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#193921 - 09/21/06 09:37 PM
Re: Where do you see yourself in five years?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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“Gee, Brain…what are we gonna do five years from now?â€
“The same thing we do every five years, Pinky…TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!â€
Or at least marginalize the Republican party...
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#193922 - 09/21/06 11:44 PM
Re: Where do you see yourself in five years?
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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Working at a scrap metal factory, hopefully pushing the button that turns Turd Burglar into an iron ore
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jrv im going to fucking kill you and 3 of your family members-SM
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#193923 - 09/22/06 05:03 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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#193926 - 09/22/06 07:03 PM
Re: Where do you see yourself in five years?
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Exhuming Gunker's corpse, so I can him [sic] in a "I sucked Bush's dick and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" t-shirt.
Awww, snookums!
You got me with the [sic]. My zinger has fallen flat. I want to die.
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#193927 - 09/22/06 07:18 PM
Re: Where do you see yourself in five years?
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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Running one of those rather big porno stores you find right off the interstate in the middle of nowhere while listening to the Ramones and the Queers while I watch over the store. I will end up marrying a slightly chunky(but she just has the cutest little face and eyes) stripper named "Sparkles" who will end up taking me for what little I have leaving me with no business, no job, no home, but Lord forbid if I let her take my CD collection. I will then show up on my mother's doorstep, who have not talked with me since hooking up with the evil, soul-sucking(and sadly that will probably be the only thing of mine she ever sucked:() witch-slut, who takes me in. She does always give me that "I told ya so" attitude about my state of affairs. The only people I will be able to turn to are the fellow degenerates on this board, but then my mother catches me on the site and proceeds to throw me out. From there I move to LA and become the guy who cleans up the set after a Max Hardcore shoot. Yeah, it'll be disgusting work, but someone will have to do it.
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#193928 - 09/22/06 07:40 PM
Re: Where do you see yourself in five years?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Exhuming Gunker's corpse, so I can him [sic] in a "I sucked Bush's dick and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" t-shirt.
Awww, snookums!
You got me with the [sic]. My zinger has fallen flat. I want to die.
Don't feel bad; English is tricky:
"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." --George W. Bush, interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006
"I said I was looking for a book to read, Laura said you ought to cry Camus. I also read three Shakespeares. ... I've got a eck-a-lec-tic reading list." --George W. Bush, interview with NBC's Brian Williams, New Orleans, La., Aug. 29, 2006
"And I suspect that what you'll see, Toby, is there will be a momentum, momentum will be gathered. Houses will begat jobs, jobs will begat houses." --George W. Bush, talking to reporters along the hurricane-ravaged Gulf Coast, Gulfport, Miss., Aug. 28, 2006
"I would guess, I would surmise that some of the more spectacular bombings are done by al Qaeda suiciders." --George W. Bush, on violence in Iraq, Washington, D.C., Aug. 21, 2006
"I've reminded the prime minister-the American people, Mr. Prime Minister, over the past months that it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 29, 2006
"We shouldn't fear a world that is more interacted." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 27, 2006
"I think -- tide turning -- see, as I remember -- I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of -- it's easy to see a tide turn -- did I say those words?" --George W. Bush, asked if the tide was turning in Iraq, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006
"The point now is how do we work together to achieve important goals. And one such goal is a democracy in Germany." --George W. Bush, D.C., May 5, 2006
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"My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#193932 - 09/29/06 04:55 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Still single and still getting guilt trips from my grandmother because I'm not married with kids. When she left to go back home to South Africa yesterday, she said she was too old to come back to America, except for either my wedding or my dad's funeral. Nice.
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#193933 - 09/29/06 05:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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under a bus that daburg wheeled me into.
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