Okay Im going to say upfront that its not as easy to do pics of the more attractive stars which is why i like the karaoke events the most because its a lock to draw out the Z graders or any event wankus is involved with running (ksex games a classic moment in hideous porn performers out of their natural surroundings history). BTW can someone point me in the direction of gia's pictures?.
Dear lord, sunny perfecting the dreaded combo of game show prize model slash retarded pole vaulter look thats in at porn parties at the moment, making cheap look easy.
What am I doing with my life?. I was doing well at school, had a boyfriend that loved me, a family that supported me and was on the right track to being that marine biologist ive dreamed of being since i was little girl, how did i let my crazy college girl phase get this out of hand?
(taken seconds later) ohh I didn't see you there, whoa, im going to get so wasted tonight, you want to party?. Im a fucking rock star (flips the bird). (shes got a kinda whorish reese witherspoon thing going for her)
Garfield's dad, is there an event this motherfucker won't go to?. Hes everywhere. He was married to that poker show girl before she dumped him for one of the van pattens.
The last 6 that missed the cut for the pussycat dolls, next step applying for the next making the band, time to go to work pdiddy, good luck making stars out of second rate talent yet again. (mini pet peeve, if you are going to wear a dress that has the cut down to the belly then you better keep it tight, you can't have this loose shit that sticks out further then your tits, either do the crunches or wear something with a higher cut)