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#193372 - 09/17/06 05:24 PM
Most cancerous XPT poster of all time
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Which user do you think has the black touch, it has dug its diseased claws into the soul of XPT, a user you'd personally like to take a razor sharp scalpel to.
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#193373 - 09/17/06 05:30 PM
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Registered: 09/17/06
Posts: 13
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user you'd personally like to take a razor sharp scalpel to.
The guys with the biggest penises always win these ones.
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#193375 - 09/17/06 05:33 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 09/17/06
Posts: 13
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So you will be sitting this one out?.
The guy-with-huge-dick-has-a-small-dick joke never gets old. Do you think you could type it again, Smelly Monkey?
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#193376 - 09/17/06 05:35 PM
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Registered: 09/17/06
Posts: 3
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I have to admit tho I do love lil monkey cock.
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#193378 - 09/17/06 05:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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PAFH's going to be a flash in the pan, i smell some IP-ranges being blocked pretty soon.
i had to go with smartt-the guy posted 5000+ times over several years and just consistently sucked.
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#193380 - 09/17/06 05:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I had to go with pafh. while smartt did suck, pafh's suction far outstrips any hoover on earth.
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#193382 - 09/17/06 06:08 PM
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Registered: 09/17/06
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Edited by smelly monkey (09/17/06 06:11 PM)
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#193383 - 09/17/06 06:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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yeah sure, sell it to someone who believes you liar.
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#193384 - 09/17/06 06:13 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/06/06
Posts: 83
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I wish to change my vote to Loopnode now...
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#193385 - 09/17/06 06:48 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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The PAFH flame-war(s) have run their course, so therefore my vote goes towards the PAHF himself. C'mon can't we get back to reasons why we're here in the first place:
1.Reading about the screw-ups, rumors, misadventures, drug addictions of porn sluts.
2.Looking at the nice picture threads in General Porn Talk(Face Up, Ass Down[the one you ruined PAHF, you dumb bastard]and the Big Titty thread).
3.Watching the Conservatives and Liberals call each other Nazis and Commies in the World Outside of Porn forum.
You know what I'm saying guys?
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#193386 - 09/17/06 07:04 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/06/06
Posts: 83
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I wish to change my vote to Moronboy!?! now...
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#193387 - 09/17/06 07:46 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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I agree with a previous post, that Smartt has the title locked up by a mile. pafh is just insipid, sub-intelligent, fraudulent, worthless. A failure. Owned by everyone, loved by no-one.
I usually suspect that it's an old friend up to his tricks when one of these posters comes around, but can you imagine if this person actually exists? Shocking, an absolute failure of parentage, society, and natural selection.
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#193388 - 09/17/06 07:51 PM
Re: Most cancerous XPT poster of all time
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Registered: 09/17/06
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I agree with a previous post, that Smartt has the title locked up by a mile. pafh is just insipid, sub-intelligent, fraudulent, worthless. A failure. Owned by everyone, loved by no-one.
I usually suspect that it's an old friend up to his tricks when one of these posters comes around, but can you imagine if this person actually exists? Shocking, an absolute failure of parentage, society, and natural selection.
PAFH is good for nothing but having sex with models. 
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#193389 - 09/17/06 08:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I agree with a previous post, that Smartt has the title locked up by a mile. pafh is just insipid, sub-intelligent, fraudulent, worthless. A failure. Owned by everyone, loved by no-one.
I usually suspect that it's an old friend up to his tricks when one of these posters comes around, but can you imagine if this person actually exists? Shocking, an absolute failure of parentage, society, and natural selection.
PAFH is good for nothing but having sex with models.
models of farm animals
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#193391 - 09/17/06 10:11 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 09/17/06
Posts: 25
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Every time I see a horribly tragic death on the news I pray it's BoyFuckerForHire.
 
Cry it out, fanboy.
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#193392 - 09/17/06 10:17 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 505
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did you vote for yourself FairyFaggotForHire? it must be a huge let-down every morning to see yourself in the mirror. there is a way to make them all stop laughing at you...
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#193393 - 09/17/06 10:34 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 09/17/06
Posts: 25
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did you vote for yourself FairyFaggotForHire? it must be a huge let-down every morning to see yourself in the mirror.
there is a way to make them all stop laughing at you...
Cry it out, fanboy.
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#193395 - 09/18/06 05:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I had to go with pafh. while smartt did suck, pafh's suction far outstrips any hoover on earth.
Did I say hoover? I meant blackhole. The power of his personality to suck far outstrips the suction of the super massive blackhole at the center of our galaxy.
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#193396 - 09/18/06 08:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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You know what I find depressing about the current results of this poll outside of the fact im tied second (  ) Is that smartt has one vote, has the new user turnover been that drastic?. Smartt's mark on the board has already faded.
