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#192562 - 09/12/06 03:30 PM Can I stay with one of you in LA?
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3041
I can draw and have a nice singing voice. I want to leave the menial employment in Ohio and realize my full potential in the JMW Turner light of Los Angeles. I know I can do it. I'll do a reverse bukkake if necessary. I know there is another life out there. I know I can shine. I just need the right environment. Please help me. I'm very ta;lented. I'm very special. This isn't the right evironment for me. I'm a loser here. I'll be a winner there.
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#192563 - 09/12/06 03:50 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
Yeah you can come stay with me...just refer to me as Mr. BTK. What a cockbag.



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#192564 - 09/12/06 04:03 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3041
I don't understand, are you the cockbag or am I? This is not a joke. Your wording is confusing.
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#192565 - 09/12/06 04:05 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
TonyMalice Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
PornFakerForHire has a guest house at his Beverly Hills mansion. Despite his success as the male Jenna, he's still a down to earth, generous guy.
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#192566 - 09/12/06 04:33 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
I have a cum-soaked casting couch in New York.

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#192567 - 09/12/06 04:39 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3041
Quote:

I have a cum-soaked casting couch in New York.




I'd stay with you after it dried, but I don't care for you. Thanks rthougfh.


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#192568 - 09/12/06 06:11 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Quote:

PornFakerForHire has a guest house at his Beverly Hills mansion. Despite his success as the male Jenna, he's still a down to earth, generous guy.





Id offer him a place but Im currently housing sammura and her kids in my big house in the hills that i was lonely at prior to sammura making me see the light, having kids around has also helped me kick back on my drug use, not because its not good to do around kids but because i can see the harmful effects first hand in them.
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#192569 - 09/13/06 02:24 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
ghijkl Offline
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Registered: 09/13/06
Posts: 1
Quote:

Despite his success as the male Jenna




That's what you say about every guy who turns down the idea of a doing one of your homo bukkakes in your ghetto warehouse.

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#192570 - 09/13/06 02:26 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Quote:

Despite his success as the male Jenna




That's what you say about every guy who turns down the idea of a doing one of your homo bukkakes in your ghetto warehouse.




please get back on your meds


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#192571 - 09/15/06 01:05 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
newbie Offline
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Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 7
Quote:

PornFakerForHire



That would be Gia Jordan, the non-porn-actress who pretends she's a porn actress LOL.
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#192572 - 09/15/06 01:18 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
newbie (aka pornactorforhire) is psychotic, don't talk to him or acknowledge him in any way, unless you want this crawling thru a bedroom window at night to murder your children.


Thank you for your support.

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#192573 - 09/15/06 01:26 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
newbie Offline
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Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 7
Even with an army of internet-warriors like 2cit babbling to defend her rep, Gia Jordan still ain't nothing but a porn-faker-who-can't-get-hired.

Extremely pathetic, when you consider all the toads here working overtime to pretend she's a somebody.
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#192574 - 09/15/06 03:49 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

Even with an army of internet-warriors like 2cit babbling to defend her rep, Gia Jordan still ain't nothing but a porn-faker-who-can't-get-hired.





Gia Jordan @ Adult DVD Empire (339 titles currently...no doubt there are a few more scenes in the can that have yet to surface)

Porn Actor For Hire @ Adult DVD Empire (Say no more)

Gia has items of clothing that have more screen time than you ever will have. Sad but true.

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#192575 - 09/15/06 05:29 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:








I think it's time to fire up photoshop. I really do. Anyone have more source pics, or must I constrain my venom to just this one?

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#192576 - 09/15/06 06:10 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
xyz Offline
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Registered: 09/15/06
Posts: 17
Quote:

I think it's time to fire up photoshop. I really do.




So get to work, genius.

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#192577 - 09/15/06 06:12 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
xyz (aka pornactorforhire) is psychotic, don't talk to him or acknowledge him in any way, unless you want this crawling thru a bedroom window at night to murder your children.


Thank you for your support.

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#192578 - 09/15/06 06:25 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
xyz Offline
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Registered: 09/15/06
Posts: 17
Every time you see one of 2cits tantrums, you know he's responding to a valid post that upsets him.

Quote:


Gia Jordan @ Adult DVD Empire (339 titles currently...)




She has only 148 titles there.

Quote:

cockless ... Porn Actor For Hire




Everyone knows my dick is giant. The truth about Gia Jordan makes you rant. Saying I'm 'cockless'? You're just plain retarded. Cry it out....

If I'd ever been in your competition for who can have the most titles on adult.dvdempire, I would have accepted the offers to do gangbangs (but that's Lance's job not mine), or to get my face cummed on (but that's christianxxx's job, not mine), or to be strap-on fucked in the ass by skanks (but that was Gia Jordan's career, not mine), or to do bukkake in a ghetto warehouse.

In fact, it was my getting better offers from the start, without ever doing those things, that set off Gia Jordan's tantrum in the first place. Have you really overlooked that the somebody's, like Jenna P, have no time to throw internet-tantrums about whether I'm willing to do bukkake?

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Gia has items of clothing that have more screen time than you ever will have. Sad but true.




I'll try the clothing-line thing myself once I'm getting as few bookings as Gia Jordan is.

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#192579 - 09/15/06 06:35 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:

Quote:

I think it's time to fire up photoshop. I really do.




So get to work, genius.




I'd love to! However, shouldn't a porn "superstar" such as yourself have pictures floating around? So far, your porn "career" seems to consist of making Ryan Knox look comparatively dignified.

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#192580 - 09/15/06 06:43 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
xyz Offline
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Registered: 09/15/06
Posts: 17
Quote:

have pictures floating around




I have them, not under the 'pornactorforhire' name. But you see, my job isn't posting pics on XPT and internet-fighting. That's Gia Jordan's and your job. My job is just having sex with models. Now get to work on your photoshop project.

