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#192837 - 09/14/06 03:37 PM they should make a reality show
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not some silly jenna thing pretending to discover chicks already in porn.

ingredients are simple and it'll be more compelling than extroverts eating insects for more attention in the wilderness.

the cast's brandon irons, skeeter, steve holmes and maybe stagliano and everhard to appease adt and creep out the rest of the nation.

their challenge: run a foster home for troubled or orphaned 13-17 girls for 3 months.

it'll be like "jaws"--you know something utterly horrible is going to happen, but who caves into their feral nature like a well-trained dog starved for a week until a steak is placed on the table where they KNOW they can't eat.

you test the dudes and figure out which diseases are unique and communicable for each of them. then you test the chicks daily and see who's the first to catch something or miss their period(paternity-test 2-hour special) and the results won't lie.

oh, i'm not that twisted, stagliano's going to die of aids so he's not allowed to do anything other than take azt and jerk off to erik making a girl cry. give the man a tranny and it'll distract him anyhow and hey---more dead trannies and tranny-addicts at the end of the day.
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#192838 - 09/14/06 03:44 PM Re: they should make a reality show
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How do you reconcile such a lucid albeit non self incriminating posting with others whast do the likes of congratulating "jeff" and his gang for winning AVN awards? I didn't discern any tongue in the cheek in the latter but I don't discern nothing in nothing noways anyhow.
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#192839 - 09/14/06 04:14 PM Re: they should make a reality show
jamesn Offline
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jeff thinks of fucked-up stuff to get people to do to each other and actually pays them to do it.

if i paid people to do fucked-up shit to entertain me, people would invariably get worked up about human-rights violations and i'd end up in some courtroom in a bland part of europe around the very people i sought to avoid from grad-school.

more importantly, i've never seen jeff's asscheeks spread for a photographer. i've seen brandon do this. that's really the divide between man and beast-being asked to pull a little further apart standing next to a swimming pool by a strange man.
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#192840 - 09/14/06 04:20 PM Re: they should make a reality show
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jeff thinks of fucked-up stuff to get people to do to each other and actually pays them to do it.

if i paid people to do fucked-up shit to entertain me, people would invariably get worked up about human-rights violations and i'd end up in some courtroom in a bland part of europe around the very people i sought to avoid from grad-school.

more importantly, i've never seen jeff's asscheeks spread for a photographer. i've seen brandon do this. that's really the divide between man and beast-being asked to pull a little further apart standing next to a swimming pool by a strange man.




If that's the divide then the divides needs not be respected by any sensibility. It's absolutewly cretinous. And no there's no good reason for you to care.
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#192841 - 09/14/06 05:01 PM Re: they should make a reality show
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not some silly jenna thing pretending to discover chicks already in porn.






the best episode (well out of the 3 i've seen) is where they have some porn chick contestant demonstrate how wanton she is by making out with a random girl in the audience.

all well and good, but when said audience member is established porn star amy ried, you know the fix is in.
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#192842 - 09/14/06 08:20 PM Re: they should make a reality show
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how can you be established monstar, if you are already out of the business? lol
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#192843 - 09/15/06 07:01 AM Re: they should make a reality show
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DIRECT A VIDEO FIRST BEFORE YOU TALK SHIT JAMESN. FUCK YOU. YOU ARE A CRITIC . FUCKING REPUBLICAN .

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#192844 - 09/22/06 09:05 AM Re: they should make a reality show
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the cast's brandon irons, skeeter, steve holmes and maybe stagliano and everhard to appease adt and creep out the rest of the nation.

their challenge: run a foster home for troubled or orphaned 13-17 girls for 3 months.

it'll be like "jaws"--you know something utterly horrible is going to happen, but who caves into their feral nature like a well-trained dog starved for a week until a steak is placed on the table where they KNOW they can't eat.







I would so watch this. Jamesn I really think you should pitch this idea to the folks at VH1.
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#192845 - 09/22/06 02:46 PM Re: they should make a reality show
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
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Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
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I think Holmes would break first but it will be close w/Skeeter there.

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#192846 - 06/14/07 07:29 PM Re: they should make a reality show
jamesn Offline
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amazing thread. pure genius.
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#192847 - 06/14/07 07:42 PM Re: they should make a reality show
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metalchurch was last year's SisterFister.

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#192848 - 06/14/07 11:53 PM Re: they should make a reality show
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jesus christ on 3 bicycles jamesn

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#192849 - 06/15/07 01:25 PM Re: they should make a reality show
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One of your finest concepts, Jamesn. I'm still surprised Rob Black never filmed it.
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#192850 - 06/15/07 03:08 PM Re: they should make a reality show
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maybe holmes finished fucking some of those guys in the ass or reciving a blowjob by them

remember he do some gay prostitution in his early years

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#192851 - 06/15/07 04:49 PM Re: they should make a reality show
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if i paid people to do fucked-up shit to entertain me, people would invariably get worked up about human-rights violations and i'd end up in some courtroom in a bland part of europe around the very people i sought to avoid from grad-school.




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