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Okay, here's how I see it. These porn gals(maybe even producers and directors) should be sending us loyal customers of their DVD's, websites, magazines, and what-nots some free stuff. Just because of the fact that we are the reason they are making money having sex on camera. A lot of us even work for not very much money, but find a way every month or couple of weeks or so to plunk down 30 some odd bucks to buy your movies, magazines, websites, ect. Some of us even skimp on the more important things in life. So I request some help from those in the porn industy, therefore I may continue to help all of you in business.

A Short List

1. Monthly rent-$235
2. A year's supply of Domino's Pizza
3. Gas money to go down to the nearest porn store(50 miles)
4. A brand new Plasma screen TV and a HD-DVD player(to watch your smut in the most high-tech, best picture quality way possible)
5. A new car(mine's starting to get up there on the mileage, don't want anything to fancy though)
6. Pay off my Credit Cards(ran up from too much mail-order smut)
7. My phone bill runs about 80 a month including internet, help with this would be greatly appreciated

Please, help me in return for keeping YOU in business.

Thanks in advance,

Moronboy?!?

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