
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Registered: 07/15/06
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The closest thing I can compare this exchange to is Luther and Erasmus debating freewill. You see, Luther thought we are all on this bobsled run from which there is no escape and Erasmus thought we are actually just hopping off the lift and had our choice of green, blue, or black runs, and could in fact pick our way down whatever trails we wanted to even choosing whether to hit the moguls (or not).
But this is a scaled down version. It is more like that exchange if both Luther and Erasmus were racing Ducatis and slammed head-first into the city walls of Sienna, causing massive head trauma and a lack of ability to form a phrase even mildly interesting exceeding three words in length.
If you are going to ping on each other with whatever Ivy league school diplomas you claim to have on your walls, please try to do it in a less egregiously boring manner.
I prefer to lurk rather than post, even when I think there is an opportunity to get Gia to post some new panty shots, but this exceedingly dull exchange between you two must stop. It must. If you do not wither cease entirely or at least exchange a barb with a point on it, I will have no choice but to respond with verbatim quotes from a Denny's menu, just to liven it up a bit.
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#194084 - 09/24/06 02:54 AM
Re: My Gift to The XPT Community via Brandon...
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
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#194085 - 09/24/06 03:54 AM
Re: My Gift to The XPT Community via Brandon...
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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Having said all that Im sure im just as hated here as da burg, im just not in denial about it.
Ha!
In your absence there was much whining and gnashing of teeth by your fan bois!
The denizens of the Trailer Parks were drinking up their government checks and eating cheese puffs by the tons, whining hysterically at every post by a poster that was not Smelly Monkey.
Personally I loved all the whining my posts generated, the ability to make grown men act like women with REALLY BAD Menstrual Cycles by typing horrific haikus, mmmmmm Priceless. But in all seriousness the only poster who's had posts worth reading here in your absence was COAH.
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#194086 - 09/24/06 08:36 AM
Re: My Gift to The XPT Community via Brandon...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Fact is, people love me and they love reading my well written posts about my crippled debauched adventures, the stripclubs I have visited, how much heroin I snorted off some chick's ass in the VIP room, or how I wheelchair surfed down Beacon Hill during my last visit home to Boston....or how I would clean up my act and become a reformed pervert if a perfect woman like Holly Randle buried her gold digging claws into my pecs. (waits to see if Monkey takes seriously the ruse that I am taking myself seriously.) I havent stopped laughing since I read this latest "long, boring" post by monkey, simply because of what it stands for and what it actually shows about this socially immature, morally bankrupt yet intellectually clever reptile-posing-as-a-circus-attraction. Just about EVERYTHING he actually accuses me of being, or doing, he himself does or exhibits, almost all in this one post alone. His hypocrisy is the ultimate manifestation of such.... His stealing/lifting/commandeering of the following quote literally kills me. I HAVE BEEN stating this about myself since day one, and have repeated it many times, that I have always posted here for my own uses and amusement, that XPT is my own "blog" as it were: "I post things that amuse me and if they happen to amuse others then its purely by accident, certainly not intentional. XPT is my perverted diary, not a platform to bond with the performers, have those performers shun me and then meltdown over it for everyone's viewing pleasure." The Monkey cage is supposed to be about satire, sarcasm, gossip etc. Monkey conveniently uses this for his own ends, then drops it and attaches seemingly real significance and importance to things when it suits him. Obviously I am being silly and joking in saying I "am out making waves" etc., it was simply a set up to the rant/threat/minimeltdown from Brandon to me, something which, on any other day, you Monkey would seize upon and use to make yourself, and in the process others, laugh. But not this time, because your hatred and annoyance of me trumps that right now, and that makes me  You weave into your posts and threads statements like what you posted in this thread, things like "Everyone hates da burg", or "Da Burg is not interesting." Its just your hackneyed approach/tactic of using self-fulfilling statements, of using partially-subliminal influence to shape people's perception and let them know what "Cage Policy" is this month. And for the record, so the XPT, and porn community in general knows, I am aware of Smelly Monkey's True Identity. It took some deductive fact finding, a lot of Technical research, many conversations with people I otherwise would never even glance at, as well as a few $$$$$, but I learned the truth. Let's just say (1) I was sorely disappointed, and (2) NO, I will not tell anyone else, do your own homework (besides, a few people expressed cryptic fear or apprehension on the Truth getting out, as if peoples' Lives might be in danger...this I can understand given Monkey's abject disregard for other people and their feelings.) But I at least have the smug satisfaction of knowing who this watery stool is and, no matter what he/they type from this moment forward, all I have to do is remember this and lean back in my hot tub, sip my Eye of the Hawk Ale, and smile the smile of the fundamentally superior.
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#194088 - 09/24/06 11:04 AM
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Gay For Pay
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#194089 - 09/24/06 12:12 PM
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#194090 - 09/24/06 12:22 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 322
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Fact is, people love me and they love reading my well written posts
1.) How do you know? 
2.) I thought you "died?" 
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#194091 - 09/24/06 03:20 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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#194094 - 09/24/06 04:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Ok , you people do know this is a fucking jack off forum, right?. Its a pornography forum?. One for morons like myself who like porn to fuck around on, not a forum to flex the mental muscles of the ivy leaguers. They are welcome of course but its not the set standard to be allowed to post here. Theres too many people taking themselves far too seriously, I mean who gives a flying fuck what some moron on a PORN message board says or thinks about you?, i mean really?, you need to get over this my favorite pill popping irish whipping piggie. If you are as well loved as you claim to be then what does it matter what I think or say?.  Oh no, you've gone and done it now William, da burgs going to open up his wallet and track you down. Quote:
Another possibility is that it's the audience. You have to tailor the presentation: even though a few here may read at a High School sophomore level or better, that's not what they're here for...
