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#192562 - 09/12/06 03:30 PM Can I stay with one of you in LA?
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3018
I can draw and have a nice singing voice. I want to leave the menial employment in Ohio and realize my full potential in the JMW Turner light of Los Angeles. I know I can do it. I'll do a reverse bukkake if necessary. I know there is another life out there. I know I can shine. I just need the right environment. Please help me. I'm very ta;lented. I'm very special. This isn't the right evironment for me. I'm a loser here. I'll be a winner there.
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#192563 - 09/12/06 03:50 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
Yeah you can come stay with me...just refer to me as Mr. BTK. What a cockbag.



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#192564 - 09/12/06 04:03 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3018
I don't understand, are you the cockbag or am I? This is not a joke. Your wording is confusing.
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#192565 - 09/12/06 04:05 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
TonyMalice Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 03/12/03
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PornFakerForHire has a guest house at his Beverly Hills mansion. Despite his success as the male Jenna, he's still a down to earth, generous guy.
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#192566 - 09/12/06 04:33 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
I have a cum-soaked casting couch in New York.

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#192567 - 09/12/06 04:39 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3018
Quote:

I have a cum-soaked casting couch in New York.




I'd stay with you after it dried, but I don't care for you. Thanks rthougfh.


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#192568 - 09/12/06 06:11 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Quote:

PornFakerForHire has a guest house at his Beverly Hills mansion. Despite his success as the male Jenna, he's still a down to earth, generous guy.





Id offer him a place but Im currently housing sammura and her kids in my big house in the hills that i was lonely at prior to sammura making me see the light, having kids around has also helped me kick back on my drug use, not because its not good to do around kids but because i can see the harmful effects first hand in them.
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#192569 - 09/13/06 02:24 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
ghijkl Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 09/13/06
Posts: 1
Quote:

Despite his success as the male Jenna




That's what you say about every guy who turns down the idea of a doing one of your homo bukkakes in your ghetto warehouse.

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#192570 - 09/13/06 02:26 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Quote:

Despite his success as the male Jenna




That's what you say about every guy who turns down the idea of a doing one of your homo bukkakes in your ghetto warehouse.




please get back on your meds


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#192571 - 09/15/06 01:05 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
newbie Offline
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Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 7
Quote:

PornFakerForHire



That would be Gia Jordan, the non-porn-actress who pretends she's a porn actress LOL.
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#192572 - 09/15/06 01:18 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
newbie (aka pornactorforhire) is psychotic, don't talk to him or acknowledge him in any way, unless you want this crawling thru a bedroom window at night to murder your children.


Thank you for your support.

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#192573 - 09/15/06 01:26 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
newbie Offline
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Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 7
Even with an army of internet-warriors like 2cit babbling to defend her rep, Gia Jordan still ain't nothing but a porn-faker-who-can't-get-hired.

Extremely pathetic, when you consider all the toads here working overtime to pretend she's a somebody.
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#192574 - 09/15/06 03:49 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

Even with an army of internet-warriors like 2cit babbling to defend her rep, Gia Jordan still ain't nothing but a porn-faker-who-can't-get-hired.





Gia Jordan @ Adult DVD Empire (339 titles currently...no doubt there are a few more scenes in the can that have yet to surface)

Porn Actor For Hire @ Adult DVD Empire (Say no more)

Gia has items of clothing that have more screen time than you ever will have. Sad but true.

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#192575 - 09/15/06 05:29 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:








I think it's time to fire up photoshop. I really do. Anyone have more source pics, or must I constrain my venom to just this one?

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#192576 - 09/15/06 06:10 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
xyz Offline
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Registered: 09/15/06
Posts: 17
Quote:

I think it's time to fire up photoshop. I really do.




So get to work, genius.

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#192577 - 09/15/06 06:12 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
xyz (aka pornactorforhire) is psychotic, don't talk to him or acknowledge him in any way, unless you want this crawling thru a bedroom window at night to murder your children.


Thank you for your support.

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#192578 - 09/15/06 06:25 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
xyz Offline
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Registered: 09/15/06
Posts: 17
Every time you see one of 2cits tantrums, you know he's responding to a valid post that upsets him.

Quote:


Gia Jordan @ Adult DVD Empire (339 titles currently...)




She has only 148 titles there.

Quote:

cockless ... Porn Actor For Hire




Everyone knows my dick is giant. The truth about Gia Jordan makes you rant. Saying I'm 'cockless'? You're just plain retarded. Cry it out....

If I'd ever been in your competition for who can have the most titles on adult.dvdempire, I would have accepted the offers to do gangbangs (but that's Lance's job not mine), or to get my face cummed on (but that's christianxxx's job, not mine), or to be strap-on fucked in the ass by skanks (but that was Gia Jordan's career, not mine), or to do bukkake in a ghetto warehouse.

In fact, it was my getting better offers from the start, without ever doing those things, that set off Gia Jordan's tantrum in the first place. Have you really overlooked that the somebody's, like Jenna P, have no time to throw internet-tantrums about whether I'm willing to do bukkake?

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Gia has items of clothing that have more screen time than you ever will have. Sad but true.




