I'm reading the Lockwood interview and it makes me laugh.

Katrina = Bush's fault!

Let's add some more...

  • 9-11 = Bush did it!
  • Exposed CIA 'operative' Valerie Plame (since when is a typist an operative?) = Bush did it!
  • Drought in West = Bush's fault!
  • Space shuttle explosion = Bush pushed the button!
  • 12 million illegal aliens (or is that 'migrants'?) = Bush's fault!
  • Why the porn industry isn't using some wetback latina for $5 in their movie instead of a $1000 skank = Bush's fault!
  • Steve Irwin stabbed by stingray due to global warming heating the water = It's all Bush's fault!
  • Monica Lewinski's stained dress = It was really Bush's dress.... Jenna Bush


I'm sure you guys can tell me some more of the crazy conspiracy blame that I missed.