Jrv, why are you here? Seriously?. I mean if you think that about the people who post here and never post anything that isn't gen related why would you hang around?. Is it the fact your a mod and you are one of those people who needs to have any kind of authority no matter how pointless?. If so may i suggest applying for a position as a prison guard, I wouldn't suggest security guard since we both know you feel much more highly of yourself to take a job like that and I like the chances of an inmate breaking a pencil off in your chest as a prison guard.
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#194095 - 09/24/06 05:51 PM
Re: My Gift to The XPT Community via Brandon...
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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Ok , you people do know this is a fucking jack off forum, right?. Its a pornography forum?. One for morons like myself who like porn to fuck around on, not a forum to flex the mental muscles of the ivy leaguers. They are welcome of course but its not the set standard to be allowed to post here. Theres too many people taking themselves far too seriously, I mean who gives a flying fuck what some moron on a PORN message board says or thinks about you?, i mean really?, you need to get over this my favorite pill popping irish whipping piggie. If you are as well loved as you claim to be then what does it matter what I think or say?.
Aw, do we have to go and have intelligent discussion about the Monkey Cage?
I started the "Bad Haiku Thread" so people could write bad, corny, maybe funny, SATIRICAL Haikus.
The Fan Bois jumped in my shit for it, I tried to tease them into attempting something more clever than they are capable of, and after that it degenerated into the same insults that I remember from elementary school.
The Fan bois wouldn't let up, and you're right Monkey, I don't give two shits what they think, but apparently the mods thought I was losing it because of the vehemence in my replies to those who would spit polish your ball sack.
I pointed out to the MODs who thought I lost it that I had read the word SATIRE in the description of the MONKEY CAGE and was then told that the word satire didn't really mean anything, the cage was for straight up shit flinging.
Okay, no Problem.
Perhaps they could start a forum where Satire and Sarcasm is more appreciated? There people who are capable of more than school yard insults could gather, while the lower common denominator would be satiated here.
1. Burglar, you did melt down. You may have recovered yourself, but don't expect it to be forgotten.
2. Smelly Monkey you went away leaving "The Monkey Cage" to fester and spoil, in your absence some posters who aren't mods thought they would rule the cage. They did a lot of whining about what people posted, and yes they are your fan bois.
3. Monkey, your cage, your rules.
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#194096 - 09/24/06 06:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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Aw, do we have to go and have intelligent discussion about the Monkey Cage?
I started the "Bad Haiku Thread" so people could write bad, corny, maybe funny, SATIRICAL Haikus.
The Fan Bois jumped in my shit for it, I tried to tease them into attempting something more clever than they are capable of, and after that it degenerated into the same insults that I remember from elementary school.
The Fan bois wouldn't let up, and you're right Monkey, I don't give two shits what they think, but apparently the mods thought I was losing it because of the vehemence in my replies to those who would spit polish your ball sack.
I pointed out to the MODs who thought I lost it that I had read the word SATIRE in the description of the MONKEY CAGE and was then told that the word satire didn't really mean anything, the cage was for straight up shit flinging.
Okay, no Problem.
Perhaps they could start a forum where Satire and Sarcasm is more appreciated? There people who are capable of more than school yard insults could gather, while the lower common denominator would be satiated here.
1. Burglar, you did melt down. You may have recovered yourself, but don't expect it to be forgotten.
2. Smelly Monkey you went away leaving "The Monkey Cage" to fester and spoil, in your absence some posters who aren't mods thought they would rule the cage. They did a lot of whining about what people posted, and yes they are your fan bois.
3. Monkey, your cage, your rules.
God you're a whiney little bitch. William Hyde a social cripple, jumping on DB a physical cripple, and now we have you an emotional cripple, crying about being wronged. When did the cage degenerate from knife fights to cripple fights?
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#194097 - 09/24/06 06:11 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
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God you're a whiney little bitch. William Hyde a social cripple, jumping on DB a physical cripple, and now we have you an emotional cripple, crying about being wronged. When did the cage degenerate from knife fights to cripple fights?
Hahahahahahahahaha
Speaking of the trailer park, lowest common denominator! I just love how you guys whine like your snapper won't stop bleeding when I post something.
I saw a commercial for some extra strength Mydol or Pamprin recently, why don't you run to the Liquor Store near your trailer and get some Have2cit, that'll cut back on the pain.
Then you can watch Oprah and read weekly world news and hope everything is going all right with Tom and Katy!
I guess todays NASCAR race is over since Have2Cit is posting. Wear yourself out watching the Good Old Boys make 1600 left turns?
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#194098 - 09/24/06 06:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Hahahahahahahahaha
Speaking of the trailer park, lowest common denominator! I just love how you guys whine like your snapper won't stop bleeding when I post something.
I saw a commercial for some extra strength Mydol or Pamprin recently, why don't you run to the Liquor Store near your trailer and get some Have2cit, that'll cut back on the pain.
Then you can watch Oprah and read weekly world news and hope everything is going all right with Tom and Katy!
I guess todays NASCAR race is over since Have2Cit is posting. Wear yourself out watching the Good Old Boys make 1600 left turns?
I see you have the same measure of me that you have of your own pathetic personality. You are a void of humor, wit, or even self dignity. Your ex-wife knew this, now you do too.
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#194099 - 09/24/06 06:54 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
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Oh no Have2cit I think a lot less of you than I do of myself. As for my ex-wife, you're more than welcome too her.
Void of Humor, wit, or self dignity, I think you're talking about yourself there Have2cit. I realize when I post something you're panties get all in a bunch, your snapper starts bleeding, you get cramps, bloating, etc..
Keep whining Have2cit, it's music to my ears.
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#194100 - 09/24/06 07:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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The mass of your suckiness is indirectly proportional to your own realization of the suckiness. Why not go back to arguing with kate because you'll never win here last word or not.
