http://blog.myspace.com/jezebellebond13Saturday, September 23, 2006
GO SPELUNKING IN HUGE VAGINA! please welcome CHARLOTTE STOKLEY!!!
Current mood: accomplished
Category: News and Politics
So...
i went to a porn party tonight for "naughty and nice"...too bad they didn't expect the naughty part! so i saw this cavernous vagina named "charlotte" who made a pass at my dude about a year ago. what she failed to realize is that I REMEMBER SHIT! so...i get a drink...or two...go up to her at the party...put my hand on her shoulder and my thumb on her throat. i say to her " i know who you are and i remember you trying to fuck my dude behind my back. i will eat your fucking liver bitch."
i leave to go do publicity pics for friend...if i seriously wanted to do her harm...HA HA HA! i would've! not ten minutes later does some random "bouncer" come in and tell me i have to leave. well, if i'm getting kicked out then it's FAIR GAME BITCHES!!! so i slam her head against the wall. not like the bleach head is gonna feel anything...AT ALL!
charlotte...sweet tits...save yourself the humiliation of having your ass beat in front of cameras -OR- having to look over your shoulder constantly for your own private "boogie man" for the rest of your career and just let me beat the shit outta your face! dammit! i guess your daddy got there WAY WAY before me...by the looks of it...someone rolled over that shit storm with a tractor trailer! like whoa!
kisses on whatever parts still have tread!