Quote:

shouldn't a porn "superstar"




Who are you quoting? Not me. You put words in the mouth of every guy who rejects bukkake in ghetto warehouses.

Look, the one making comparisons to Jenna Jameson, and reading Jenna-Jameson books, has always been Gia Jordan not me. The superstardom issue (or lack thereof) has always been Gia Jordan's issue, never mine.

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#192581 - 09/15/06 06:48 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Quote:

have pictures floating around




I have them, not under the 'pornactorforhire' name. But you see, my job isn't posting pics on websites and internet-fighting. That's Gia Jordan and your job; my job is just having sex with models. Now get to work on your photoshop project.

Quote:

shouldn't a porn "superstar"




Who are you quoting? Not me. You put words in the mouth of every guy who rejects bukkake in ghetto warehouses.

Look, the one making comparisons to Jenna Jameson, and reading Jenna-Jameson books, has always been Gia Jordan not me. The superstardom issue (or lack thereof) has always been Gia Jordan's issue, never mine.





xyz (aka pornactorforhire) is psychotic, don't talk to him or acknowledge him in any way, unless you want this crawling thru a bedroom window at night to murder your children.


Thank you for your support.

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#192582 - 09/15/06 06:49 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:

Quote:

shouldn't a porn "superstar"




Who are you quoting? Not me. You put words in the mouth of every guy who rejects bukkake in ghetto warehouses.

Look, the one making comparisons to Jenna Jameson, and reading Jenna-Jameson books, has always been Gia Jordan not me. The superstardom issue (or lack thereof) has always been Gia Jordan's issue, never mine.




If you were literate, you'd know that quotation marks used in that manner connotate sarcasm. Thanks for not disputing the fact that you make even Ryan Knox look like he has dignity.

Now what porn credits do you claim to have, again? Under what name?

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#192583 - 09/15/06 06:51 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
xyz Offline
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Registered: 09/15/06
Posts: 17
Every time you see one of 2cits tantrums, you know he's responding to a valid post that upsets him.

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#192584 - 09/15/06 06:54 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:

Every time you see one of 2cits tantrums, you know he's responding to a valid post that upsets him.





Where are your porn credits?

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#192585 - 09/15/06 06:55 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Yeah, where are your porn credits?

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#192586 - 09/15/06 06:59 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
xyz Offline
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Registered: 09/15/06
Posts: 17
Quote:

If you were literate, you'd know that quotation marks used in that manner connotate sarcasm.




But what you said wasn't sarcastic. ? It was a simple misquote that you appealed to since reality doesn't satisfy your fantasies here.

You highlight the real issue: If a guy turns down the ghetto work that Gia Jordan and JM have made careers out of, you throw a tantrum, including putting words in his mouth. Cry it out.

Quote:

Thanks for not disputing the fact that you make even Ryan Knox look like he has dignity.




Forgive me for failing to have a hardon for Ryan Knox like you do.

But hey, typing Ryan Knox's name monotonously is your job, not mine.

Quote:

Now what porn credits do you claim to have, again?




More in the past three months than Gia Jordan.

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#192587 - 09/15/06 07:03 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Quote:

Quote:

Now what porn credits do you claim to have, again?




More in the past three months than Gia Jordan.




Care to tell us maybe one or two?
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#192588 - 09/15/06 07:05 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:


Quote:

Now what porn credits do you claim to have, again?




More in the past three months than Gia Jordan.




Prove it. You know you're lying, so you attempt to side-track by whining about your porn superior (Gia) and the work you claim to have declined.

Post your credits.

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#192589 - 09/15/06 07:14 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
xyz Offline
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Registered: 09/15/06
Posts: 17
Quote:

Care to tell us maybe one or two?




this is my dick a porn actress's pussy, recently:



She's more famous than Gia Jordan; she emailed me afterwards saying she hopes we work together again; and the producer's happy to be a reference for me too.

Sorry. It's just a pic of my penis in a porn actress's pussy, that's my job, not titling the results. Titles are something that fanboys like you worry about, and that producers add to boxes for the sake of convenience, but I work with vaginas not words.

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you attempt to side-track




uh no the attempts to sidetrack was out-of-work non-porn-actress Gia Jordan pretending she has any need for a no-list, and Malice and Phlog pretending I'm a diva simply because I turn down work in ghetto warehouses like JM's, or work getting strap-on fucked in the ass like Gia Jordan, or work having my face cummed on like christianxxx.

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#192590 - 09/15/06 07:18 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Quote:

Quote:

Care to tell us maybe one or two?




this is my dick a porn actresses pussy, recently:



She's more famous than Gia Jordan; she emailed me afterwards saying she hopes we work together again; and the producer's happy to be a reference for me too.

Sorry, just a pic of my penis in a porn actress's vagina, that's my job, not titling the results.




[sniffs the air around him]yup, I thought so, I smell BULLSHIT!
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#192591 - 09/15/06 07:20 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
where are your credits?

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#192592 - 09/15/06 07:20 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
xyz Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 09/15/06
Posts: 17
Quote:

BULLSHIT!




I smell someone afraid to bet real money on it.

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#192593 - 09/15/06 07:21 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
ahem, where are your credits?

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#192594 - 09/15/06 07:26 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
we're waiting.

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#192595 - 09/15/06 07:31 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
any at all, go right ahead.

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#192596 - 09/15/06 07:37 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
xyz Offline
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Registered: 09/15/06
Posts: 17
Quote:

we're waiting.




You've been waiting for months as I chalk up credits, and you'll keep waiting until you get the integrity to bet real money on this. Until then, no one cares how much you beg me for info.

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#192597 - 09/15/06 07:41 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Any at all DVD's your on, websites your work can be found on, or screen names you have used. Until you post any of those, you are a liar, no ifs ands or buts.