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#194101 - 09/24/06 07:28 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
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The mass of your suckiness is indirectly proportional to your own realization of the suckiness. Why not go back to arguing with kate because you'll never win here last word or not.
I'm not trying to win anything, I'm enjoying your fine whining. I don't want the last word, I want you to keep responding, to keep whining about the fact that I'm posting and all you can do it whine like the little bitch you are.
If you want me to stop posting, stop the whining, it's pretty simple.
Beg Smelly Monkey to ban me, lick smelly monkey's ball sack clean, lick smelly monkey's asshole clean, beg and whine, maybe smelly monkey will ban me. Or, use your own little brain, create your own little mental block and stop reading my posts.
It's not my fault you lack the intellectual capability to filter out my posts.
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#194102 - 09/24/06 08:32 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/27/06
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TWO meltdowns for the price of one!
What the hell is going on in this madhouse?
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#194103 - 09/24/06 09:13 PM
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#194104 - 09/24/06 09:51 PM
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#194106 - 09/24/06 10:20 PM
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Bingo- I want to laugh not think when I am here. Make me laugh bitches
Word!
I wanna shout out to Cleetus on this one, for I followed his example on my way into this place, and another for the Monkey, evil though he may be, who doesn't deserve to be saddled with this bullshit.
Make with the goods people, or take it elsewhere .
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#194108 - 09/25/06 05:51 AM
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Have2cit's posts for 9/16/06 ( ie. How a man with an active, healthy social life spends his Saturdays )
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( 5pm - 6pm: break to hit the drive-thru at Long John Silver, pick up another case of PBR, and give the Jesse Jane Travel Pussyâ„¢ a quick workout. )
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If you could get paid for being sad and pathetic, I'm pretty sure you could've gotten time and a half for the last 4 hours.
 
Actually I really don't know what's more pathetic, the fact you took the time to look that up or the fact that you sneak a post on to the board only when you are sure you won't be bitch slapped by others. Shouldn't you be creeping out women with threats of cigarette burn foreplay anyway? Oh yeah, you're normal and healthy. 
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#194110 - 09/25/06 10:21 AM
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Others?... others? Not you ? Others? Ooooooh yeah! I keep forgetting that you usually rely on your little gang of XPT buttbuddies to chime in and defend you whenever you're eviscerated in full view of the sleaze reading public! My bad. Don't say another word Have2shit... I'm sure they'll be along any second to salvage your rep as resident badass.
And for the record, I've never professed to being either normal or healthy. But that's why I enjoy wasting my time trading barbs with a lowgrade moron like you, pigfucker!
Better a pigfucker than a creepy, hooker stabbing, douche bag.
Eviscerated? Seems you have me mistaken for all the neighbors’ pets you could get your pudgy little fists on growing up. No one is here now, no one's coming out of the woodwork to help me, but don't mistake me for your father either, because I won't go down without a fight.
And for the record of any future FBI profiler checking into you: He did it.
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#194111 - 09/25/06 10:33 AM
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Actually I really don't know what's more pathetic, the fact you took the time to look that up or the fact that you sneak a post on to the board only when you are sure you won't be bitch slapped by others . Shouldn't you be creeping out women with threats of cigarette burn foreplay anyway? Oh yeah, you're normal and healthy.
Others?... others? Not you ? Others? Ooooooh yeah! I keep forgetting that you usually rely on your little gang of XPT buttbuddies to chime in and defend you whenever you're eviscerated in full view of the sleaze reading public! My bad. Don't say another word Have2shit... I'm sure they'll be along any second to salvage your rep as resident badass.
And for the record, I've never professed to being either normal or healthy. But that's why I enjoy wasting my time trading barbs with a lowgrade moron like you, pigfucker!
Sounds to me like an admission you are no better or worse than h2c, interesting that you would try and stab him over that.
I think people would be more accepting of you if you bothered to contribute something to XPT more than the sardonic truth nuggets you drop around here from time to time, only to dissappear like you don't have time to say something of use. It makes you look like the saratoga120 of XPT.
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#194113 - 09/25/06 11:26 AM
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Registered: 01/02/05
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Ok , you people do know this is a fucking jack off forum, right?. Its a pornography forum?. One for morons like myself who like porn to fuck around on, not a forum to flex the mental muscles of the ivy leaguers. They are welcome of course but its not the set standard to be allowed to post here. Theres too many people taking themselves far too seriously, I mean who gives a flying fuck what some moron on a PORN message board says or thinks about you?, i mean really? you need to get over this my favorite pill popping irish whipping piggie. If you are as well loved as you claim to be then what does it matter what I think or say?.
Your hypocrisy, and ability to twist shit around, change your tune mid-dance, play the victim/fool/predator all at the same time.....is actually pretty cool. I still hate you, but actually I have been "over" it since April, this shit just takes on a life of its own and things get totally distorted. For the record I never share my pills....never.
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#194114 - 09/25/06 11:57 AM
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Registered: 08/09/06
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So you are conceding that you do in fact fuck pigs? Do I have that correct?
Yes your mom and sister come over quite often.
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#194116 - 09/25/06 12:18 PM
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LOL. Come on! Seriously... even YOU can do better than that.
apparently you can't
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#194117 - 09/25/06 12:25 PM
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Registered: 02/02/06
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Sounds to me like an admission you are no better or worse than h2c, interesting that you would try and stab him over that.
Ah, the cavalry arrives! I knew you wouldn't be far behind Willie Dipshit! As usual, you've hit the nail right on the proverbial head... and without even knowing it.
I've never claimed to be better than anyone. But then, unlike pigfucker, I don't prance around gaily throwing stones in my glasshouse. I hadn't made any comment whatsoever about said fag, before he decided to toss in the "social cripple" remark. So I responded in kind. But "stab" him over it?... I don't know where you're getting that? I seriously only stab hookers.
