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#193586 - 09/18/06 10:31 PM Digital Playground Party Pics Monkey Style
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Okay Im going to say upfront that its not as easy to do pics of the more attractive stars which is why i like the karaoke events the most because its a lock to draw out the Z graders or any event wankus is involved with running (ksex games a classic moment in hideous porn performers out of their natural surroundings history). BTW can someone point me in the direction of gia's pictures?.



Dear lord, sunny perfecting the dreaded combo of game show prize model slash retarded pole vaulter look thats in at porn parties at the moment, making cheap look easy.




What am I doing with my life?. I was doing well at school, had a boyfriend that loved me, a family that supported me and was on the right track to being that marine biologist ive dreamed of being since i was little girl, how did i let my crazy college girl phase get this out of hand?



(taken seconds later) ohh I didn't see you there, whoa, im going to get so wasted tonight, you want to party?. Im a fucking rock star (flips the bird). (shes got a kinda whorish reese witherspoon thing going for her)




Garfield's dad, is there an event this motherfucker won't go to?. Hes everywhere. He was married to that poker show girl before she dumped him for one of the van pattens.





The last 6 that missed the cut for the pussycat dolls, next step applying for the next making the band, time to go to work pdiddy, good luck making stars out of second rate talent yet again. (mini pet peeve, if you are going to wear a dress that has the cut down to the belly then you better keep it tight, you can't have this loose shit that sticks out further then your tits, either do the crunches or wear something with a higher cut)


Edited by smelly monkey (09/18/06 11:22 PM)
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#193587 - 09/18/06 10:48 PM Re: Digital Playground Party Pics Monkey Style
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Im sorry but I can't shake this, if someone photoshopped sammura in here it would represent the worst of every ethnic group, i see a scores women of the world themed week from noon to 5 in their futures.



I don't blame lexi, its hard to be happy when you know your dress cost you 3 loads from brandon irons, keep your head up sister.



introducing ice t's future wife, has to be a rule that all the white trash square jawed whores that ice marries have to be called coco, part of his pre nup contract.



This dude is the sleaziest, shadiest looking meat stick since dave hardman. I feel dirty just looking at him, you know hes got some real dark shit in his past, like he used to cage 12 year old sex slaves under the floorboards back in europe before fleeing when the heat was on.



scott nails trying out his future date rape trial suit.



Edited by smelly monkey (09/18/06 11:04 PM)
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#193588 - 09/18/06 10:55 PM Re: Digital Playground Party Pics Monkey Style
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
All I know is that I didn't take these.
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#193589 - 09/18/06 11:00 PM Re: Digital Playground Party Pics Monkey Style
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If evan stone's path doesn't follow the jon doughs right down to the rope im going to be bitterly disappointed, because up until now its followed it step for step.



Taking bets now. This chick will either

die in 18 months of a heroin overdose

OR

marry an emo band bass player (afi more then likely)



I don't have anything for this other then its the best "nigga please" expression ever caught on film.



nice to see teagan back after trying for a full two weeks to raise her child before signing over the parental rights to her grandmother. (missing from picture and life , the baby's daddy)
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#193590 - 09/18/06 11:01 PM Re: Digital Playground Party Pics Monkey Style
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All I know is that I didn't take these.




But you did take these.

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#193591 - 09/18/06 11:05 PM Re: Digital Playground Party Pics Monkey Style
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Edited by Monstar (09/18/06 11:06 PM)
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#193592 - 09/18/06 11:09 PM Re: Digital Playground Party Pics Monkey Style
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#193593 - 09/18/06 11:14 PM Re: Digital Playground Party Pics Monkey Style
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Amy reid is back already? bitch's retirements are shorter then mine. Amy is a porn performers best friend because they know if shes back then the rates are on the climb. (maybe im blowing this out of proportion, she might just be there for the free drinks)



Jesus growing up gotti christ. Complete mess.



the nigga whos stealing all of bishop's cum swapping scenes. Just kidding you know i love you son

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#193594 - 09/18/06 11:18 PM Re: Digital Playground Party Pics Monkey Style
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Theres something being transmitted here a firehose won't wash off.




Any art teacher worth their salt will tell you human beauty is a direct result of anatomical symmetry. Sorry, honey.


(Edit- fuck that if Pop's can figure it out so can I)

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#193595 - 09/19/06 01:42 AM Re: Digital Playground Party Pics Monkey Style
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Registered: 10/21/05
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What the fuck is going on with the perspective in this picture? Does Luke now take a small stepladder with him to these events or what?

It looks like she could touch her toes with her left arm without bending over!

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#193596 - 09/19/06 02:07 PM Re: Digital Playground Party Pics Monkey Style
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Registered: 08/09/06
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Jesus Christ she has the hardened porn whore look going on. Another plastic surgery and she'll look just like Jessie Jane.

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#193597 - 09/19/06 03:58 PM Re: Digital Playground Party Pics Monkey Style
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Registered: 09/23/04
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How much more does the full bleach tray cost?



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#193598 - 09/19/06 07:21 PM Re: Digital Playground Party Pics Monkey Style
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Registered: 07/05/04
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Any art teacher worth their salt will tell you human beauty is a direct result of anatomical symmetry. Sorry, honey.





Even her tits can't overcome that face.
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#193599 - 09/19/06 07:29 PM Re: Digital Playground Party Pics Monkey Style
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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yeah, that female terminator was far hotter than inflatatits
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#193600 - 09/19/06 08:15 PM Re: Digital Playground Party Pics Monkey Style
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I don't think amy looks too bad in those pics, teagan looks like shes aged 10 years in the past 12 months. and swami was there but no one has any pics of him, he looks like wankus in a fat suit.
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#193601 - 09/19/06 08:29 PM Re: Digital Playground Party Pics Monkey Style
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that's because she swallowed her baby like kronos.

she was inseminated by a negroid and couldn't deal. tragic.
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#193602 - 09/19/06 11:00 PM Re: Digital Playground Party Pics Monkey Style
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Registered: 10/27/05
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I don't have anything for this other then its the best "nigga please" expression ever caught on film.






This one is better...


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#193603 - 09/19/06 11:04 PM Re: Digital Playground Party Pics Monkey Style
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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How much more does the full bleach tray cost?






Hey, that's my pic!
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#193604 - 09/22/06 09:24 AM Re: Digital Playground Party Pics Monkey Style
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Great thread.Thanks Monkey.
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#193605 - 09/22/06 10:04 AM Re: Digital Playground Party Pics Monkey Style
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Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
Evan

Quote:

[image]



Skeksis




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Edited by Big Calm (09/22/06 10:07 AM)

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#193606 - 09/22/06 10:28 PM Re: Digital Playground Party Pics Monkey Style
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Great thread.Thanks Monkey.





, need da burg pics
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