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#193071 - 09/16/06 12:04 AM
One Year Into XPT: Lessons
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Ten things I've learned since joining XPT one year ago.
 1. Nine out of ten whores say they are in porn for the "great sex" and "close friendships," when in reality they are motivated in the following order of importance:
--80% money/Donna Karan sunglasses/Gucci handbags 
--10% support/augment drug dependency 
--10% support suitcase pimp's drug dependency  
 2. When a whore says they "don't do drugs any more," it means they still smoke unbelievable amounts of pot, and  like fishes.
 3. Not all attention whores are porn girls, but all porn girls are attention whores.
 4. Porn needs to regain some of its danger. The various means of accessing porn, along with the misguided wishes of the business to legitimise itself, are removing the danger of watching (and buying) porn, and killing its profitability at the same time.
 5. While the leaders of ADT like to think they are current and topical, only XPT users were able to get through to Lord Master Damien personally and get live quotes for his various sex acts.
 6. XPT is the internet leader in the use of the following words: herpes, gag, degenerate, dead inside, douchebag, and douchebag (see what I mean?)
 7. Never, ever pick a stick fight with have2cit. No matter how right you are, you won't win. In a prior life h2c was in the IRA.
 8. It's better for a whore to be honest about her shortcomings than have someone called the Smelly Monkey find it out--the beatdown will be twice as bad. Smelly Monkey is the hydrogen peroxide to the bloody wound of porn: effervescent, stinging, and cleansing.
 9. Porn people say they don't check XPT out, yet everyone seems to know what is going on here. XPT is the guilty pleasure of porn. You folks love to read XPT and vicariously vent your frustration and anger. You love us. You are welcome.
 10. Whores lie.
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#193075 - 09/16/06 08:59 AM
Re: One Year Into XPT: Lessons
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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7. Never, ever pick a stick fight with have2cit. No matter how right you are, you won't win. In a prior life h2c was in the IRA.
As most of those with last names that begin Mc, I owe a part of my heritage to the Irish people. My great great grandfather was IRA and a nasty piece of work at that. Most of his children ran away for good before they reached their teens.
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#193079 - 09/16/06 09:28 PM
Re: One Year Into XPT: Lessons
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Ten things I've learned since joining XPT one year ago.
1. Nine out of ten whores say they are in porn for the "great sex" and "close friendships," when in reality they are motivated in the following order of importance:
--80% money/Donna Karan sunglasses/Gucci handbags
--10% support/augment drug dependency
--10% support suitcase pimp's drug dependency
2. When a whore says they "don't do drugs any more," it means they still smoke unbelievable amounts of pot, and like fishes.
3. Not all attention whores are porn girls, but all porn girls are attention whores.
4. Porn needs to regain some of its danger. The various means of accessing porn, along with the misguided wishes of the business to legitimise itself, are removing the danger of watching (and buying) porn, and killing its profitability at the same time.
5. While the leaders of ADT like to think they are current and topical, only XPT users were able to get through to Lord Master Damien personally and get live quotes for his various sex acts.
6. XPT is the internet leader in the use of the following words: herpes, gag, douchebag, and douchebag (see what I mean?)
7. Never, ever pick a stick fight with have2cit. No matter how right you are, you won't win. In a prior life h2c was in the IRA.
8. It's better for a whore to be honest about her shortcomings than have someone called the Smelly Monkey find it out--the beatdown will be twice as bad. Smelly Monkey is the hydrogen peroxide to the bloody wound of porn: effervescent, stinging, and cleansing.
9. Porn people say they don't check XPT out, yet everyone seems to know what is going on here. XPT is the guilty pleasure of porn. You folks love to read XPT and vicariously vent your frustration and anger. You love us. You are welcome.
10. Whores lie.
6/10 are accurate, Id be a lot better person if i never met fayner, i strongly believe this, he ruined me and my trust in people.
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#193083 - 03/17/07 11:34 PM
Re: One Year Into XPT: Lessons
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3083
Loc: cleanup
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Bump. The genesis of the Fundemental Laws of Porn.
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#193084 - 03/18/07 05:33 AM
Re: One Year Into XPT: Lessons
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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Actually I believe this is the first time the FLoP were mentioned. here This thread may have inspired much of the list, still.
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#193085 - 09/11/07 09:59 PM
Two Years Into XPT: Lessons
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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close enough to the right date...
Wow! Now it's been two years since I joined up.
 1. At its core, porn is all-consuming. Look at the whores like Taylor Rain who seem to think their life revolves around the false adulation of being famous because she shit in a makeup chair (I'm still offering cash for a video of that incident). Or maybe the criminals like Jay Grdina who swindle their way through suitcase-pimphood, or even the degenerates like me who've taken time out of their lives to actually think rationally about what is going on here...only to resort to self-loathing and pushups.
 2. No porno male is stable. Some might be closer to stability than others, but none are to be counted among the "normal."
 3. Kurt Lockwood is the test case for #2
 4. Even when porn seems to get boring, a new scandal or twist will always come along to liven up the world of those who follow it. Hence the concomitant existence of Gene Ross, Luke Ford, Mike South, Gram Ponante, AVN, XBiz, EyeOnAdult, that fat skank Tara, who else did I forget to mention. Look soon for the debut of "Willie's Porn Blog," boy will there be a lot of new material there ::slaps knee::.
 5. XPT is one of the few repositories of porn knowledge which most often encapsulates the truth about the business. Let's face it, many of the porn bloggers have some type of agenda, which is often subsidized by personal allegiances or advertising alliances. Well, here, I doubt that ever happens. I doubt Jeffy has ever experienced a net profit off XPT, yet it still stays alive. It still exposes the hypocrisy of porn, but also highlights its strokable aspects.
It's just that those experiences are often hidden in the Sea of Bad Pornography. We at XPT navigate the way to safety. Ahoy!
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#193087 - 09/12/07 02:15 AM
Re: Two Years Into XPT: Lessons
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Let's face it, many of the porn bloggers have some type of agenda, which is often subsidized by personal allegiances or advertising alliances.
someone tried to call me out about that on my website.
my response? 'no shit'
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#193088 - 09/13/07 08:51 AM
Re: Two Years Into XPT: Lessons
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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someone tried to call me out about that on my website.
my response? 'no shit'
Being a publicist is a bit different than being a leach, Alex.
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