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#193564 - 09/18/06 07:53 PM luke's camera of death at it again
Eddie Normous Offline
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Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
apparently this girl is "sunny lane", i've never seen her but her name conjures up images of spending summer in the country so that's quite nice. now, i'm not saying she's unattractive, but luke's camera has done her a disservice.

starts off okay:


but descends quickly:


until for some inexplicable reason she impersonates neo from the matrix:



"sunny lane", i'm not attempting to be facetious, it's not your fault, it's the camera.

anyway there's heaps of photos up @ LIB if anyone wants to go monkey style, preferably the monkey herself.

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#193565 - 09/18/06 08:00 PM Re: luke's camera of death at it again
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I didn't realize she was so, uh, diminutive.
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#193566 - 09/18/06 08:10 PM Re: luke's camera of death at it again
DuckHunt Offline
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Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 322
Luke earns his keep with this pic:


You can almost see the thought bubble saying "Kill Me Now!" above each of their heads.


Can we start having audio with these posts? I'd really like to insert a goat sound for this picture.


Bad Hair Day for Hillary? She has one of those haircuts girls do themselves when they get dumped...She must be single again. Take a little bit more off the right, babe.


Satan.


No one in this picture looks happy. I understand.


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#193567 - 09/18/06 09:11 PM Re: luke's camera of death at it again
sexycity Offline
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Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
So Havana Ginger is back with LA Direct again?
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#193568 - 09/18/06 09:31 PM Re: luke's camera of death at it again
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Hey, if Hil is single, that means she dumped her herpes-infected ex Brandonna Irons.


OK, you XPT political phuckerz: her name is Hillary, she has a stain on her dress, and she turned legal during the Slick Willie Administration (I think). Discuss!

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#193569 - 09/18/06 10:02 PM Re: luke's camera of death at it again
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Quote:

anyway there's heaps of photos up @ LIB if anyone wants to go monkey style, preferably the monkey herself.





Was waiting for gia to post hers too, so i had a large volume of train wreck images to pick from, monstar goes to a lot of these things but he makes sure they all look perfect like a revlon comercial, except in most cases they aren't worth it. (cindy crawford's face just popped into my head)
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#193570 - 09/18/06 10:06 PM Re: luke's camera of death at it again
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Hey, if Hil is single, that means she dumped her herpes-infected ex Brandonna Irons.


OK, you XPT political phuckerz: her name is Hillary, she has a stain on her dress, and she turned legal during the Slick Willie Administration (I think). Discuss!




Someone will correct me if I'm wrong, but I think this chick has some good karma. Good luck and good times seem to follow her. If she manages to get away from Brandon Irons with a clean bill of health that will be irrefutable proof.

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#193571 - 09/18/06 11:25 PM Re: luke's camera of death at it again
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
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monstar goes to a lot of these things but he makes sure they all look perfect like a revlon comercial,




actually, i have a story as to why i did not go. i e-mailed to be put on the list “monstar +1.” i got a call asking me who was my “+1”

it kinda caught me off guard…i was told that i had to bring a girl. That i could not come by myself or bring a buddy. LOL

i said courtney, i was told that that would not count because she was already on the list. i hung up. thought about it and said “fuck this.”

there are enough parties happening all the time (2 this weekend, …star factory may throw one soon, i may be involved with a halloween party as well) that i don’t need this nonsense.

it’s not my first day on the job as a reporter, and as a publicist, rep some decent talent. fuck professional courtesy, ah guess. dr.x was not told bring a chick or don't come, as i'm sure several people were not told that...but whatever.

BTW i gotta give courtney some mad props. i told her what was said to me and she said ‘forget it let’s go do something else' but i told her to go ahead and go, i did some other shit. i’m appreciative her.
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#193572 - 09/18/06 11:34 PM Re: luke's camera of death at it again
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LOL, right after i typed the previous post, i checked my e-mail and there was an invite to wicked's party sept 26th.

THANKS WICKED PICTURES!!!!

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#193573 - 09/19/06 12:58 AM Re: luke's camera of death at it again
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Registered: 04/21/03
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Loc: Belgrade
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#193574 - 09/19/06 01:09 AM Re: luke's camera of death at it again
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Registered: 02/04/05
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Mon*'s on fire!

