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Monkey, imagine your baby on play dates with Sammura's babies.




How id love that but im afraid by the time the baby is out sammura's kids will be in the midst of making history being the only 5 year olds ever to be tried as adults for the rape and murder of a overweight porn radio personality in the boston area in a home robbery gone wrong.

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I pegged Fayner for one to flush the condoms or did you inseminate yourself from the used ones he threw in the garbage can, nba gold digger style?




We tried the pull and pray, he promised me that he would withdraw in time. I spoke to him last night and told him the news, he wasn't very supportive.

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This isn't the way to keep him forever bonded to you




I know, I know, but I still can't bring myself to terminate the child of the only man ive ever loved, even if it is the right thing to do.

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Do they make Van Halen tees pre-Hagar for infants?




That is the one bright spot of having a junkies baby is that his shirts will fit the baby.




Ive decided to keep the baby, if the shit hits the fan and fayner doesn't live up to his responsibilities as a father then you can count of a monkey paypal charity drive here at xpt ala asia , lara roxx and the chet family style
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