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The day I concern myself with gaining this board's acceptance, is the day I do Drano shots for breakfast. Although I must be insane for not coveting the acceptance of desperately lonely, basement-dwelling, middle-aged masturbators...? And, far from disappearing, I actually post here fairly regularly... just not on the level of sociopaths like yourself and Have2.
However, it is true that I have nothing of use to say.
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#194119 - 09/25/06 01:57 PM
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The day I concern myself with gaining this board's acceptance, is the day I do Drano shots for breakfast.
They aren’t just for breakfast anymore, please do everyone on earth a favor and indulge.
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However, it is true that I have nothing of use to say.
or interesting, witty, funny, non-vomit inducing……..
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#194121 - 09/25/06 02:22 PM
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I like your postings very much, and still do even after I was repulsed when someone pointed out that your signature image was from the sort of Japanese animation that abject nerds fetishize. But that statement troubles me. I believe from the bottom of my heart and soul that every thing I type here is extremely important and I want others to read it. Otherwise what is the point? Never have I considered my time here to be frivolous or wasteful or "killed". I think my amorphal and borne thoughts are interesting and of intertest to others. I'm fascinayed that you don't but still feel compelled to post them and at length. Why, sir. 
He doesn't know why. You might as well ask why he dreams of putting cigarettes out on Sierra Sinn. It's a compulsion like his habit of circling elementary schools in his car.
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#194123 - 09/25/06 03:33 PM
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He doesn't know why. You might as well ask why he dreams of putting cigarettes out on Sierra Sinn. It's a compulsion like his habit of circling elementary schools in his car.
How many posts does this make for you today? Do you have trouble making time for XPT in the midst of your busy, well-adjusted, healthy social life?
Since I'm sitting at my computer writing some software anyway, what does it matter, if I look in every now and then to bitch slap you? It's a public service after all.
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#194125 - 09/25/06 03:57 PM
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Haha! That fucker is smoking Newports. Funny picture.
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#194126 - 09/25/06 04:27 PM
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Fear Have2shit's pimp hand.
Not quite, my computer is not yet 100 years old and I've never worn glasses. But if that picture reminds you of me, by all means jerk away. I don't get to write much software, the work comes in spurts sort of like the blood and semen from your victims.
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#194128 - 09/25/06 09:17 PM
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No doubt about it, Have2cit is the roughest toughest internet message board guy on the planet.
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#194131 - 09/26/06 02:10 AM
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It may be the equivalent of applauding someone's talent for reciting Klingon battle hymns... but you know h2c takes genuine pride in that knowledge.
Actually, I believe knowledge of an Archaic language like Klingon would be very useful in a wartime situation, much like the Native American code talkers in WW2...certainly more useful than knowing that Kazumi Shirahachi directed the first episode of 'Atom Pants Hibiki Super Schoolgirl GoGoGo #1!'.
Kaplah, bitch!  (Yes, I used to work in a comic book store).
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#194132 - 09/26/06 03:35 AM
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No doubt about it, Have2cit is the roughest toughest internet message board guy on the planet.
Those words, written in that precise order, are paradoxically the saddest, and funniest thing I've read since the Starr Report. It may be the equivalent of applauding someone's talent for reciting Klingon battle hymns... but you know h2c takes genuine pride in that knowledge.
Yeah, aren't internet message board tough guys, bullies, the scariest. I mean I'm totally afraid that have2cit will reach through my computer and choke me, or type something that would hurt my feelings.
Oooooohhh, he's so scary! Ooooooh he may say something mean to me!
Ooooohhh, he doesn't like my posts, my fragile ego can't handle it, whatever shall I do.
Just out of Curiosity Have2cit, who died and made you king of the message board? You're such an old meanie on this message board I can only picture you as the tiny geek in thick glasses who's never been laid, gets slapped around by everyone, even women, so you come here and act like billy joe bob badass on the message board.
I'm with the Monkey, thought this was a place where we could post about porn, not have some asshole with an inferiority complex act like the king of the forum and judge our every post.
Why and the fuck do you think your opinion matters to anyone?
Do you believe anyone is actually intimidated by what you post here?
How did you get intellectually stunted to where you didn't get beyond the point where making the sad tired insults you make seems cool to you? BTW My sons 12 and I hear him and his friends say the same things to each other when I pick him up from school. Perhaps you could indulge yourself in some Hip Hop and at least bring your tired act into this decade and add flavor too it. What occurred in your life that caused you to lack the ability to avoid things you find unpleasant. I mean if I don't like someones writing, I just don't read it. Why are you incapable of that level of self censorship where you can't not read things you know upset you? How did you develop this inability to control yourself, and how did you come to believe you can actually intimidate people via the internet?
Of course it's kind of funny to see some of the old archaic insults being reused, most of them fell out of favor. It's like watching old bugs bunny cartoons that haven't had the violence edited out, or old black and white monster movies.
And by all means, whine like a bitch about my posts, talk about giving someone power over you. I know you can't stop me from posting, your not a moderator. I'm sure you PM the mods about my posts and whine trying to get them to ban me and the others. I like when someone hands me their chain and tells me to yank on it whenever I feel like it. Thank you for giving me the power to upset you every time I post something.
You should get a cat, that way when you read a post by me you could kick the cat and take out your anger that way, instead of writing something that demonstrates you're powerless to stop me from posting on this forum. But if you insist on responding to my posts in the fashion you do, I'll continue to laugh at you about it.
Thanks again, please respond.
I know, I know, I probably used too many words and the ADD will set in and he won't get 1/3rd of the way through the post. I try to write less and I try to simplify my writing so people with his intellectual ability can comprehend it, but it's hard to lower myself to that level to communicate with the brain dead.