I'll try the clothing-line thing myself once I'm getting as few bookings as Gia Jordan is.

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#192579 - 09/15/06 06:35 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:

Quote:

I think it's time to fire up photoshop. I really do.




So get to work, genius.




I'd love to! However, shouldn't a porn "superstar" such as yourself have pictures floating around? So far, your porn "career" seems to consist of making Ryan Knox look comparatively dignified.

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#192580 - 09/15/06 06:43 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
xyz Offline
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Registered: 09/15/06
Posts: 17
Quote:

have pictures floating around




I have them, not under the 'pornactorforhire' name. But you see, my job isn't posting pics on XPT and internet-fighting. That's Gia Jordan's and your job. My job is just having sex with models. Now get to work on your photoshop project.

Quote:

shouldn't a porn "superstar"




Who are you quoting? Not me. You put words in the mouth of every guy who rejects bukkake in ghetto warehouses.

Look, the one making comparisons to Jenna Jameson, and reading Jenna-Jameson books, has always been Gia Jordan not me. The superstardom issue (or lack thereof) has always been Gia Jordan's issue, never mine.

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#192581 - 09/15/06 06:48 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Quote:

have pictures floating around




I have them, not under the 'pornactorforhire' name. But you see, my job isn't posting pics on websites and internet-fighting. That's Gia Jordan and your job; my job is just having sex with models. Now get to work on your photoshop project.

Quote:

shouldn't a porn "superstar"




Who are you quoting? Not me. You put words in the mouth of every guy who rejects bukkake in ghetto warehouses.

Look, the one making comparisons to Jenna Jameson, and reading Jenna-Jameson books, has always been Gia Jordan not me. The superstardom issue (or lack thereof) has always been Gia Jordan's issue, never mine.





xyz (aka pornactorforhire) is psychotic, don't talk to him or acknowledge him in any way, unless you want this crawling thru a bedroom window at night to murder your children.


Thank you for your support.

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#192582 - 09/15/06 06:49 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:

Quote:

shouldn't a porn "superstar"




Who are you quoting? Not me. You put words in the mouth of every guy who rejects bukkake in ghetto warehouses.

Look, the one making comparisons to Jenna Jameson, and reading Jenna-Jameson books, has always been Gia Jordan not me. The superstardom issue (or lack thereof) has always been Gia Jordan's issue, never mine.




If you were literate, you'd know that quotation marks used in that manner connotate sarcasm. Thanks for not disputing the fact that you make even Ryan Knox look like he has dignity.

Now what porn credits do you claim to have, again? Under what name?

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#192583 - 09/15/06 06:51 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
xyz Offline
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Registered: 09/15/06
Posts: 17
Every time you see one of 2cits tantrums, you know he's responding to a valid post that upsets him.

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#192584 - 09/15/06 06:54 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:

Every time you see one of 2cits tantrums, you know he's responding to a valid post that upsets him.





Where are your porn credits?

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#192585 - 09/15/06 06:55 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Yeah, where are your porn credits?

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#192586 - 09/15/06 06:59 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
xyz Offline
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Registered: 09/15/06
Posts: 17
Quote:

If you were literate, you'd know that quotation marks used in that manner connotate sarcasm.




But what you said wasn't sarcastic. ? It was a simple misquote that you appealed to since reality doesn't satisfy your fantasies here.

You highlight the real issue: If a guy turns down the ghetto work that Gia Jordan and JM have made careers out of, you throw a tantrum, including putting words in his mouth. Cry it out.

Quote:

Thanks for not disputing the fact that you make even Ryan Knox look like he has dignity.




Forgive me for failing to have a hardon for Ryan Knox like you do.

But hey, typing Ryan Knox's name monotonously is your job, not mine.

Quote:

Now what porn credits do you claim to have, again?




More in the past three months than Gia Jordan.

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#192587 - 09/15/06 07:03 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Quote:

Quote:

Now what porn credits do you claim to have, again?




More in the past three months than Gia Jordan.




Care to tell us maybe one or two?
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#192588 - 09/15/06 07:05 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:


Quote:

Now what porn credits do you claim to have, again?




More in the past three months than Gia Jordan.




Prove it. You know you're lying, so you attempt to side-track by whining about your porn superior (Gia) and the work you claim to have declined.

Post your credits.

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#192589 - 09/15/06 07:14 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
xyz Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 09/15/06
Posts: 17
Quote:

Care to tell us maybe one or two?




this is my dick a porn actress's pussy, recently:



She's more famous than Gia Jordan; she emailed me afterwards saying she hopes we work together again; and the producer's happy to be a reference for me too.

Sorry. It's just a pic of my penis in a porn actress's pussy, that's my job, not titling the results. Titles are something that fanboys like you worry about, and that producers add to boxes for the sake of convenience, but I work with vaginas not words.

Quote:

you attempt to side-track




uh no the attempts to sidetrack was out-of-work non-porn-actress Gia Jordan pretending she has any need for a no-list, and Malice and Phlog pretending I'm a diva simply because I turn down work in ghetto warehouses like JM's, or work getting strap-on fucked in the ass like Gia Jordan, or work having my face cummed on like christianxxx.