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#193397 - 09/18/06 08:18 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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You know what I find depressing about the current results of this poll outside of the fact im tied second ( ) Is that smartt has one vote, has the new user turnover been that drastic?. Smartt's mark on the board has already faded.
i think most people are just finding it hard to ignore the present; when every single thread turns into pa4h = h2cit, people forget about smartt's trannies.
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#193401 - 09/18/06 11:51 PM
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Registered: 09/18/06
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I dont know whats worse... shirtless pafh with disability check cashed down his pants and gas station sunglasses or smartt's never ending loading brazilian fuckable gals thread.
bag lady at the gas station could get more bookings than Gia Jordan
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#193403 - 09/19/06 12:44 AM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Is that smartt has one vote, has the new user turnover been that drastic?. Smartt's mark on the board has already faded.
Not true! I couldn't vote, I got the "this account has already voted" page. I don't know why, but Smartt had my vote were I able to do so.
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#193404 - 09/19/06 01:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I voted for Smartt.
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#193405 - 09/19/06 02:05 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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I know I'm going against the grain here, but I kinda miss smartt. Not that I would dispute anything that has been said about his consistently irritating posts. It's just that putting the meltdown/spam attack aside, his presence here represented something I think is important: the fact that unlike certain other forums, this place is not a popularity contest. I hope those who are dragging it in that direction do not succeed.
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#193406 - 09/19/06 02:26 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 09/19/06
Posts: 9
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Blaise Christie is looking for male talent. 
Monday, Sept. 19:
A director writes PAFH,
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I've got half of a new script finished for you to star in, attached here.
... ultra-busty female star....
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#193407 - 09/19/06 03:26 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3018
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Dear Monkey,
JRV gots no votes. As you have got the power here and have gone to probably greater lengths to articulate how you hate the man over the last few years than probably you have SmartT, I cans only interpret this as a statement of some kind to Nurse Ratched that you want to bury the hatchet and drink from a loving cup with him maybe. Is this correct?
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#193408 - 09/19/06 07:16 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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Curious, why isn't the infamous applesaucer and his aliases not listed in the poll? Just wondering.
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#193409 - 09/20/06 01:51 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Monday, Sept. 19:
A director writes PAFH,
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I've got half of a new script finished for you to star in, attached here.
... ultra-busty female star....
Suuuuure they did...this guy is like Sal McKvey, only less amusing. 
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#193411 - 09/20/06 05:42 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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It's nice to return from a hiatus and see right away a poll like this; the fact that I'm in it and have more votes than Smelly Monkey (4 to 3 when I make this post) says a lot. Finding things Monkey says/does these days that I actually dont hate with a gag reflex type reaction is almost as difficult as a paramedic trying to find a vein in Keith Richards' arms to start an IV after he falls onstage with chest pains from dodging Mick Jagger's Over-60 British Jujitsu moves...but this I like because it stirs introspection. No doubt, the 4 people who feel I am a cancer are: --Kyoto/Ghostshadow --Hailey Young and/or Hillary Scott (depending on who is this month's winner in the Brandon Iron - Valtrex Sweepstakes, winning a starring role as whore number 1000 in "50 to 1 -- Volume 20") --Possibly Gen Padova, taking out her frustrations on a seemingly easy target, the helpless, alienated, disenfranchised XPT Crippled population... --Any one Of Brandon Iron's 28 Alternate id'S It makes it easy to flame away as follows: Check this out, Hillary branching out and campaigning simulataneously for the Dairy Industry and the fight against Osteoperosis, is there any organization this girl is not trying to win some award or recognition from?  Still, the 3-way Anal Milk Swap does serve a useful purpose, it makes it easier for me not to be bedviled at night by her taking four loads in her ass (one after another) then shitting it onto a plate and pouring it all over her own face and eating half of it.  I really want to ask her though, since by her own admission to all of us 'FANS' that she Cums in every scene, what gets her off more easily, having loads of rancid creep splooge blasted up into her rectum, or having a pint and a half of Milk farted out of another chick's ass into her own gaping rectum? When All is said and done, the girl puts forth such stellar, strong ANAL cinematic efforts in order to have moments in the sun like this, when she is "honored" for these achievements by trapsing down a red carpet and being captured on film by either a Talented frustrated photographer (Gia Jordan) or just a frustrated individual (Luke Ford), while she is smiling and wearing a nice (being generous here) dress.  It's really quite amazing when you think about it...Bornyo got it right, when he went on about this girl leading a charmed life. Her position as the greatest star in Adult/Porn right now comes in the midst of (or in spite of) spectacles like these (of which she has Countless)....This girl is a Star, a pseudo celebrity, and financially well off (depending on the price of Valtrex), not because she has done anything useful or contributed to society, but because she can (and will) insert anything into her ass, and survive. I'm Metastasizing, I can feel it.... 
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#193412 - 09/20/06 07:02 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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I voted for Da Burg...the babbling bullshit he types makes me want to throw myself in front of the Metro Rail
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#193415 - 09/20/06 12:26 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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#193416 - 09/20/06 12:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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cash rules everything around me, same as smart people. burg went off the deep end, but as long as he's smart and rich, he's still someone most on xpt can learn from. in some random way.