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#194133 - 09/26/06 05:33 AM
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No doubt about it, Have2cit is the roughest toughest internet message board guy on the planet.
Those words, written in that precise order, are paradoxically the saddest, and funniest thing I've read since the Starr Report. It may be the equivalent of applauding someone's talent for reciting Klingon battle hymns... but you know h2c takes genuine pride in that knowledge.
Oh yeah, star trek references, I guess I was wrong you are so cool. Go to the conventions too?
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#194134 - 09/26/06 05:35 AM
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Yeah, aren't internet message board tough guys, bullies, the scariest. I mean I'm totally afraid that have2cit will reach through my computer and choke me, or type something that would hurt my feelings.
Oooooohhh, he's so scary! Ooooooh he may say something mean to me!
Ooooohhh, he doesn't like my posts, my fragile ego can't handle it, whatever shall I do.
Just out of Curiosity Have2cit, who died and made you king of the message board? You're such an old meanie on this message board I can only picture you as the tiny geek in thick glasses who's never been laid, gets slapped around by everyone, even women, so you come here and act like billy joe bob badass on the message board.
I'm with the Monkey, thought this was a place where we could post about porn, not have some asshole with an inferiority complex act like the king of the forum and judge our every post.
Why and the fuck do you think your opinion matters to anyone?
Do you believe anyone is actually intimidated by what you post here?
How did you get intellectually stunted to where you didn't get beyond the point where making the sad tired insults you make seems cool to you? BTW My sons 12 and I hear him and his friends say the same things to each other when I pick him up from school. Perhaps you could indulge yourself in some Hip Hop and at least bring your tired act into this decade and add flavor too it. What occurred in your life that caused you to lack the ability to avoid things you find unpleasant. I mean if I don't like someones writing, I just don't read it. Why are you incapable of that level of self censorship where you can't not read things you know upset you? How did you develop this inability to control yourself, and how did you come to believe you can actually intimidate people via the internet?
Of course it's kind of funny to see some of the old archaic insults being reused, most of them fell out of favor. It's like watching old bugs bunny cartoons that haven't had the violence edited out, or old black and white monster movies.
And by all means, whine like a bitch about my posts, talk about giving someone power over you. I know you can't stop me from posting, your not a moderator. I'm sure you PM the mods about my posts and whine trying to get them to ban me and the others. I like when someone hands me their chain and tells me to yank on it whenever I feel like it. Thank you for giving me the power to upset you every time I post something.
You should get a cat, that way when you read a post by me you could kick the cat and take out your anger that way, instead of writing something that demonstrates you're powerless to stop me from posting on this forum. But if you insist on responding to my posts in the fashion you do, I'll continue to laugh at you about it.
Thanks again, please respond.
I know, I know, I probably used too many words and the ADD will set in and he won't get 1/3rd of the way through the post. I try to write less and I try to simplify my writing so people with his intellectual ability can comprehend it, but it's hard to lower myself to that level to communicate with the brain dead.
I would respond to this, but I just couldn't bring myself to read it.
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#194135 - 09/26/06 05:38 AM
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Yeah, aren't internet message board tough guys, bullies, the scariest. I mean I'm totally afraid that have2cit will reach through my computer and choke me, or type something that would hurt my feelings.
Oooooohhh, he's so scary! Ooooooh he may say something mean to me!
Ooooohhh, he doesn't like my posts, my fragile ego can't handle it, whatever shall I do.
Just out of Curiosity Have2cit, who died and made you king of the message board? You're such an old meanie on this message board I can only picture you as the tiny geek in thick glasses who's never been laid, gets slapped around by everyone, even women, so you come here and act like billy joe bob badass on the message board.
I'm with the Monkey, thought this was a place where we could post about porn, not have some asshole with an inferiority complex act like the king of the forum and judge our every post.
Why and the fuck do you think your opinion matters to anyone?
Do you believe anyone is actually intimidated by what you post here?
How did you get intellectually stunted to where you didn't get beyond the point where making the sad tired insults you make seems cool to you? BTW My sons 12 and I hear him and his friends say the same things to each other when I pick him up from school. Perhaps you could indulge yourself in some Hip Hop and at least bring your tired act into this decade and add flavor too it. What occurred in your life that caused you to lack the ability to avoid things you find unpleasant. I mean if I don't like someones writing, I just don't read it. Why are you incapable of that level of self censorship where you can't not read things you know upset you? How did you develop this inability to control yourself, and how did you come to believe you can actually intimidate people via the internet?
Of course it's kind of funny to see some of the old archaic insults being reused, most of them fell out of favor. It's like watching old bugs bunny cartoons that haven't had the violence edited out, or old black and white monster movies.
And by all means, whine like a bitch about my posts, talk about giving someone power over you. I know you can't stop me from posting, your not a moderator. I'm sure you PM the mods about my posts and whine trying to get them to ban me and the others. I like when someone hands me their chain and tells me to yank on it whenever I feel like it. Thank you for giving me the power to upset you every time I post something.
You should get a cat, that way when you read a post by me you could kick the cat and take out your anger that way, instead of writing something that demonstrates you're powerless to stop me from posting on this forum. But if you insist on responding to my posts in the fashion you do, I'll continue to laugh at you about it.
Thanks again, please respond.
I know, I know, I probably used too many words and the ADD will set in and he won't get 1/3rd of the way through the post. I try to write less and I try to simplify my writing so people with his intellectual ability can comprehend it, but it's hard to lower myself to that level to communicate with the brain dead.
I would respond to this, but I just couldn't bring myself to read it.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, that was expected of you.
Thanks again for responding.
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#194136 - 09/26/06 05:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, that was expected of you.
Thanks again for responding.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you're gay.
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#194137 - 09/26/06 05:43 AM
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Bukkake Boy
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, that was expected of you.
