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#192419 - 09/12/06 08:00 AM
La Direct Models Talent Grades 2006 Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus
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Since then porn world is still mourning the passing of both tiffany rayne and jon doe (or chet to his freinds) and no ones attending parties to be photographed for the cage's viewing pleasure i figured it was time for the next best thing, thats right the 2006 edition of the la direct model talent grades. Home to the burned out, chewed up and mentally unstable, but as long as they show up to calls the iraqi englishman derrek hay will always leave his barn door open to his stable for these damaged ladies. Lets get to it then.  Name: Alexis Love Doing: BJ, B/G and B/B/G Comparison: Like tyra banks if she didn't skip breakfast, lunch and dinner and stayed away from the pipe, she also has a kirsten dunst like snaggle tooth (hard to see in this picture) but unlike dunst she kinda makes it sexy. Prediction: She will be a steady worker for the next 6 months until she falls in love with a new army drop out meat stick on set , her gets her into drugs, forces her to hook and she ends up looking like sammura before she hits 20. Has a 6 month window at her prime.  Name: Alisandra Doing: G/G and B/G Limited (eg fags like julian and that guy who thinks all dudes stick their finger up their ass whos name slips my mind) Comparison: kinda like amanda bynes older sister from her fathers first marriage who never fit in with his new family and ended up feeling unloved as she lived with her mother and her mother's new boyfriend who showed her love in a way she didn't want or need.  prediction: Will be the it thing (filling the recently vacated spot by amy reid) for the next few months until people realize she isn't really hot and then will hang around the scene like a horrid stench (jrv) like gina lynn.  Name: Gina Lynn Does: B/g and B/B/G Comparison: every New jersey stripper Prediction: Her career should be burried between tiffany rayne and jon dough, she will keep on keepin on as long as shes booked side comment about pic above: Nice fucking hair extensions, real natural looking and even playboy would blush over the air brushing of that picture, her real face looks like a used dart board.  Name: Jassie Does: B/G Comparison: cassidey/tera patrick (pre evan) Prediction: shes been around forever , shes listed at 21 but its like 21 going on 28, never be a box cover talent but a nice second or 3rd girl, always had a thing for her since i saw a web site jerkoff scene of hers where shes jerking off this fat hairy guy whos talking dirty to her and she has such visible utter disdain for him, very hot.  Name: Randi Wright does: G/G/A and Bachelor Parties (looks like shes currently got a BF  ) Comparison: ashley gere/ sydnee steele Prediction: Listed at 20 but shes on the downslide of her career, the crazy is starting to show in her appearance, she is rocking the trump do in this picture which adds a little stroke value, but she looks like shes had a few battles with the knife and is begining to lose. side note: She is doing Bachelor Parties and shes bipolar who refuses to take meds for it, thats fantastic, its a complete random draw as to which randi shows up and one loose drunk comment could set her off. Ok thats enough for now, theres a ton there but im creeping into daburg territory and the board will let me know if this is working or not, love monkey.
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#192420 - 09/12/06 08:09 AM
Re: La Direct Models Talent Grades 2006 Monkey Sty
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Name: Gina Lynn
Does: B/g and B/B/G
Comparison: every New jersey stripper
Prediction: Her career should be burried between tiffany rayne and jon dough, she will keep on keepin on as long as shes booked
side comment about pic above: Nice fucking hair extensions, real natural looking and even playboy would blush over the air brushing of that picture, her real face looks like a used dart board.
or you could have said it looks like the back of a Krackle Bar.
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#192421 - 09/12/06 08:34 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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Name: Gina Lynn
Does: B/g and B/B/G
Comparison: every New jersey stripper
Prediction: Her career should be burried between tiffany rayne and jon dough, she will keep on keepin on as long as shes booked
side comment about pic above: Nice fucking hair extensions, real natural looking and even playboy would blush over the air brushing of that picture, her real face looks like a used dart board.
Yes...sad but most definitely true. 
I think the first chick is very nice though...there are far, far worse on LA Direct's books right now.
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#192425 - 09/12/06 05:20 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
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http://lukeford.com/main.html
On the Sandler girl....
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CHECK OUT THIS NEW CHICK!!
