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I will be there, kimosabe. Dressed accordinbgly.


When you get kicked for rubbing your sweatpants against Ashley, I'll set up a collection on MySpace for your bail.




If Ashley was going to be there, I'd be at the head of the line to stain her clothes. (I just hope she doesn't recognize my starry-eyed affection from a distance and duck.)
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Ashley Blue is like Debi Diamond. Not much too look at, but one helluva fuck.