Thanks again for responding.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you're gay.
Hahahaha, that was also expected of you, thank you for playing.
Feel free to respond again, I won't stop you.
I've never played "You know how I know you're gay?" I only watched them play it in THE FORTY YEAR OLD VIRGIN, but I admit you have "You know how I know you're gay?" skillz.
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#194138 - 09/26/06 05:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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William Hyde has hated my guts ever since I took the story Luke broke, and shined a brighter spotlight on the festering sore by dragging it into XPT, regarding Riley Shy's (and her Aeronautical Engineering Genius, pot smoking Financial Wizard of a boyfriend) crime spree involving dubious check cashing shennanigans. Whats up with that William? I always gave you a wide berth, and even talked to you on many of those nights back when I still had a MYspace Profile and you would send out those 2:30 am bulletins..."I'm Bored. Anyone want to talk?", thus killing my buzz.... Remember all that Boyo?
Now you've gone and gotten a couple cheap shots in on me, and in the process gotten mixed up and in way over your head with have2cit. Have2 has, since I have been posting here, the most emphatic Avatar, the shotgun blasting redneck, which should tell you something right there.
But your apparent hatred for me now stems from my lack of perversion and my disdain for porn, and in particular the whores (most of them) that make the porn. You thought I was unfair and too hard on Riley....Sorry dude, if anything She got off lightly. In fact, are you still in close contact with her, like you were before? As I recall you were pretty much acting as her mouthpiece here for a short while, almost like her lawyer. Whatever happened to her with the money she stole from Vince Voyeur?
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#194140 - 09/26/06 06:46 AM
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#194142 - 09/26/06 11:32 AM
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William Hyde has hated my guts ever since I took the story Luke broke, and shined a brighter spotlight on the festering sore by dragging it into XPT, regarding Riley Shy's (and her Aeronautical Engineering Genius, pot smoking Financial Wizard of a boyfriend) crime spree involving dubious check cashing shennanigans. Whats up with that William? I always gave you a wide berth, and even talked to you on many of those nights back when I still had a MYspace Profile and you would send out those 2:30 am bulletins..."I'm Bored. Anyone want to talk?", thus killing my buzz.... Remember all that Boyo?
Now you've gone and gotten a couple cheap shots in on me, and in the process gotten mixed up and in way over your head with have2cit. Have2 has, since I have been posting here, the most emphatic Avatar, the shotgun blasting redneck, which should tell you something right there.
But your apparent hatred for me now stems from my lack of perversion and my disdain for porn, and in particular the whores (most of them) that make the porn. You thought I was unfair and too hard on Riley....Sorry dude, if anything She got off lightly. In fact, are you still in close contact with her, like you were before? As I recall you were pretty much acting as her mouthpiece here for a short while, almost like her lawyer. Whatever happened to her with the money she stole from Vince Voyeur?
First of all I don't hate you, and I'm sorry if any of the remarks I made here implied such. And if I ever did, it certainly wouldn't have anything to do with what you wrote about Riley Shy. I hardly ever talk to her anymore. But she's popped out a few titles since she went to Spiegler, and as far as I know she's doing ok. Good for her. I told you then that it made no difference to me, and it still doesn't. As far as your alleged disdain for porn, and all those "whores" who lack any self-respect or dignity; I think everyone here is more than familiar with your pattern of behavior. The "cheap shots" I've taken are, for me, a subconscious effort to slap some sense into you, so you might recover a shred of your own self-respect and dignity.
The fact is I don't really have any strong feelings one way or the other toward anyone on this board.
If I feel anything, it's pity. Not just for you, but for anyone who gets so wrapped up in what gets posted here, that they start viewing it as having real consequence. XPT is the most inconsequential fringe element of the most inconsequential industry, and yet I continually read references to "making waves", "being accepted", and getting in "way over your head". What are the consequences of getting in over my head with h2c Burg? He rants and raves for 4 or 5 more posts until the inevitable denoument of the dreaded  ???
Seen it. I'm just completely nonplussed by all the misplaced concern.
I post here because it's occaisionally amusing to read, and it's occaisionally amusing to take my own shots. That's the beginning and end of it, and after that, I just don't give a shit. It's an online porn chat forum.
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#194143 - 09/26/06 01:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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First of all I don't hate you, and I'm sorry if any of the remarks I made here implied such. And if I ever did, it certainly wouldn't have anything to do with what you wrote about Riley Shy. I hardly ever talk to her anymore. But she's popped out a few titles since she went to Spiegler, and as far as I know she's doing ok. Good for her. I told you then that it made no difference to me, and it still doesn't. As far as your alleged disdain for porn, and all those "whores" who lack any self-respect or dignity; I think everyone here is more than familiar with your pattern of behavior. The "cheap shots" I've taken are, for me, a subconscious effort to slap some sense into you, so you might recover a shred of your own self-respect and dignity.
The fact is I don't really have any strong feelings one way or the other toward anyone on this board.
If I feel anything, it's pity. Not just for you, but for anyone who gets so wrapped up in what gets posted here, that they start viewing it as having real consequence. XPT is the most inconsequential fringe element of the most inconsequential industry, and yet I continually read references to "making waves", "being accepted", and getting in "way over your head". What are the consequences of getting in over my head with h2c Burg? He rants and raves for 4 or 5 more posts until the inevitable denoument of the dreaded ???
Seen it. I'm just completely nonplussed by all the misplaced concern.
I post here because it's occaisionally amusing to read, and it's occaisionally amusing to take my own shots. That's the beginning and end of it, and after that, I just don't give a shit. It's an online porn chat forum.
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I don’t hate you and it wasn’t about Riley. Riley is doing fine. I made the attack to bring you to your senses. When it comes to this board, I’m a nihilist. Have2cit always says I’m gay. The people on this board get too worked up over bullshit.
