He has new pics of attractive females.



Of course he stood too far away and took pictures of them instead of buying them a meal.

good for luke

Penthouse really need to get some Quality Control in the Pet department. Some of these girls are just blah, some are more bleeuch!



And what the fuck is with the great idea of getting a girl who was a Playboy Playmate SEVEN years ago to be a Pet? Is it really that difficult to find new talent?

Oh well!

Good for you Luke! Hard to believe that the Gooch couldn't make a run with Penthouse.



A lazy eye is the new black


"So, I was at my specialist's office to get treatment for my Bell's Palsy, and he had an old copy of Penthouse, and I like, went 'OHMYGAWD', and now I'm IN Penthouse. Isn't that ironic?"

I'm looking forward to NEXT year's finalists which will undoubtedly include conjoined twins, a double amputee and a Black Bear from a zoo in Maine

My bets are on Charlie Laine for Pet of the Year. I'm supposed to go to their party tonight, but I'm shooting today and rarely go out after a day in the studio because I'm so exhausted. Plus I quit drinking again so I'm probably going to get really bored really fast. If I go, I'll make sure to take pics for y'all.