Since then porn world is still mourning the passing of both tiffany rayne and jon doe (or chet to his freinds) and no ones attending parties to be photographed for the cage's viewing pleasure i figured it was time for the next best thing, thats right the 2006 edition of the la direct model talent grades. Home to the burned out, chewed up and mentally unstable, but as long as they show up to calls the iraqi englishman derrek hay will always leave his barn door open to his stable for these damaged ladies. Lets get to it then.




Name: Alexis Love

Doing: BJ, B/G and B/B/G

Comparison: Like tyra banks if she didn't skip breakfast, lunch and dinner and stayed away from the pipe, she also has a kirsten dunst like snaggle tooth (hard to see in this picture) but unlike dunst she kinda makes it sexy.

Prediction: She will be a steady worker for the next 6 months until she falls in love with a new army drop out meat stick on set , her gets her into drugs, forces her to hook and she ends up looking like sammura before she hits 20. Has a 6 month window at her prime.





Name: Alisandra

Doing: G/G and B/G Limited (eg fags like julian and that guy who thinks all dudes stick their finger up their ass whos name slips my mind)

Comparison: kinda like amanda bynes older sister from her fathers first marriage who never fit in with his new family and ended up feeling unloved as she lived with her mother and her mother's new boyfriend who showed her love in a way she didn't want or need.




prediction: Will be the it thing (filling the recently vacated spot by amy reid) for the next few months until people realize she isn't really hot and then will hang around the scene like a horrid stench (jrv) like gina lynn.





Name: Gina Lynn

Does: B/g and B/B/G

Comparison: every New jersey stripper

Prediction: Her career should be burried between tiffany rayne and jon dough, she will keep on keepin on as long as shes booked

side comment about pic above: Nice fucking hair extensions, real natural looking and even playboy would blush over the air brushing of that picture, her real face looks like a used dart board.





Name: Jassie

Does: B/G

Comparison: cassidey/tera patrick (pre evan)

Prediction: shes been around forever , shes listed at 21 but its like 21 going on 28, never be a box cover talent but a nice second or 3rd girl, always had a thing for her since i saw a web site jerkoff scene of hers where shes jerking off this fat hairy guy whos talking dirty to her and she has such visible utter disdain for him, very hot.




Name: Randi Wright

does: G/G/A and Bachelor Parties (looks like shes currently got a BF )

Comparison: ashley gere/ sydnee steele

Prediction: Listed at 20 but shes on the downslide of her career, the crazy is starting to show in her appearance, she is rocking the trump do in this picture which adds a little stroke value, but she looks like shes had a few battles with the knife and is begining to lose.

side note: She is doing Bachelor Parties and shes bipolar who refuses to take meds for it, thats fantastic, its a complete random draw as to which randi shows up and one loose drunk comment could set her off.


Ok thats enough for now, theres a ton there but im creeping into daburg territory and the board will let me know if this is working or not, love monkey.