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#194145 - 09/26/06 01:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Off to compulsively wash your hands for a couple of hours?
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#194146 - 09/26/06 06:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Look at what I found under my christmas tree today. A crazy PM from piggie.
Indefinite Pill Supply
From: Da Burglar
Impossible for me to meltdown, I have too many pills. You did it again, you post "I need to get over this" (what it is I need to get over I dont exactly know) but egg the process on with your humorous, but still ill-intentioned and prickish post about HQOGC or wtf ever.
You've warped and twisted things pretty artfully, and you know this. I could give less of a fuck about you and what you think, and others, if perhaps it meant the chance of sticking my dick in Hillary Scott's rancid shithole for a weekend (she looks awful by the way, her body is clearly the type of a woman who NEVER works out and NEVER eats, due to her Anal scene demands)
I am actually receiving "attaboy" PMs from people for somehow going toe to toe with you and holding my own so far....what the fuck that means and why people would care, baffles me as much as it annoys and baffles you I am sure...you know you hate me more than I hate you, but there will be no meltdown. I just went to work (and bought a small share in) a microbrewery up here in Mendocino. I have not watched any porn since June (I actually hate porn now, it is incredibly boring), I have attended NO events, and unless you do or say something really amazingly prickish, whereby I have to hunt you down and torture you, I probably will not be at AEE/AVN (but I will be in Vegas for the other, LEGITIMATE business show.)
Rewind the XPT/Daburg/Monkey tape, all the way back to March...seriously, I defy you to pinpoint the exact "meltdown" I supposedly had....I defy you to demonstrate how (or who I stalked) etc. On the contrary, if anyone was stalked, it was ME, and I can prove it. Hailey Young, on several occasions when i tried to 'break it off' or quietly leave her to her catatonic neuroses, desperately clung to me (re-read her chat transcript) This is all bullshit.
I dont know which one of 'You' I am talking to now, but you need to focus in your own house (XPT) on these other fucktards and phonies (Padova, G. Jordan) who are stinking up the place way more than I did.
You forgot Irish Midget, aka 'DIablo', Rob Black's Mascot over at Extreme, the single reason why I am not also working part time for Mr Black ala Zupko. Seriously, Rob liked my ideas when i met him after Erotica LA, but Diablo already had the place so screwed up in its perception of crippled perverts, that a semi-normal, somewhat goodlooking, extremely intelligent cripple like me didnt jive with the freak of nature perception of cripples they had built up cuz of Irish Midget Diablo. But throw him into the thread. Wait NVM, I 'll do it....
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#194147 - 09/26/06 06:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
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that's a lot of opiates right there.
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#194149 - 09/26/06 08:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Private message....totally exagerating, none of which should be taken seriously, spewing what I thought would be inside jokes, jabs and what not between what I thought would just be Monkey and myself, and I was completely sober when i wrote that.
I probobably would have preferred you to not post that in the forum, I guess.
You conceded earlier that you are a complete asshole and that no one really cares what YOU think (thus seemingly making what I think about what you think ridiculous.) But thats all bullshit. You are the biggest ego(s) in industry. You have a name and rep to uphold, a "cage" to upkeep, thus making your whole "Ah who gives a fuck" approach absurd.
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#194150 - 09/26/06 08:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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This is the second most fucked up thread I've read on the internet.
Number one is a current thread on a Miami Hurricane message board where UNC and Miami fans are begging the others team for a blowout so they can hire new head coaches.
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#194152 - 09/26/06 09:49 PM
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aka Gen Padova
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#194153 - 09/27/06 02:40 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
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Look at what I found under my christmas tree today. A crazy PM from piggie.
From: Da Burglar
I don't know if it's real. It's not from "Club" Da Burglar.
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"my dick in Hillary Scott's rancid shithole for a weekend (she looks awful by the way, "
"if anyone was stalked, it was ME, and I can prove it. Hailey Young, on several occasions when i tried to 'break it off'"
"on these other fucktards and phonies (Padova, G. Jordan) who are stinking up the place way more than I did. "
Burn four bridges with one post. The only way to roll.
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I am actually receiving "attaboy" PMs from people for somehow going toe to toe with you and holding my own so far...
Attaboy. Stand up for yourself.
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You forgot Irish Midget, aka 'DIablo', Rob Black's Mascot over at Extreme, the single reason why I am not also working part time for Mr Black ala Zupko. Seriously, Rob liked my ideas when i met him after Erotica LA, but Diablo already had the place so screwed up in its perception of crippled perverts, that a semi-normal, somewhat goodlooking, extremely intelligent cripple like me didnt jive with the freak of nature perception of cripples they had built up cuz of Irish Midget Diablo. But throw him into the thread. Wait NVM, I 'll do it....
I have no idea where an Irish Midget became part of this. Would someone direct me?
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#194155 - 09/27/06 07:36 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
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da burglar's meltdown is well on it's way to becoming more famous than Chernobyl.
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#194156 - 09/27/06 10:22 PM
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Chicken Ranch Melt A golden-fried chicken breast on grilled ciabatta bread with a zesty garlic spread, lettuce and tomato. Topped with melted Swiss cheese and crispy bacon. Served with a side of ranch dressing.
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#194157 - 09/28/06 04:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Private message....totally exagerating, none of which should be taken seriously, spewing what I thought would be inside jokes, jabs and what not between what I thought would just be Monkey and myself, and I was completely sober when i wrote that.
I probobably would have preferred you to not post that in the forum, I guess.
You throwing people under a bus is far too good to keep to myself. Would you like to meet for a coffee or perhaps some carmel (get it?) Im subtle.