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#192590 - 09/15/06 07:18 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Quote:

Quote:

Care to tell us maybe one or two?




this is my dick a porn actresses pussy, recently:



She's more famous than Gia Jordan; she emailed me afterwards saying she hopes we work together again; and the producer's happy to be a reference for me too.

Sorry, just a pic of my penis in a porn actress's vagina, that's my job, not titling the results.




[sniffs the air around him]yup, I thought so, I smell BULLSHIT!
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#192591 - 09/15/06 07:20 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
where are your credits?

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#192592 - 09/15/06 07:20 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
xyz Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 09/15/06
Posts: 17
Quote:

BULLSHIT!




I smell someone afraid to bet real money on it.

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#192593 - 09/15/06 07:21 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
ahem, where are your credits?

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#192594 - 09/15/06 07:26 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
we're waiting.

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#192595 - 09/15/06 07:31 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
any at all, go right ahead.

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#192596 - 09/15/06 07:37 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
xyz Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 09/15/06
Posts: 17
Quote:

we're waiting.




You've been waiting for months as I chalk up credits, and you'll keep waiting until you get the integrity to bet real money on this. Until then, no one cares how much you beg me for info.

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#192597 - 09/15/06 07:41 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Any at all DVD's your on, websites your work can be found on, or screen names you have used. Until you post any of those, you are a liar, no ifs ands or buts.

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#192598 - 09/15/06 07:44 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
xyz Offline
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Registered: 09/15/06
Posts: 17
Quote:

Any at all DVD's your on, websites your work can be found on, or screen names you have used. Until you post any of those, you are a liar, no ifs ands or buts.




Only in your own little mind 2cit. Problem is, people who actually matter already have that info; but no one cares what you think, since you're a nobody.

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#192599 - 09/15/06 07:46 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
you are a liar.

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#192600 - 09/15/06 07:51 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
xyz Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 09/15/06
Posts: 17
Quote:

liar




Why are you so afraid to bet real money? Judging by the quality of your posts here, you're some alcoholic on the verge of suicide. No money left for betting on things you care about as much as this?

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#192601 - 09/15/06 07:52 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
why are you so afraid to post your credits?

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#192602 - 09/15/06 08:00 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
xyz Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 09/15/06
Posts: 17
Quote:

why are you so afraid to post your credits?




Like I said when I first arrived on XPT, I've never been in this for attention or affirmation -- that's Gia Jordan's job (well, not anymore LOL) not mine -- I do it for money, and when it comes to money, you're a nobody, so you'll have to settle for the free pics Gia Jordan takes of herself and posts here for attention.

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#192603 - 09/15/06 08:03 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Liar. Why are you so afraid to post your credits?

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#192604 - 09/15/06 08:12 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
xyz Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 09/15/06
Posts: 17
Quote:

Liar. Why are you so afraid to post your credits?




Because it should scare anyone to see how attention-whores turn out: They turn out like porn-faker-for-hire Gia Jordan making a fool of herself pretending she has any need for a no-list.

The day I pander to suicidal alcoholics like yourself on the internet for affirmation, is the day you can call me Gia Jordan.

And because it's funny to see you so hard for me, so why end it before you have a chance to make an even bigger fool of yourself in front of everyone.

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#192605 - 09/15/06 08:16 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Liar.

That's 3500 for me and I'm outta here for now. pafh, don't let the voices in your head get you down.

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#192606 - 09/15/06 08:17 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
xyz Offline
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Registered: 09/15/06
Posts: 17
Quote:

I'm outta here for now.




But you're a nobody. Come back when you have real money to play with.

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#192607 - 09/15/06 08:18 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
dude, honestly, knowbody's buying your line of BS, and quite frankly this topic is starting to bore me so I will proceed to go and go to bed so I can get up and go to WORK in the morning(something I seriously doubt you do, porn or otherwise). Good night douche
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#192608 - 09/15/06 08:21 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
xyz Offline
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Registered: 09/15/06
Posts: 17
Quote:

knowbody's buying




Keep pretending you're somebody. Have fun spanking to the free pics Gia Jordan takes of herself and posts for attention.

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#192609 - 09/15/06 08:22 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Shenanigans.


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#192610 - 09/15/06 08:27 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Quote:

Quote:

knowbody's buying




Keep pretending you're somebody. Have fun spanking to the pics Gia Jordan takes of herself and posts for attention.




Oops I made a spelling error, big deal. At least I KNOW I am a nobody living in middle-of-nowhere USA working a crap job to make a living, and I have no problem ADMITTING it. Did I ever say I was some one important? If I gave you that impression, I am terrible sorry. Please accept this sincere apology from the bottom of my heart.
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#192611 - 09/15/06 08:41 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:


Only in your own little mind 2cit. Problem is, people who actually matter already have that info; but no one cares what you think, since you're a nobody.





Excellent! Invite one of these people to vouch for you, in lieu of that cock-in-pussy pic you found from a Google Image Search.

*Silence...tumbleweed blows by*

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