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#193575 - 09/19/06 01:58 AM Re: luke's camera of death at it again
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

Quote:

monstar goes to a lot of these things but he makes sure they all look perfect like a revlon comercial,




actually, i have a story as to why i did not go. i e-mailed to be put on the list “monstar +1.” i got a call asking me who was my “+1”

it kinda caught me off guard…i was told that i had to bring a girl. That i could not come by myself or bring a buddy. LOL

i said courtney, i was told that that would not count because she was already on the list. i hung up. thought about it and said “fuck this.”

there are enough parties happening all the time (2 this weekend, …star factory may throw one soon, i may be involved with a halloween party as well) that i don’t need this nonsense.

it’s not my first day on the job as a reporter, and as a publicist, rep some decent talent. fuck professional courtesy, ah guess. dr.x was not told bring a chick or don't come, as i'm sure several people were not told that...but whatever.

BTW i gotta give courtney some mad props. i told her what was said to me and she said ‘forget it let’s go do something else' but i told her to go ahead and go, i did some other shit. i’m appreciative her.




Hardly surprising...once people have a guest list, they like to start playing God and imposing all sorts of little conditions and hoops for you to jump through...it's just anally retentive .

Luke has outdone himself, by the way...somehow, he has managed to make Jana Cova look like shit, something I would have previously believed to have been impossible.

Having said that, I must extend my congratulations to Hailey Young for passing her LFPAT (Luke Ford Photographic Acid Test) with flying colours...at the Adam & Eve party, she looked attractive and feminine in photos taken by none other than the 'Lens Of Doom' himself. Usually, this is something only the likes of Aria Giovanni and Sunny Leone can get away with, so bravo girl!

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#193576 - 09/19/06 06:02 AM Re: luke's camera of death at it again
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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No one in this picture looks happy. I understand.





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#193577 - 09/19/06 08:49 AM Re: luke's camera of death at it again
christianxxx Offline
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Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
Quote:

So Havana Ginger is back with LA Direct again?





have you guys noticed that sexycity never fucking knows anything? thats because

a. she is never invited to anything
b. no ones in the business likes her or talks to her
c. she isnt smart enough to figure things out

the above question is a perfect example...if you need the owner of LA Direct Models with a girl on his arm at a party, wouldn't you naturally assume that said girl is with his agency? or you could take 5 fucking seconds at go to the website where her pic is up....
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#193578 - 09/19/06 11:49 AM Re: luke's camera of death at it again
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I had a lazy Puerto Rican secretary once that used to ask me to spell words for her. I'd say: "Get the Commissioner on the line" and she'd yell back "What's his number?" and shit like that.

In her case, she was too lazy to do her job.

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#193579 - 09/19/06 01:52 PM Re: luke's camera of death at it again
Ivor Biggun Offline
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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have you guys noticed that sexycity never fucking knows anything?




For someone who claims to have been so completely unaffected by her, you seem strangely obsessed.
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#193580 - 09/19/06 04:02 PM Re: luke's camera of death at it again
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Is this spunk?




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#193581 - 09/19/06 05:51 PM Re: luke's camera of death at it again
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i think it's either cholesterol or hiv, not sure.
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Is this spunk?





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#193582 - 09/20/06 04:10 AM Re: luke's camera of death at it again
DuckHunt Offline
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Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 322
Quote:








I just noticed something: AVN was a sponsor for this party?





[sarcasm] Oh, I wonder if Digital Playground's Island Fever 4 will win some awards come January? [/sarcasm]

You think?

Don't know if Luke is right about them being sold, but they could be selling out.



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#193583 - 09/20/06 04:00 PM Re: luke's camera of death at it again
Cindi Loftus Offline
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Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
I interviewed HIllary a couple days ago. She is smart and adorable and a very happy horny little girl. She told me-She is not with Brandon. She is not seeing anyone seriously. She is hanging out with an unnamed director. She LOVES her job. She LOVES anal sex. She masturbates at least twice a day and she tries to get off in every scene she does. So that stain? Decide for yourself.......
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#193584 - 03/04/07 02:34 AM Re: luke's camera of death at it again
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3078
Loc: cleanup
Bump to give props where it's due. It was Luke, after all, who gave us video of Skurt looking like Twinkerbell on 'Roids. This marks twice in a decade where he's actually done his job (the first being Dick O'Death, of course.)
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