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#192598 - 09/15/06 07:44 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
xyz Offline
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Registered: 09/15/06
Posts: 17
Quote:

Any at all DVD's your on, websites your work can be found on, or screen names you have used. Until you post any of those, you are a liar, no ifs ands or buts.




Only in your own little mind 2cit. Problem is, people who actually matter already have that info; but no one cares what you think, since you're a nobody.

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#192599 - 09/15/06 07:46 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
you are a liar.

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#192600 - 09/15/06 07:51 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
xyz Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 09/15/06
Posts: 17
Quote:

liar




Why are you so afraid to bet real money? Judging by the quality of your posts here, you're some alcoholic on the verge of suicide. No money left for betting on things you care about as much as this?

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#192601 - 09/15/06 07:52 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
why are you so afraid to post your credits?

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#192602 - 09/15/06 08:00 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
xyz Offline
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Registered: 09/15/06
Posts: 17
Quote:

why are you so afraid to post your credits?




Like I said when I first arrived on XPT, I've never been in this for attention or affirmation -- that's Gia Jordan's job (well, not anymore LOL) not mine -- I do it for money, and when it comes to money, you're a nobody, so you'll have to settle for the free pics Gia Jordan takes of herself and posts here for attention.

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#192603 - 09/15/06 08:03 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Liar. Why are you so afraid to post your credits?

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#192604 - 09/15/06 08:12 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
xyz Offline
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Registered: 09/15/06
Posts: 17
Quote:

Liar. Why are you so afraid to post your credits?




Because it should scare anyone to see how attention-whores turn out: They turn out like porn-faker-for-hire Gia Jordan making a fool of herself pretending she has any need for a no-list.

The day I pander to suicidal alcoholics like yourself on the internet for affirmation, is the day you can call me Gia Jordan.

And because it's funny to see you so hard for me, so why end it before you have a chance to make an even bigger fool of yourself in front of everyone.

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#192605 - 09/15/06 08:16 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Liar.

That's 3500 for me and I'm outta here for now. pafh, don't let the voices in your head get you down.

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#192606 - 09/15/06 08:17 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
xyz Offline
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Registered: 09/15/06
Posts: 17
Quote:

I'm outta here for now.




But you're a nobody. Come back when you have real money to play with.

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#192607 - 09/15/06 08:18 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
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dude, honestly, knowbody's buying your line of BS, and quite frankly this topic is starting to bore me so I will proceed to go and go to bed so I can get up and go to WORK in the morning(something I seriously doubt you do, porn or otherwise). Good night douche
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#192608 - 09/15/06 08:21 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
xyz Offline
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Registered: 09/15/06
Posts: 17
Quote:

knowbody's buying




Keep pretending you're somebody. Have fun spanking to the free pics Gia Jordan takes of herself and posts for attention.

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#192609 - 09/15/06 08:22 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Shenanigans.


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#192610 - 09/15/06 08:27 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Quote:

Quote:

knowbody's buying




Keep pretending you're somebody. Have fun spanking to the pics Gia Jordan takes of herself and posts for attention.




Oops I made a spelling error, big deal. At least I KNOW I am a nobody living in middle-of-nowhere USA working a crap job to make a living, and I have no problem ADMITTING it. Did I ever say I was some one important? If I gave you that impression, I am terrible sorry. Please accept this sincere apology from the bottom of my heart.
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#192611 - 09/15/06 08:41 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:


Only in your own little mind 2cit. Problem is, people who actually matter already have that info; but no one cares what you think, since you're a nobody.





Excellent! Invite one of these people to vouch for you, in lieu of that cock-in-pussy pic you found from a Google Image Search.

*Silence...tumbleweed blows by*

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#192612 - 09/15/06 08:43 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
xyz Offline
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Posts: 17
I'm not one of those people who cares about spelling.

Quote:

Did I ever say I was some one important?




Not per se, but you kinda acted like I'd give a shit whether you believe me. If you're going to call b.s. on someone, at least put up some money, or else it's just inane ranting, and 2cit already has that covered.

If you're really a random dude in the middle-of-nowhere, and admitting it, you're in much better shape than certain losers living in L.A., reading books about Jenna Jameson, and lying to themselves that they have any need for a no-list.


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#192613 - 09/15/06 08:47 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
xyz Offline
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Registered: 09/15/06
Posts: 17
Quote:

Invite one of these people to vouch for you




Yeah I'll call some producers and be like, hey there is a random nobody on XPT demanding you come in here and give info. He's one of those guys who rants monotonously about Ryan Knox, so we better do what he says.

Quote:

cock-in-pussy pic you found from a Google Image Search.




It is a phenomenally good-looking cock, I have to agree; but inconveniently for you, I have the uncropped version too, showing our faces.

But you're afraid to bet real money.

*Silence...tumbleweed blows by*

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#192614 - 09/15/06 08:53 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:


Not per se, but you kinda acted like I'd give a shit whether you believe me.





Why the defensiveness on your part if you don't "give a shit" whether we believe you then? If you really didn't care, you wouldn't be posting here, much less trading barbs. Or you could post your credits and shut us up,but we know they don't exist.

Quote:


If you're going to call b.s. on someone, at least put up some money, or else it's just inane ranting, and 2cit already has that covered.





If you want money, you can sell your ass Knox-style. Phony bravado about betting with strangers proves nothing. Post your credits.

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#192615 - 09/15/06 09:01 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
xyz Offline
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Registered: 09/15/06
Posts: 17
Quote:

much less trading barbs.




Trading nothing. You write lie after lie, I write truth.

Quote:

Phony bravado about betting with strangers proves nothing.




I'm for real about betting money. Only thing phoney is you pretending to matter.

Quote:

If you want money, you can sell your ass Knox-style.




If only anyone cared about you as much as you care about Ryan Knox. That's what this is really about isn't it.

