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#193564 - 09/18/06 07:53 PM
luke's camera of death at it again
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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apparently this girl is "sunny lane", i've never seen her but her name conjures up images of spending summer in the country so that's quite nice. now, i'm not saying she's unattractive, but luke's camera has done her a disservice. starts off okay:  but descends quickly:  until for some inexplicable reason she impersonates neo from the matrix:   "sunny lane", i'm not attempting to be facetious, it's not your fault, it's the camera. anyway there's heaps of photos up @ LIB if anyone wants to go monkey style, preferably the monkey herself.
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#193565 - 09/18/06 08:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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I didn't realize she was so, uh, diminutive.
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#193567 - 09/18/06 09:11 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
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So Havana Ginger is back with LA Direct again?
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#193570 - 09/18/06 10:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Hey, if Hil is single, that means she dumped her herpes-infected ex Brandonna Irons.
OK, you XPT political phuckerz: her name is Hillary, she has a stain on her dress, and she turned legal during the Slick Willie Administration (I think). Discuss!
Someone will correct me if I'm wrong, but I think this chick has some good karma. Good luck and good times seem to follow her. If she manages to get away from Brandon Irons with a clean bill of health that will be irrefutable proof.
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#193571 - 09/18/06 11:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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monstar goes to a lot of these things but he makes sure they all look perfect like a revlon comercial,
actually, i have a story as to why i did not go. i e-mailed to be put on the list “monstar +1.†i got a call asking me who was my “+1â€
it kinda caught me off guard…i was told that i had to bring a girl. That i could not come by myself or bring a buddy. LOL
i said courtney, i was told that that would not count because she was already on the list. i hung up. thought about it and said “fuck this.â€
there are enough parties happening all the time (2 this weekend, …star factory may throw one soon, i may be involved with a halloween party as well) that i don’t need this nonsense.
it’s not my first day on the job as a reporter, and as a publicist, rep some decent talent. fuck professional courtesy, ah guess. dr.x was not told bring a chick or don't come, as i'm sure several people were not told that...but whatever.
BTW i gotta give courtney some mad props. i told her what was said to me and she said ‘forget it let’s go do something else' but i told her to go ahead and go, i did some other shit. i’m appreciative her.
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#193572 - 09/18/06 11:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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LOL, right after i typed the previous post, i checked my e-mail and there was an invite to wicked's party sept 26th. THANKS WICKED PICTURES!!!! http://manhuntersthemovie.com/http://wickedpictures.com/
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#193575 - 09/19/06 01:58 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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monstar goes to a lot of these things but he makes sure they all look perfect like a revlon comercial,
actually, i have a story as to why i did not go. i e-mailed to be put on the list “monstar +1.†i got a call asking me who was my “+1â€
it kinda caught me off guard…i was told that i had to bring a girl. That i could not come by myself or bring a buddy. LOL
i said courtney, i was told that that would not count because she was already on the list. i hung up. thought about it and said “fuck this.â€
there are enough parties happening all the time (2 this weekend, …star factory may throw one soon, i may be involved with a halloween party as well) that i don’t need this nonsense.
it’s not my first day on the job as a reporter, and as a publicist, rep some decent talent. fuck professional courtesy, ah guess. dr.x was not told bring a chick or don't come, as i'm sure several people were not told that...but whatever.
BTW i gotta give courtney some mad props. i told her what was said to me and she said ‘forget it let’s go do something else' but i told her to go ahead and go, i did some other shit. i’m appreciative her.
Hardly surprising...once people have a guest list, they like to start playing God and imposing all sorts of little conditions and hoops for you to jump through...it's just anally retentive .
Luke has outdone himself, by the way...somehow, he has managed to make Jana Cova look like shit, something I would have previously believed to have been impossible.
Having said that, I must extend my congratulations to Hailey Young for passing her LFPAT (Luke Ford Photographic Acid Test) with flying colours...at the Adam & Eve party, she looked attractive and feminine in photos taken by none other than the 'Lens Of Doom' himself. Usually, this is something only the likes of Aria Giovanni and Sunny Leone can get away with, so bravo girl! 
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#193576 - 09/19/06 06:02 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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No one in this picture looks happy. I understand.
only 3 words:
sex slaves traffic
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#193577 - 09/19/06 08:49 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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So Havana Ginger is back with LA Direct again?
have you guys noticed that sexycity never fucking knows anything? thats because
a. she is never invited to anything
b. no ones in the business likes her or talks to her
c. she isnt smart enough to figure things out
the above question is a perfect example...if you need the owner of LA Direct Models with a girl on his arm at a party, wouldn't you naturally assume that said girl is with his agency? or you could take 5 fucking seconds at go to the website where her pic is up....
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#193578 - 09/19/06 11:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I had a lazy Puerto Rican secretary once that used to ask me to spell words for her. I'd say: "Get the Commissioner on the line" and she'd yell back "What's his number?" and shit like that.
In her case, she was too lazy to do her job.
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#193582 - 09/20/06 04:10 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 322
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I just noticed something: AVN was a sponsor for this party?
[sarcasm] Oh, I wonder if Digital Playground's Island Fever 4 will win some awards come January? [/sarcasm]
You think?
Don't know if Luke is right about them being sold, but they could be selling out.
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#193584 - 03/04/07 02:34 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3081
Loc: cleanup
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Bump to give props where it's due. It was Luke, after all, who gave us video of Skurt looking like Twinkerbell on 'Roids. This marks twice in a decade where he's actually done his job (the first being Dick O'Death, of course.)
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