I’m wondering if any of the studios have given some thought of doing an Olsen Twins porn parody and filming it in their old home which ironically they recently sold and now happens to be used to shoot porn. A few studios have already shot there. I’m not sure if JM Productions has? Hustler did pretty well with the Britney Rears parodies and now has the upcoming Britney Rears 3.

Talk about the ultimate opportunity for an olsen parody given the ability to use the olsen’s old pad as its backdrop. I’m sure many men would get off on that idea.

The parody could play on the idea of what might have happened in the house just before they sold it.

Title: Full Whore House

Plot: Mary-Kate and Ashley plan an all-girl sleepover party. The twins and their friends spend an evening at home doing more than just partying.

Casting: Haley Scott and Hilary Scott playing the role of the twins if not casting actual twins such as Vivid’s Love Twins or Cali-Marie and Cherish. Maybe Courtney Simpson, Leah Luv, Sasha Grey and Kinzie Kenner playing the sex crazed parting friends. Evan Stone and Angela Stone as the parents and Steven St. Croix as the phone caller.

Possible scenes:

(1) Mary-Kate and Ashley prank call a guy (a teacher etc. played by Steven St. Croix). The girls have phone sex with the guy while their friends (for example Courtney Simpson, Leah Luv and Kinzie Kenner) pleasure the two of them. The guy listens masturbating as the twins describe the sex acts around them.

(2) Pillow talk and dirty prank phone calls leads to an all girl sex-toy charged orgy. Various types of naughty toys used, baseball bats, strap-ons etc.

(3) Pizza guy arrives. The girls are short of cash. Naturally the twins must service and fuck him off to pay the charges leaving the girls spent and greased with a healthy toping of extra cum.

(4) The twins and their friends roam the house to discover the parents bedroom door cracked open. Peeking in the girls and their friends watch and begin masturbating each other as the parents (Even Stone, Angela Stone) fuck in various positions on the bed. Yes, the girls get to see Angela Stone squirt.

(5) The girls call a few guys from the college football team to come over and party. Their arrival leads to another orgy style fucking in the living room.

Alternatively the movie could be a violation theme, the Violation of Mary Kate and Ashley (a parody on the recent Hollywood feuds’ between jealous female starlets, socialites and heiresses). Where a JM Productions style theme could be used to violate two or three girls named Mary, Kate and Ashley. Unfortunately I don’t think there is a pornstar calling herself Mary-Kate anymore.