Quote:

you wouldn't be posting here




But your antagonism does interest me. Your willingness to lie to yourself is spectacular. It entertains me both as a cognitive-scientist, and as a normal guy who thinks it's funny to watch you make a fool of yourself. So why do you even care about what I do, or what Ryan does. What's it like to be a doting fanboy?

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#192616 - 09/15/06 09:30 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
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this is my dick a porn actress's pussy, recently:







I thought I recognized you! Here's a screencap of you getting a handjob recently:



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#192617 - 09/15/06 09:38 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
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Quote:

Quote:

much less trading barbs.




Trading nothing. You write lie after lie, I write truth.




Furnish proof of your porn "career" in the form of credits. You represent yourself as a porn actor, so the burden of proof is yours.

Quote:


Quote:

Phony bravado about betting with strangers proves nothing.




I'm for real about betting money. Only thing phoney is you pretending to matter.





Nothing is better than a bet of money from some anonymous guy over the internet who claims to be a pornstar but refuses to furnish proof. A "cognitive scientist" like yourself should see the stupidity of this. Show me how little I matter by posting your extensive porn credits.

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#192618 - 09/15/06 10:06 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
Willie D Offline

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PAFH, that is a screencap of the same video you roll out all the time, you do it so often I know that whore's skin tone. No one cares about you, on rare occasions you spark a knife fight with someone who isn't bored to inaction because of your useless posts. At the end of the day, I have already written too much about you.

And at the same time, it only takes a few taps to ban your next alias and not even bother to tell you, sending you into another apoplectic fit of posts about censorship and other random repetitive shit. What do you hate more, that I am your censor, or that I forget about you within thirty seconds of censoring you? I guess now it's on to the Hebrew or Cyrillic alphabet for you, good luck on me caring about you. Buh buhye

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#192619 - 09/15/06 10:21 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
Phlogiston Offline
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Good modding, Willie. The novelty of smearing a fake porn actor had worn off. I hope Luke Ford makes himself useful and tells us who this bukkake reject actually is.

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#192620 - 09/15/06 10:46 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
Willie D Offline

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I just hope L-ke takes his camera out to that Tampa porno convention next month. Last year's were a veritable gold mine o' fun.

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#192621 - 09/15/06 10:49 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
a1234 Offline
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Quote:

fake porn actor had worn off.




The only fake performer in here is Gia Jordan.

Her inability to get hired, and her make-believe no-list are what's upsetting you.

My being a porn actor would be unbelievable to failures like Willie D and Phlog, with nothing to offer producers; their stumbling block is that they project their own inadequacy onto people besides themselves.

Phlog, nice tweezer pic. Are you 2 years old? Will you get a shot of cyber-affirmation from someone in your gang. Maybe 'have2cits' will tell you you've done well for your tweezer pic, and you'll get an endorphine rush from that and feel a sense of well-being, until it wears off and you remember that you're a failure with nothing to offer producers, so you spend your life doting over Ryan Knox, me, all porn actors, and basically all males who have actual sex instead of jacking off to the free pics Gia Jordan takes of herself and posts for attention?

Keep wondering who I really am Phlog, as if I give a shit who you are LOL. As if anyone does LOL. Your just some guy here to tell us that youre in AWE of the idea of people having actual sex.

Willie D, so, I'll post pics of my dick in other pussies if you like. Do you like Asian pussy (I do)? All you need to do is put up real money.

Phlog, if someone claimed to be a parent, I take it you'd cry and rant that he was a liar unless he posted the name of the school where his kids go, and what time they get out of school. I take it your demands would get ignored then too. In fact, I take it, you don't have a lot of success in your life, and the closest you get to it is pretending that anyone else can fail as badly as you.

Yeah I'm a cognitive-scientist, at least that's what Stanford says. I study stupidity, and you two are rich. You write like fourth-graders, and not a single person reading is willing to bet money on anything you say, because you're obviously idiots.

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#192622 - 09/16/06 12:55 AM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
Phlogiston Offline
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Quote:


Yeah I'm a cognitive-scientist, at least that's what Stanford says.





Would that be the Stanford Clown College or the Stanford Janitorial School? Another screenname, but not one verifiable porn credit. I can't wait to see which tattooed illiterate in the bukkake queue is you.


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#192623 - 09/16/06 01:07 AM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
a2345 Offline
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Would that be the Stanford Clown College or the Stanford Janitorial School?




Stanford University... 4.0 GPA... multiple degrees... phi beta kappa.

You? Your life is doting over Ryan Knox; being amazed by 2cit's ability to copy/paste cut-downs from "101 rest-stop jokes"; and photoshopping by penis; while I get paid to have sex with models.

Seriously.

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I can't wait to see....




Of course you can't.

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#192624 - 09/16/06 01:17 AM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
k1ng Offline
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#192625 - 09/16/06 01:19 AM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
Phlogiston Offline
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Quote:


Stanford University... 4.0 GPA... multiple degrees... phi beta kappa.

You? Your life is photoshopping by penis.

Seriously.





Fake porn credits, fake university degree, fake GPA, blah, blah, blah. All this and you sling your microscopic penis for a few bucks while the off-camera guys chuckle. "Cognitive scientist"...please.

My life is multi-faceted, but ridiculing pathetic Peter North wanna-be's is a guilty pleasure. I'll give you that.

Quote:


Of course you can't.





It'd be nice to put a face to the dozens of screennames. Let's see what a Stanford gives degrees to these days. I picture a sloping brow, junting jaw, 10ml brain, etc.

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#192626 - 09/16/06 01:22 AM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
a2345 Offline
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The King, too bad it's not you with a penis worth photoshopping.

Quote:

I picture




Of course you.

Quote:

ridiculing




How is it 'ridiculing' me that you find my success unbelievable? Tell us what you do; see if anyone's impressed enough to doubt it lol.

