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$5000 of which was concealed in his buttocks (50 $100 bills).




That's a pretty thick wad of cash. I've broken small purses before just packing that amount of bills laid straight. Surely, this guy had to roll them to get them in his ass. Mind bleach...must get mind bleach to erase the image of his gape which is more more disturbing now that the article shows his face.
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