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Bob Machie Barbies
any designer Barbies
any new ones at Toys R Us

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Many and I mean many die hard fans always ask 'why don't you have a wish list?' (that is if you don't have one). These lonely people or people who just enjoy a woman with a very open mind... feel happy to be able to go out and shop for someone they practically idolize. It may sound silly to majority of you all but it is what it is.

Now this is the very reason why I've created a wishlist on my free site. Because it cut down fan mail a bit, I also don't have to repeat myself. So whatever... but asking for Coach and designer stuff is IMO is asking for way too much. Shit like that you gotta leave to your own pocket. Petsmart? Take care of your animals yourself!!! It's not your fans responsibility!!!

Speaking of never giving something back in return. The best thing to do is to do a tastful photoshoot at home in the attire the fan bought you, burn the CD, sign it and place it in a nice casing. Even a signed 8 x 10 in addition is great. They're always thankful and surprised since many of these guys can't ever make it to conventions.

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add a link to your wish list gen, so i know what to send you next time youre in rehab. I bet you ask for a lot of great things like pez dispensers, books from oprahs book club and plastic cutlery.

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I knew a guy whose "fetish" was buying stuff for women, or even sending them money outright. He would seriously beg to send women gifts or money, and then ask what they spent it on. I thought it was a little fucked up, but I guess in his mind it allowed him to make some kind of connection with women he otherwise wouldn't be able to have.
I imagine the typical porn chick must attract a fair share of guys like this, so why not avoid the hassle and just post a "wish list"? It's a win/win situation, so I don't see a problem with it.

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I always though it was a little weird. Like, if you don't know someone well enough to know what gift to send them, why send one? I know it's a "fan" thing, perhaps, but I dunno ...

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nigga please, you say this shit like we don't know you spent $150 on star jones reynolds wedding wish list.

crunk, star really loves the pants you bought her.

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can never go wrong with a watch.

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Okay, here's how I see it. These porn gals(maybe even producers and directors) should be sending us loyal customers of their DVD's, websites, magazines, and what-nots some free stuff. Just because of the fact that we are the reason they are making money having sex on camera. A lot of us even work for not very much money, but find a way every month or couple of weeks or so to plunk down 30 some odd bucks to buy your movies, magazines, websites, ect. Some of us even skimp on the more important things in life. So I request some help from those in the porn industy, therefore I may continue to help all of you in business.

A Short List

1. Monthly rent-$235
2. A year's supply of Domino's Pizza
3. Gas money to go down to the nearest porn store(50 miles)
4. A brand new Plasma screen TV and a HD-DVD player(to watch your smut in the most high-tech, best picture quality way possible)
5. A new car(mine's starting to get up there on the mileage, don't want anything to fancy though)
6. Pay off my Credit Cards(ran up from too much mail-order smut)
7. My phone bill runs about 80 a month including internet, help with this would be greatly appreciated

Please, help me in return for keeping YOU in business.

Thanks in advance,

Moronboy?!?

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you only pay 235 for rent? Do you live in a storage shed or something?

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No, just some old trailer in a small town in right on the division line between the semi-nice working class neighborhood and the crazy child-molesters, old pathetic drunks, and the meth junkie infested neighborhood. Some tweakers used to live here before me and royally trashed the place, but now it's just a little run down, yet liveable and everything works all right. Doesn't hurt that my Dad and the landlord are really good friends either.

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just some old trailer in a small town in right on the division line between the semi-nice working class neighborhood and the crazy child-molesters, old pathetic drunks, and the meth junkie infested neighborhood.

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the meth junkie infested neighborhood.

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See any porn whores about?

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the meth junkie infested neighborhood.

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See any porn whores about?

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Wrong part of the country to see anything like that. No, usually just hear people yelling at each other while walking down the street at 2:30 in the morning(50% of the time its about drugs), shirtless, mullet-headed men taking down Christmas lights in the middle of June, or a guy sitting in the alleyway yelling for me to help him push his wheelchair over a small dip where the alley meets the road because he his too drunk to get over it himself. Then he tells me that he has fell over many times trying to do it in the past and just slept in my front yard till some one came looking for him in the morning. No porn whores though.

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you only pay 235 for rent? Do you live in a storage shed or something?

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No, just some old trailer in a small town in right on the division line between the semi-nice working class neighborhood and the crazy child-molesters, old pathetic drunks, and the meth junkie infested neighborhood. Some tweakers used to live here before me and royally trashed the place, but now it's just a little run down, yet liveable and everything works all right. Doesn't hurt that my Dad and the landlord are really good friends either.

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