Quote:

microscopic penis




You're a witty one. That's some funny shit. Real side-slapper. Why don't you call me a do-do head or poo-poo head to really make your point.

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#192627 - 09/16/06 01:35 AM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
Phlogiston Offline
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Quote:


How is it 'ridiculing' me that you find my success unbelievable? Tell us what you do; see if anyone's impressed enough to doubt it lol.





My exploits are well-known to the regulars here. Your "successes" are laughable: a phony degree ("cognitive science") and a string of other unsubtaintiated rewards, but not a single verifiable porn credit.

At least there's always one bitch willing to blow you:



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#192628 - 09/16/06 01:36 AM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
k1ng Offline
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The worst day of my life no matter what the circumstances rises far above you and your soft wood wish that you may one day be a male porn star. Talk about bottom rung of the ladder. You are a failed male porn bitch. You can't even succeed at sex! My God your failure at everything in life should drive you to hang yourself by a shoe string. But to be honest I would prefer that you hang around here and create fake id's because I enjoy watching have2cit make you bleed.
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#192629 - 09/16/06 01:37 AM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
Phlogiston Offline
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King - is that our Phi Beta Kappa "cognitive scientist" meatpuppet? Looks like Vin Diesel with Down's syndrome.

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#192630 - 09/16/06 01:44 AM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
noooooooooo Offline
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Quote:

watching have2cit make you bleed.




Is that what you call it when he throws a tantrum and begs everyone to ignore me. If that's your idea of victory, enjoy.

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#192631 - 09/16/06 01:47 AM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
k1ng Offline
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Quote:

King - is that our Phi Beta Kappa "cognitive scientist" meatpuppet? Looks like Vin Diesel with Down's syndrome.




Yeah that is the same no talent stalker that had to resort to setting up fake porn shoots hoping a drugged out porn chick would show up so he could chloroform her then finally get laid. I'm sure digging up fagforhire's back yard would unearth a plethora of missing female bones.
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#192632 - 09/16/06 01:50 AM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
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King that was a hum-dinger of a cut-down. You are quite the net-warrior.

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#192633 - 09/16/06 01:53 AM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
k1ng Offline
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Quote:

King that was a hum-dinger of a cut-down, you are quite the net-warrior.




I appreciate the kind words. I'm buying stock in rope and chloroform because of you. Thanks.
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#192634 - 09/16/06 01:56 AM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
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Quote:

I'm buying stock in rope and chloroform because of you.




Ok, you do that.

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#192635 - 09/16/06 02:02 AM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
k1ng Offline
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You're a failure at sex. Just do it.
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#192636 - 09/16/06 02:06 AM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
a1235 Offline
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Quote:

You're a failure at sex. Just do it.




King that was a hum-dinger of a cut-down, you are quite the net-warrior.

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#192637 - 09/16/06 02:12 AM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
a1235 Offline
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I forgot to give Phlog props for drawing an animal eating my penis. That was a hum-dinger of a cut-down, Phlog is quite the net-warrior.

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#192638 - 09/16/06 02:12 AM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
Phlogiston Offline
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He's quite a net-warrior, but we have no clue quite what you are:





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#192639 - 09/16/06 02:15 AM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
a9898 Offline
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Phlog now I see you've drawn a vagina and a vibrator. I must say, that's a hum-dinger of a cut-down, and you are quite the net-warrior. You must be very proud.

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#192640 - 09/16/06 02:19 AM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
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Quote:

PornFakerForHire has a guest house at his Beverly Hills mansion.




Tony why don't you worry about what's going on in your own house for a change.

Quote:

Gia just might cry to Malice whom she's gold digging off of since that's her main quality.



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#192641 - 09/16/06 02:32 AM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
k1ng Offline
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHBWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Hum-dinger, no? bitchforhire?
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#192642 - 09/16/06 02:40 AM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
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Damn straight, "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHBWAHAHAHAHAHAH".

You call him those names, The King, you do it; you will really show everyone, calling PAFH names and typing "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHBWAHAHAHAHAHAH".

Gia Jordan can't get hired so she's digging gold from Tony; so you call PAFH names and tell him he's a poo-poo, and that will really show him.

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#192643 - 09/16/06 02:45 AM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
BIFF™ Offline
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This is spam and you are STRONGLY advised not to reply to this or any other posting by "pornfakeactorforhire" or his endless list of screen names. Please continue to observe this ostracism until notice of his banning or a marked increase in willingness to participate in threads instead of starting ones appropriate for PMs. Feeding him or giving him the attention he craves will cause him to feel comfortable and rip open your trashbags at night-let him learn that he's very boring by himself. Thank you.

His obsession with Gia is quite creepy.
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#192644 - 09/16/06 02:45 AM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
Phlogiston Offline
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Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Last one before bedtime, PAFH. I think we'll find it funny, but it's just another Friday night for you:



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#192645 - 09/16/06 02:45 AM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
k1ng Offline
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Quote:

Damn straight, "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHBWAHAHAHAHAHAH".

You call him those names, The King, you do it; you will really show everyone, calling PAFH names and typing "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHBWAHAHAHAHAHAH".

Gia Jordan can't get hired so she's digging gold from Tony; so you call PAFH names and tell him he's a poo-poo, and that will really show him.




Ryan Knox has more porn experiance than you. Fayner has more skill with women than you.
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#192646 - 09/16/06 02:58 AM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
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Quote:

Ryan Knox has more porn experiance than you. Fayner has more skill with women than you.




You're comparing me to guys who diddle Jenna P and Taylor Rain? If you insist.

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#192647 - 09/16/06 03:01 AM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
Willie D Offline

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Posts: 9195
Quote:

Quote:

Ryan Knox has more porn experiance than you. Fayner has more skill with women than you.




You're comparing me to guys who diddle Jenna P and Taylor Rain? If you insist.