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You conceded earlier that you are a complete asshole and that no one really cares what YOU think (thus seemingly making what I think about what you think ridiculous.) But thats all bullshit. You are the biggest ego(s) in industry. You have a name and rep to uphold, a "cage" to upkeep, thus making your whole "Ah who gives a fuck" approach absurd.
Word to the wise, don't believe the info you get from someone whos willing to sell their baby for an abe lincoln.
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I just PMed Burg another "Atta boy" message. I'm keen to see how far this will go.
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hmmm makes sense now.
How does it make sense now you stupid infection of a whore. It makes sense because turd burglar has suggested im more then one person? or that i (we) have giant egos?. God i want you to fucking die, I want you to OD on painkillers, have your pr agent (jrv??) call 911, them arrive ask if you tried to harm yourself with you saying yes then trying to smooth it over the next day, i wish all of this to be true with the exception of the next day because im hoping that day never comes for you, just fucking die.
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I don't know if it's real. It's not from "Club" Da Burglar.
god its bad enough when other burned out ex contract stars steal it from the number 1 burned out contract star (jenna) but now she has to worry about the fanboys staking claim to it too.
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Burn four bridges with one post. The only way to roll.
Thats what made it such a treat.
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da burglar's meltdown is well on it's way to becoming more famous than Chernobyl.
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#194159 - 09/28/06 11:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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You throwing people under a bus is far too good to keep to myself. Would you like to meet for a coffee or perhaps some carmel (get it?) Im subtle.
Yeah, if only you looked like Minnie Driver, and you, the master of Bus-under-throwing, obviously would appreciate such shit. Trouble is it was a private message, with a joking mocking tone and NONE of the history background context is there. You will do anything for a laugh or internet points...
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Word to the wise, don't believe the info you get from someone whos willing to sell their baby for an abe lincoln.
Nah, see you cant have everything both ways. What I KNOW sure as shit didnt come from anyone here or in this industry, although many clues and background info was provided by certain individuals here. I have my own means , and they dont look or act like that old guy who helped Robert Redford in Indecent Proposal.
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I don't know if it's real. It's not from "Club" Da Burglar.
god its bad enough when other burned out ex contract stars steal it from the number 1 burned out contract star (jenna) but now she has to worry about the fanboys staking claim to it too.
Yeah, another joke you choose to manipulate. Like no one remembers "Club Monkey" from last year. I may have botulism placed in your soup, I can do that without much trouble. Then for six months everyone would wonder where the fuck you went and "Oh hey what happened to the cage?" blah blah blah
I only drive self powered wheelchairs, which is why you need to pray you never wind up within ten feet of me. I wont seek you out, but if the opportunity presents itself I am turning your sternum into a xylophone. Then I will pay for your rehab and do it again when you are healed....
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#194160 - 09/28/06 01:56 PM
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aka Gen Padova
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Man, "Monkey"... and I thought you were gonna post something different. You're losing your wit and creativity.
"Booo Hoooo, die, i want you to die, jrv blah blah blah, boo hoo, I'm a fuckin' cry baby, I can't handle it when I don't get my way. Die, infected whore, die... that's all I know cuz I'm a pussy. Die, Gen"
Pathetic. Boring, yet amusing enough to chuckle at. That's all you're good for. Take your own advice or I'll do it for you.
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#194162 - 09/28/06 05:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I only drive self powered wheelchairs, which is why you need to pray you never wind up within ten feet of me. I wont seek you out, but if the opportunity presents itself I am turning your sternum into a xylophone. Then I will pay for your rehab and do it again when you are healed....
Okay now im hoping someone has managed to convince you that im (we) are wankus and tyler faith, if so , come up and say hi next time you see us.
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Man, "Monkey"... and I thought you were gonna post something different. You're losing your wit and creativity.
"Booo Hoooo, die, i want you to die, jrv blah blah blah, boo hoo, I'm a fuckin' cry baby, I can't handle it when I don't get my way. Die, infected whore, die... that's all I know cuz I'm a pussy. Die, Gen"
Pathetic. Boring, yet amusing enough to chuckle at. That's all you're good for. Take your own advice or I'll do it for you.
Oh god, my creativity is getting critiqued by a professional urinal. Someone who lets themselves get pissed on for a benjamin, you realize that what you chose to do professionally is the same act that poverty stricken euro teens get tricked into doing and never recover from and most of which live near chernobyl and their only wish is to return home, they'd rather go back to CHERNOBYL then continue being pissed on, they take radioactive wasteland to what you chose to do, your pride is lower then someone whos brother has 4 arms and drinks from the same water her pigs do. Well im sorry to cut this short but ive got a meeting with homeless joe jackson as hes giving an interesting speech at the local park on whether andy warhol was really an artistic genius or whether his name was built on his high profile/high paying acid affected celebrity clients.
Im hoping that one day the same message I pump gets home to you and you follow through and judging by your response i think its cracked through the first surface.
Edited by smelly monkey (09/28/06 05:44 PM)
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#194165 - 09/29/06 07:12 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
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You just quoted a goddamned Jerry Bruckheimer movie. That, in itself, is chilling.
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#194167 - 09/29/06 05:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Its hard to back against kyoto. I can still remember the posts he made about one carly milne. Quote:
Carly Milne might be worse than smartt. She's a foul smelling, arrogant, no-talent 'porn publicist.' What a career? Porn publicist?! that's worse than shoveling elephant shit at the circus!
I'm going to rape her sickening asshole and give her an extra special fisting. I'm going to tape razor blades to my knuckles and fist the shit out of her uterus. She'll never have kids, thankfully. I'll be a hero to everyone!!!
CARLY MILNE AND HER ENTIRE FAMILY NEED TO GET AIDS!!!
I think once he gets his jew jap blood to boiling point he might get into a different zone mentally and not stop until its too late
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#194168 - 09/29/06 06:37 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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