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#193417 - 09/20/06 02:56 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
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I voted for Metal Church because he generally posts insults a third grader would use, says nothing informative, useful, or funny. If he could even write a stinging intelligent comeback I would give him some credit, but he can't. I have a problem with rude, stupid people who try to outdo rude intelligent people. THey "ain't gonna win" So MC, here's hoping you get struck by lightning,  and DaBurg, I missed you, welcome back. : 
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#193418 - 09/20/06 04:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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It's nice to return from a hiatus
Does this mean you are retiring the porn actor for hire persona?.
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Finding things Monkey says/does these days that I actually dont hate with a gag reflex type reaction
Your displeasure is the xpt bible for which I follow, keeping me on the right path to perverted holiness.
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--Possibly Gen Padova, taking out her frustrations on a seemingly easy target, the helpless, alienated, disenfranchised XPT Crippled population...
snap, daburg just called gen pissdova a coward.
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I voted for Da Burg...the babbling bullshit he types makes me want to throw myself in front of the Metro Rail
I know, its not just that its long its not interesting at all, not even a paragraph here and there in between his novels. Its actually quite a skill to write as much as he does without being interesting on any level, not even accidently.
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You are also full of shit anyway, you read 2, maybe 3 sentences of what I write then give up cuz it's either over your head or (whiny voice) "Toooooo long"
Or it fails to grab anyones interest , even slightly, enough to warrant committing another 20 seconds to read on.
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I voted for Metal Church because he generally posts insults a third grader would use, says nothing informative, useful, or funny. If he could even write a stinging intelligent comeback I would give him some credit, but he can't. I have a problem with rude, stupid people who try to outdo rude intelligent people. THey "ain't gonna win" So MC, here's hoping you get struck by lightning, and DaBurg, I missed you, welcome back. :
Isn't this the person who was hell bent on ruining christian's career?.
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#193419 - 09/20/06 04:17 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
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"this person" meaning Metal Church? DaBurg? Me?
I certainly didn't try to ruin Christian's career, lol. I like the guy.
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#193421 - 09/20/06 04:30 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
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OH that! No it was cool. I wasn't mad. I figured since he was in Vegas, and I was in Florida during the AVN's I'd let him do what he wanted out there and I'd catch him next time. Besides I knew you really wanted him to fuck you up the ass , I'm sorry he turned you down, but truthfully Monkey? He's just not that into you. It's really not your fault, Christian is into girls these days, and you are way too hairy for his taste.
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#193422 - 09/20/06 07:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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cash rules everything around me, same as smart people. burg went off the deep end, but as long as he's smart and rich, he's still someone most on xpt can learn from. in some random way.
Soopergrizz: I owe you a small debt of gratitude from about a month and a half ago when you reminded me of my inherent ability not to give a shit about anything or anyone except myself. And yet still not cross the sociopathic threshold....
Jamesn: The fact we went to Harvard, in this day and age of social/moral erosion and regression, is almost as epic as Kipling's WhiteMan's Burden....Yes, yes I could teach a lot of people a LOT of things, definitely random things, but certainly useful from the standpoint of squeezing empty pleasure from the few miserable days we all have on this spinning ball of Mud.
Hey, I might get my own common room named after me, it says here something about they are adding on into the Old Quincy House Courtyard blah blah blah, and "would I like to contribute....blah blah blah" If I spring for it, What are you doing 10 o'clock Next summer?
What do they have named after your family that I might have passed out in, pissed on or otherwise disrespected on campus?
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#193423 - 09/20/06 09:39 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
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cash rules everything around me, same as smart people. burg went off the deep end, but as long as he's smart and rich, he's still someone most on xpt can learn from. in some random way.
Soopergrizz: I owe you a small debt of gratitude from about a month and a half ago when you reminded me of my inherent ability not to give a shit about anything or anyone except myself. And yet still not cross the sociopathic threshold....
Jamesn: The fact we went to Harvard, in this day and age of social/moral erosion and regression, is almost as epic as Kipling's WhiteMan's Burden....Yes, yes I could teach a lot of people a LOT of things, definitely random things, but certainly useful from the standpoint of squeezing empty pleasure from the few miserable days we all have on this spinning ball of Mud.
Hey, I might get my own common room named after me, it says here something about they are adding on into the Old Quincy House Courtyard blah blah blah, and "would I like to contribute....blah blah blah" If I spring for it, What are you doing 10 o'clock Next summer?
What do they have named after your family that I might have passed out in, pissed on or otherwise disrespected on campus?
Thank fuckin' God. I was worried you might go a whole thread without making reference to your well spent ivy league education. Every time I read one of your posts, I can almost hear Springsteen's "Glory Days" playing in the background.
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#193425 - 09/21/06 08:23 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 322
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Soopergrizz: I owe you a small debt of gratitude from about
This is as far as I got.
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