He gone.

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#192648 - 09/16/06 03:01 AM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
BIFFF Offline
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Like clockwork, if anyone points out that PornFakerForHire (Gia Jordan) is digging gold off Tony Malice since she can't get hired and has to have a make-believe no-list, Biff throws a tantrum.

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#192649 - 09/16/06 03:02 AM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
k1ng Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Ryan Knox has more porn experiance than you. Fayner has more skill with women than you.




You're comparing me to guys who diddle Jenna P and Taylor Rain? If you insist.




I'm comparing them to you and you lose.
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#192650 - 09/16/06 03:08 AM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
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The King, I really don't know who Fayner and Ryan Knox are? So, whatever I guess?

Well I must say, I hope someday I hope I'm in Tony's position of having a fat girlfriend who can't get hired, so he has to set up a website for her to help her pretend she's a porn actress.

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#192651 - 09/16/06 09:07 AM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
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[prayer] If I ever become as pathetic as pafh, please Lord strike me dead so I don't humiliate myself like he has. Amen. [/prayer]

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#192652 - 09/16/06 10:56 AM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
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#192653 - 09/16/06 11:04 AM pafh hooked on nut butter
have2cit Offline
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I knew you were hooked on the man juice.



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#192654 - 09/16/06 11:17 AM Re: pafh hooked on nut butter
saturday Offline
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Quote:

I knew you were hooked on the man juice.




That's a hum-dinger of a cut-down, have2cit.

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#192655 - 09/16/06 11:27 AM Re: pafh hooked on nut butter
have2cit Offline
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I leave the subject of humming on dingers up to you psychodoucheforfisting.

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#192656 - 09/16/06 11:32 AM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
gia jordan Offline
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Pafh, stop blaming me for your failures.
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#192657 - 09/16/06 11:38 AM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
have2cit Offline
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He has to blame someone, at least that's what the voices in his head keep telling him.

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#192658 - 09/16/06 11:47 AM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
saturday Offline
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Quote:

Pafh, stop blaming me for your failures.




Gia Jordan,

I'm being offered a steady supply of good work; but even when Tony sets up an entire website to help you pretend you're a porn actress, you're still nothing but a porn-faker-who-can't-get-hired and has to have a make-believe no-list.

Your idea of success is typing the words "Ryan Knox" followed by a copy/paste from "101 internet-cut-downs", crying to Tony when you get put in your place; and being laughed at by the girls who are really in this business.

The only failure is yours.

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#192659 - 09/16/06 11:51 AM pafh hooked on the nut butter
have2cit Offline
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Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Ahem, what work have you done exactly?

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#192660 - 09/16/06 12:17 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
rrr (aka pornactorforhire) is a creppy pathetic psycho, don't talk to him or acknowledge him in any way, unless you want this crawling thru a bedroom window at night to murder your children.


Thank you for your support.

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#192661 - 09/16/06 12:31 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
rrr Offline
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Every time you see one of 2cits tantrums, you know he's responding to a valid post that upsets him.

Quote:

Ahem, what work have you done exactly?



In the past three months, I've done more work than Gia Jordan, and better than the stuff she did before producers realized she's a liability, not an asset:

I would have sued Gia Jordan and Tony Malice for their slander. The only reason I didn't is that, no one important cares what they babble about on the website they made for themselves, so they haven't cost me any money or affected my career any way but positively. Despite the impression naive readers might get from reading Tony's website here set up for Gia Jordan to pretend she's a porn actress, the vast majority of us in the biz are in it for money, like any other business--while Tony (a random John) and Gia (a random prostitute digging gold from Tony) are in it to try to convince random internet guys like 'Phlog' and 'The King' that they are somebodies.

Truth hurts, so you censor.


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#192662 - 09/16/06 12:33 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
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#192663 - 09/16/06 12:33 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
have2cit Offline
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Posts: 9113
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Quote:

blah blah blah I am a big pathetic loser that no one believes




you never said anything truer


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#192664 - 09/16/06 12:45 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
elaborator Offline
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Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
hey Putrid abcess for Hire...dont fuck with Gia...she is a total class act!


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#192665 - 09/16/06 12:54 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
lefty Offline
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Quote:

dont fuck with Gia...




This is what she wants or she wouldnt have been a porn-faker-for-hire in the first place. Shut your whining.

When Tony types 'PornFakerForHire', it's because he wants to discuss the fact that Gia Jordan is a non-porn-actress who can't get hired, and so lies on this website set up for her by Tony.

When Tony points out that Ryan Knox is in a flame-war, it's because he wants to discuss the way that every flame-war is started by Gia Jordan, since she's an internet-warrior, which is just so cool.

When have2cit calls people 'fag' it's because he wants to discuss christianxxx's homosexuality.


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#192666 - 09/16/06 12:55 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
have2cit Offline
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Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Quote:

dont fuck with Gia...




This is what she wants or she would have been a porn-faker-for-hire in the first place. Shut your whining.




you have a tiny penis, so your opinion has no merit

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#192667 - 09/16/06 01:10 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
gia jordan Offline
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Posts: 14160
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Keep finding those few unflattering screen shots. Everytime you post, a child is raped.
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#192668 - 09/16/06 01:17 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
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Quote:

Keep finding




People who are actually in the biz, unlike you, are sending them to me.

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#192669 - 09/16/06 01:17 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
doh (aka pornactorforhire) is a creepy, pathetic, psycho, with a tiny penis. Don't talk to him or acknowledge him in any way, unless you want this crawling thru a bedroom window at night to murder your children.


Thank you for your support.

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#192670 - 09/16/06 01:20 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
again Offline
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Every time you see one of 2cits tantrums, you know he's responding to a valid post that upsets him.

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#192671 - 09/16/06 01:21 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Quote:

dont fuck with Gia...