While grabbing some pictures of the newest girls at LA Direct to promote... I came across this new chick... WOW!!! Check her out, her name is Alisandra.... producers start booking her ASAP, perverts start looking for this girl on a box cover nearest you.
Maybe Fayner will get an interview with this one?????
Age: 30 (for 30 years old she looka AMAZING)
Height: 5'4"
Available For: Solo, G/G, Limited Boy/Girl
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#192430 - 09/13/06 10:42 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#192433 - 09/13/06 04:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Alexis Love looks kind of like a cute, 'teen' version of Tera Patrick. I'm definitely going to have to check out some of her work! 
I'm thinking Keri Sable without the dye job
or the horrid scimitar nose job
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#192434 - 09/13/06 06:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Holy shit she does look like sandler, she looks like how I picture sandlers sister and im guessing sandler parents would be more proud of her 6 man cream pie video then click.
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scene of hers where shes jerking off this fat hairy guy whos talking dirty to her and she has such visible utter disdain for him, very hot.
Link Please?
I had to go back and view it again too 
Jassie's all time low point in porn, jerking off fat hairy dude link
Wow that guy is disgusting. Who the hell is that?
We have Jassie booked in early October with Derek, should be an interesting scene. Apparently she's a much better performer now than she was in the past.
Guy in the scene is actually me (ive dropped a few pounds since then) and that scene was like jassies version of deniro's taxi driver, she grew so much as a performer and actress from it and im proud i was able to help her reach the goals she set for herself as a adult performer prior to getting into the biz. You know holly , you could always book me for the scene with jas, nice to catch up and spark up some of the heat we shared a long time ago. (good call calling off the tee real date, guy is a date rapist and hes like 5 5)
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that was the minion i think
Im not the fucking minion, im like mandingo compared to that guy and i hate canned foods
I think im going to do some more of these cause im bored, bizzored.
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#192435 - 09/13/06 07:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
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 Name:Jenaveve Jolie Does: b/g, b/b/g. swallow comparison: the latin version of how jill kelly sees herself in her mind prediction: I said a while back that she had a manish quality about her but have turned my back on that statement, shes smoking hot, shes stacked right even with add ons but it looks like shes starting to play around with her face which history has show is the fast downfall of many a women (porn and other) so im giving her 9 months before she looks like the asshole bleaching monster tabitha stevens.  Name: miss panther does: solo and g/g................... just fucking with you, be great if she did b/g, b/b/g and anything she can fit into her detached jaw comparison: star jones reynolds prediction: One of english's prize talents on the la direct books is bound for a ryan knox lesbian burkakke coming to adult dvd retailer near you soon.  name: naomi does: everything bar a ryan knox scene comparison: brooke shields from the hairline to the eyebrows and linda tripp from the eyebrows down prediction: she seems to be one of the it girls right now which is a telling statement of the current talent out there, Unlike my jolie statement i'll stand by her manish qualities, shes a complete wood killer for me.  name: Sativa Rose does: everything except dp and knox scenes comparison: iraqi scarlett johansson prediction: Shes been around for a while and ive always been torn about her, she has a nice body, pretty face, gives ok performances and probably deserves more attention then she gets (at least in a world where naomi is in demand) but ive never really been a fan, she has a nice pussy, she will be around for as long as she wants to be.
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#192436 - 09/13/06 07:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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she's perfect. i can jump start my population with a girl like that. 
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#192437 - 09/13/06 07:23 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
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Guy in the scene is actually me (ive dropped a few pounds since then) and that scene was like jassies version of deniro's taxi driver, she grew so much as a performer and actress from it and im proud i was able to help her reach the goals she set for herself as a adult performer prior to getting into the biz. You know holly , you could always book me for the scene with jas, nice to catch up and spark up some of the heat we shared a long time ago. (good call calling off the tee real date, guy is a date rapist and hes like 5 5)
This scene+ Frank Wank Scene = Coming Appearance on the Midnight Prowl?
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#192442 - 09/16/06 03:53 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/12/06
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name: Sativa Rose
does: everything except dp and knox scenes
comparison: iraqi scarlett johansson
aaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahahaahahaha
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fucking brilliant!
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#192443 - 09/16/06 04:00 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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Edited by snake eyes (09/16/06 04:02 AM)
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#192446 - 09/17/06 08:35 PM
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