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#192346 - 09/11/06 04:05 PM Mary-Kate & Ashley parody request
fitty Offline
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I’m wondering if any of the studios have given some thought of doing an Olsen Twins porn parody and filming it in their old home which ironically they recently sold and now happens to be used to shoot porn. A few studios have already shot there. I’m not sure if JM Productions has? Hustler did pretty well with the Britney Rears parodies and now has the upcoming Britney Rears 3.

Talk about the ultimate opportunity for an olsen parody given the ability to use the olsen’s old pad as its backdrop. I’m sure many men would get off on that idea.

The parody could play on the idea of what might have happened in the house just before they sold it.

Title: Full Whore House

Plot: Mary-Kate and Ashley plan an all-girl sleepover party. The twins and their friends spend an evening at home doing more than just partying.

Casting: Haley Scott and Hilary Scott playing the role of the twins if not casting actual twins such as Vivid’s Love Twins or Cali-Marie and Cherish. Maybe Courtney Simpson, Leah Luv, Sasha Grey and Kinzie Kenner playing the sex crazed parting friends. Evan Stone and Angela Stone as the parents and Steven St. Croix as the phone caller.

Possible scenes:

(1) Mary-Kate and Ashley prank call a guy (a teacher etc. played by Steven St. Croix). The girls have phone sex with the guy while their friends (for example Courtney Simpson, Leah Luv and Kinzie Kenner) pleasure the two of them. The guy listens masturbating as the twins describe the sex acts around them.

(2) Pillow talk and dirty prank phone calls leads to an all girl sex-toy charged orgy. Various types of naughty toys used, baseball bats, strap-ons etc.

(3) Pizza guy arrives. The girls are short of cash. Naturally the twins must service and fuck him off to pay the charges leaving the girls spent and greased with a healthy toping of extra cum.

(4) The twins and their friends roam the house to discover the parents bedroom door cracked open. Peeking in the girls and their friends watch and begin masturbating each other as the parents (Even Stone, Angela Stone) fuck in various positions on the bed. Yes, the girls get to see Angela Stone squirt.

(5) The girls call a few guys from the college football team to come over and party. Their arrival leads to another orgy style fucking in the living room.

Alternatively the movie could be a violation theme, the Violation of Mary Kate and Ashley (a parody on the recent Hollywood feuds’ between jealous female starlets, socialites and heiresses). Where a JM Productions style theme could be used to violate two or three girls named Mary, Kate and Ashley. Unfortunately I don’t think there is a pornstar calling herself Mary-Kate anymore.

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#192347 - 09/12/06 12:37 AM Re: Mary-Kate & Ashley parody request
gia jordan Offline
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Mary-Kate is checked into rehab for anorexia and the doctor suggests drinking semen to revive her health. Ashley visits her sister and walks in on the force feeding and starts mouth milking all the cocks to compete for the attention to be the prettier one again.
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#192348 - 09/12/06 12:47 AM Re: Mary-Kate & Ashley parody request
gia jordan Offline
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Then poof! Extreme Alex appears and the twins purge the calories into her mouth.
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#192349 - 09/12/06 02:48 AM Re: Mary-Kate & Ashley parody request
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
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Gia has nailed it...I trust it that the inclusion of 'Extreme' Alex ('Wrong side! Wrong side!' ) means they will be puking up said calories rather than just cumswapping?

Let me raise the bar...for a bulimic/anorexic, it's got to be a gokkun!

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#192350 - 09/12/06 03:57 PM Re: Mary-Kate & Ashley parody request
fitty Offline
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Registered: 09/11/06
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An interesting approach Gia. I like the idea. To elaborate on your thought. How about Mary-Kate lying on her back across the doctor’s exam table while a busty nurse (Extreme Alex) supervises. The doctor sits on Mary-Kate’s face force feeding his manhood down her throat as the nurse holds her wrists. We all know it's not going to be easy to get Mary-Kate to swallow his thick chunky cum. I’m picturing a reverse facefuck with the Doctor’s cock plugging her mouth and his sack rubbing against her forehead. The real kicker is that the medical staff has figured out that the only way the twins will eat anything is by having them do it together. At least something gained from all those annoying videos? It’s discovered that the sisters will gladly drink any digested fluids coming out of the other twin’s cunt. I'm not sure if it’s easily doable but I picture the doctor cuming in Mary-Kate's mouth and seconds later after she swallows having her squirt the juice into her sister’s mouth. Naturally Ashley would be kneeling between Mary-Kate’s legs in this 3way food chain.

Of course we can also make sure Ashley gets a full meal by having the nurse catch any of the remaining cum off her chin into a wine glass. I think Ashley should be accustomed to drinking from those.

I believe Mary-Kate’s father was the one who eventually checked her into rehab. Wonder if daddy Olsen is standing in the adjacent room watching through the one-sided glass as his wife kneels before him sucking him off ? Perhaps he will order more doctors into the room to fill up those starving tummies.

Like the added twist? I love your idea of including Extreme Alex in this. Does that mean Ashley needs to learn how to give a round of rough blow jobs, gag and spit swap the cum into Mary-Kate's mouth?

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#192351 - 09/12/06 04:12 PM Re: Mary-Kate & Ashley parody request
windsock Offline
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Registered: 08/25/06
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This threadf is upsetting, it's not the slightest bit funny, and it's horrifying how the "pisstakers" in it don't even realize that it is not.
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#192352 - 09/12/06 04:18 PM Re: Mary-Kate & Ashley parody request
gia jordan Offline
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Quote:

This threadf is upsetting, it's not the slightest bit funny, and it's horrifying how the "pisstakers" in it don't even realize that it is not.




Anorexia makes you pee a lot from all the damn water you drink instead of meals. This could totally be worked into the scene somehow.
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#192353 - 09/12/06 04:23 PM Re: Mary-Kate & Ashley parody request
fitty Offline
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Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 3
Quote:

Anorexia makes you pee a lot from all the damn water you drink instead of meals. This could totally be worked into the scene somehow.




If this is the case I bet Mary-Kate is pissing like a racehorse. Things could get wet.

Gia any chance you could provide the instructional waterworks on Ashley's face? Mary-Kate could learn a thing or two. I bet your pee would be approved under the twins health conscious diet.

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