This is what she wants or she wouldnt have been a porn-faker-for-hire in the first place. Shut your whining.

When Tony types 'PornFakerForHire', it's because he wants to discuss the fact that Gia Jordan is a non-porn-actress who can't get hired, and so lies on this website set up for her by Tony.

When Tony points out that Ryan Knox is in a flame-war, it's because he wants to discuss the way that every flame-war is started by Gia Jordan, since she's an internet-warrior, which is just so cool.

When have2cit calls people 'fag' it's because he wants to discuss christianxxx's homosexuality.






Get your facts straight. Xpt was created by Jeff Steward and Tony long before I ever met them and before I was in the business. Then again, nothing about you is straight. Sorry Jeff turned down your pitch on Violation of PornActorForHire.
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#192672 - 09/16/06 01:23 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
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Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Every time you see one of 2cits tantrums, you know he's responding to a valid post that upsets him.





You wouldn't know a valid post even if it gave you a reach around while fucking you in the ass.

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#192673 - 09/16/06 01:26 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
ahYes Offline
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Registered: 09/16/06
Posts: 1
Quote:

Xpt was created by Jeff Steward and Tony long before I ever met them and before I was in the business.




Yeah, I remember back in the day before you were digging gold from Tony. XPT was about free-speech. But they can't very well allow free-speech here now that the point of the site is to pretend that you're a porn actress, since you're not really one.

So now they censor more than ADT.

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#192674 - 09/16/06 01:27 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
John Floofin Offline
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Damn Gia, your "Gucci bag" slam put this creep on tilt, wasn't that like 3 months ago? What a puss. Sorry, what a faker puss, with no credits, references, life.

I think it's just Brandon up to his old tricks again.

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#192675 - 09/16/06 01:28 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
have2cit Offline
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Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


Yeah, I remember back in the day before you were digging gold from Tony. XPT was about free-speech. But they can't very well allow free-speech here now that the point of the site is to pretend that you're a porn actress, since you're not really one.

So now they censor more than ADT.





DING DING DING DING DING we have a winner for gayest post of the day

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#192676 - 09/16/06 01:34 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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You're the expert on gold digging. Please tell me what the brown handkerchief in your left pocket has to do with ending up unconscious in the men's bathroom with crumpled chucky cheese coupons has to do with survival again?
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#192677 - 09/16/06 01:39 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
bbb (aka pornactorforhire) is a creepy pathetic needle dicked psycho, don't talk to him or acknowledge him in any way, unless you want this crawling thru a bedroom window at night to murder your children.


Thank you for your support.

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#192678 - 09/16/06 01:39 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
bbb Offline
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Every time you see one of 2cits tantrums, you know he's responding to a valid post that upsets him.

Quote:

You're the expert on gold digging. Please tell me what the brown handkerchief in your left pocket has to do with ending up unconscious in the men's bathroom with crumpled chucky cheese coupons has to do with survival again?




That was a hum-dinger of an internet-cutdown, Gia. I'm going to the gym to do squats and lunges but don't let that stop you from internet-fighting while you sit on your deformed, fat ass.

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#192679 - 09/16/06 01:47 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
gia jordan Offline
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Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
My squats and lunges are just fine. Just bought 2 pairs of jeans in the Abercrombie Kids shop today. We're both 105lbs, no?
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#192680 - 09/16/06 01:56 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


I'm going to the gym to do squats and lunges but don't let that stop you from internet-fighting while you sit on your deformed, fat ass.




I will translate:

[pafh] I need to make money for my meth habit, so I'm going down to the park and blow a bunch of guys for $5 a pop. [/pafh]

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#192681 - 09/16/06 02:00 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:

My squats and lunges are just fine. Just bought 2 pairs of jeans in the Abercrombie Kids shop today. We're both 105lbs, no?




He's only 105 lbs because of the 10lbs of shit that fills the vacancy in his skull.

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#192682 - 09/16/06 02:21 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
Phlogiston Offline
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Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Make the porn world a better place, PA4H:



Attachments
183539-PAFH lynching.jpg (4 downloads)


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#192683 - 09/16/06 02:40 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
sure Offline
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Registered: 09/16/06
Posts: 3
Quote:

My squats and lunges are just fine.




Keep telling yourself that.


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#192684 - 09/16/06 02:55 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
gia jordan Offline
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Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Much like the age of the little boy you met in the NAMBLA chat room, that pic is 2 years old.
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#192685 - 09/16/06 02:55 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
sure Offline
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Looks like you were on an all-alcohol and -sitting-at-computer diet.

Quote:

that pic is 2 years old.




Post a current one (ass-photo, same pose as above). No photoshop allowed.

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#192686 - 09/16/06 03:00 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
have2cit Offline
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Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind

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#192687 - 09/16/06 03:02 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
WhyBend (aka pornactorforhire) is a creepy pathetic needle dicked psycho, don't talk to him or acknowledge him in any way, unless you want this crawling thru a bedroom window at night to murder your children.


Thank you for your support.

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#192688 - 09/16/06 03:03 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
WhyBend Offline
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Registered: 09/16/06
Posts: 1
Every time you see one of 2cits tantrums, you know he's responding to a valid post that upsets him.

Until she stands normally and releases her volumes of ass-slack.



And I said no photoshop, stupid cit.

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#192689 - 09/16/06 03:06 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
where are your pictures again?

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#192690 - 09/16/06 03:07 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
My avatar's a current one. I'm on my sidekick. Can post text but not pics on this phone. Back from the gym so soon? Did the nice man dancing to sexyback towel you off?
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#192691 - 09/16/06 03:09 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
IToldYou Offline
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Registered: 09/16/06
Posts: 1
2cit mine are out there, but don't let that stop you from obsessing over the pic of me that's a year old, before I got a trainer and added 40 lbs of muscle.

Quote:

My avatar's a current one.




Nicest pic of your ass I've seen so far.

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#192692 - 09/16/06 03:11 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

2cit mine are out there, but don't let that stop you from obsessing over the pic of me that's a year old, before I got a trainer and added 40 lbs of muscle.

Quote:

My avatar's a current one.




Nicest pic of your ass I've seen so far.




your a skinny needle dicked meth addict. the only protein you get is swallowing strange men's semen in public restrooms.

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#192693 - 09/16/06 03:14 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
wow (aka pornactorforhire) is a creepy pathetic needle dicked psycho, don't talk to him or acknowledge him in any way, unless you want this crawling thru a bedroom window at night to murder your children.


Thank you for your support.

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#192694 - 09/16/06 03:15 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
wow Offline
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Registered: 09/16/06
Posts: 1
Every time you see one of 2cits tantrums, you know he's responding to a valid post that upsets him.

wow combining your patented rest-stop joke and your patented the-guy-with-huge-dick-has-small-dick joke in the same post, double- hum-dinger of an internet-cutdown

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#192695 - 09/16/06 03:18 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
have2cit Offline
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Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
PAFH, how does it feel to be a designated loser in life? You make everyone around you look better.

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#192696 - 09/16/06 03:26 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Wow...you've said 'humdinger' 5 times today. What's next? 'I wish I could quit you.' Your starring role in Broke Ass Moutain is quite obtainable.
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#192697 - 09/16/06 03:53 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
what happened? I guess he had to go "earn" some more meth.

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#192698 - 09/16/06 04:02 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Maybe he finally gave up...we can at least hope can't we?
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#192699 - 09/16/06 06:59 PM Re: pafh hooked on the nut butter
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

Every time you see one of 2cits tantrums, you know he's responding to a valid post that upsets him.

wow combining your patented rest-stop joke and your patented the-guy-with-huge-dick-has-small-dick joke in the same post, double- hum-dinger of an internet-cutdown




This is spam and you are STRONGLY advised not to reply to this or any other posting by "pornfakeactorforhire" or his endless list of screen names. Please continue to observe this ostracism until notice of his banning or a marked increase in willingness to participate in threads instead of starting ones appropriate for PMs. Feeding him or giving him the attention he craves will cause him to feel comfortable and rip open your trashbags at night-let him learn that he's very boring by himself. Thank you.

Talk about a meltdown, is this as good as Sammura's?

Gia had a delicious ass 2 years ago and she has one now. PornFraudForHerpes is a
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#192700 - 09/16/06 07:29 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3041
The development in this thread is a bore and doesn't interest orf entertain me in the slightest. I don't call highjack because I feel no emotional or territorial connection or really even remember the initial sentiment made. But the way this infection erupted here makes me kind of curious. What is going pon here and why? Not that I care.
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#192701 - 09/16/06 09:54 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
runningout Offline
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Registered: 09/16/06
Posts: 2
Quote:

What is going pon here and why?




I posted a thread, and the usual babblers threw in their nonsense:

http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=talent&Number=109876&page=3&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=all&vc=1

And the babblers got their feelings hurt, and after that thread Gia Jordan followed me around on here saying stupid prattle, and the babblers nagged Tony Malice til he banned me; and now their feelings are hurt again, so they're quoting from 101-rest-stop jokes, and I'm just pasting the same one-liners to them repeatedly, but that's all it takes to entertain them, they'd be entertained talking to themselves in the mirror, and I'm sure they are.

Quote:

PAFH, how does it feel to be a designated loser in life?




It feels like producers handing me money while porn actresses ride my dick and you monotonously dote over me.

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#192702 - 09/16/06 09:59 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
No one cares about your fake career, no one believes you work in porn, and no one believes you're hetrosexual. Die now please.

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#192703 - 09/16/06 11:00 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
runningout Offline
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Registered: 09/16/06
Posts: 2
Quote:

No one cares about your fake career, no one believes you work in porn.




And I forgot to mention, 'have2cit' got upset when it came out that Gia Jordan, who isn't a porn actress, had been pretending to be one. So he typed out his fantasies about me, but never had the integrity to bet money on the truth, since he's just a babbling drunk.

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#192704 - 09/16/06 11:03 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


And I forgot to mention, 'have2cit' got upset that after he'd been pretending I'm a fake porn actor, it came out that the real faker has been Gia Jordan. So he typed out his fantasies about me, but never had the integrity to bet money on the truth, since he's just a babbling drunk.




no one has fantasies about you, no one makes porn with you in it, you are a liar.

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#192705 - 09/17/06 12:03 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
ItsAllYou Offline
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Registered: 09/17/06
Posts: 3
Quote:

no one has fantasies about you, no one makes porn with you in it, you are a liar.




'have2cit' hasn't the integrity to bet money on the truth, since he's just a babbling drunk.

Quote:

Even with an army of internet-warriors like 2cit babbling to defend her rep, Gia Jordan still ain't nothing but a porn-faker-who-can't-get-hired.

Extremely pathetic, when you consider all the toads here working overtime to pretend she's a somebody.



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#192706 - 09/17/06 12:08 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Dear God. Please just do us all a favor and leave. Nobody here believes you, likes you, or even wants you around. Just give it up already.

Sincerly,

M.B?!?
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#192707 - 09/17/06 12:13 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
elaborator Offline
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
Quote:

Dear God. Please just do us all a favor and leave. Nobody here believes you, likes you, or even wants you around. Just give it up already.

Sincerly,

M.B?!?




God is dead.
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#192708 - 09/17/06 12:14 PM Re: Can I stay with one of you in LA?
ItsAllYou Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 09/17/06
Posts: 3
Quote:

Even with an army of internet-warriors babbling to defend her rep, Gia Jordan still ain't nothing but a porn-faker-who-can't-get-hired.

Extremely pathetic, when you consider all the toads here working overtime to pretend she's a somebody.



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