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#192295 - 09/11/06 09:09 AM hilarious forum
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sadly, it's mostly young beavises, but any place where "sea-otter vs. raccoon" in fights to the death are hotly debated may be funny to read. plus, they find videos of polar bears fighting shit for you. "can an orca kill an elephant in relatively shallow water?"semi-funny


Edited by jamesn (09/11/06 09:10 AM)
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#192296 - 09/11/06 01:41 PM Re: hilarious forum
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Spotted Hyena VS a male Jaguar Vs a black bear
Every man for his self




Throw metalchurch in the mix and we're rollin.
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#192297 - 09/11/06 01:55 PM Re: hilarious forum
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What gives with the forum? If I click a thread link it says: "can't connect with 127.0.0.1" (Yeah, I know whose IP address that is)

I'm curious about the Orca/Elephant in semi-deep water.

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#192298 - 09/11/06 01:57 PM Re: hilarious forum
k1ng Offline
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I couldn't read any of the threads, but that was because you have to be a member/join.
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#192299 - 09/11/06 07:02 PM Re: hilarious forum
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Registered: 08/06/06
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Quote:

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Spotted Hyena VS a male Jaguar Vs a black bear
Every man for his self


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Throw metalchurch in the mix and we're rollin.





FUCKING YAWN
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#192300 - 09/11/06 07:11 PM Re: hilarious forum
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Quote:

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Spotted Hyena VS a male Jaguar Vs a black bear
Every man for his self


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Throw metalchurch in the mix and we're rollin.





FUCKING YAWN




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#192301 - 09/11/06 07:15 PM Re: hilarious forum
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Registered: 08/09/06
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you're right, I think it is douchebagforpunching

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#192302 - 09/11/06 07:16 PM Re: hilarious forum
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ummm okay....whatever that is it is still boring as bread left on the kitchen table overnight with the windows open and a light rain.

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#192303 - 09/11/06 07:18 PM Re: hilarious forum
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ummm okay....whatever that is it is still boring as bread left on the kitchen table overnight with the windows open and a light rain.





Hey, pornfag. How's it going?
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#192304 - 09/11/06 07:24 PM Re: hilarious forum
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??? i dont follow but you still are a baked good.
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#192305 - 09/11/06 07:29 PM Re: hilarious forum
k1ng Offline
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??? i dont follow but you still are a baked good.




And you say I'm boring? The best you can do is come up with a "bread" analogy? Now there is some real excitement you fag. It's a school night junior time for bed. Put on some ELO and run along to Mommie's basement.
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#192306 - 09/11/06 07:33 PM Re: hilarious forum
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oh my my first impressions were wrong..."The King" is not boring...in fact he is a real Tuff Guy

The only reason I started to pick on you in the first place is because of your insipid name. Anyone who calls themself "The King" pretty much has to be a loser!

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#192307 - 09/11/06 07:34 PM Re: hilarious forum
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oh my my first impressions were wrong..."The King" is not boring...in fact he is a real Tuff Guy

The only reason I started to pick on you in the first place is because of your insipid name. Anyone who calls themself "The King" pretty much has to be a loser!






As opposed to a closet queer posting under a girl's name.
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#192308 - 09/11/06 07:34 PM Re: hilarious forum
MsSwift Offline
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lol you are too much !
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#192309 - 09/11/06 07:41 PM Re: hilarious forum
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lol you are too much !




Don't worry MsBoi the night is young.
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#192310 - 09/11/06 09:11 PM Re: hilarious forum
k1ng Offline
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you're right, I think it is douchebagforpunching




It's definately pafh. He's using "bread" insults under multiple id's. Here under the id oneofthegang he posts "excitnger than bread" and the best MsSwift can do is "boring as muffins" or some such nonsense.

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#192311 - 09/11/06 09:22 PM Re: hilarious forum
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Registered: 08/27/06
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wow man ...you are workin shit out aintcha...

This is like a ...what ... an Antelope Vs a Capybura!!!


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#192312 - 09/12/06 12:16 AM Re: hilarious forum
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Loc: NYC
PAFH's Indian name is Many Alias Man One Trick Pony.
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#192313 - 09/12/06 01:57 AM Re: hilarious forum
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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shit, they stopped letting guests read, my apologies.

if anyone's interested in whipping up some screenames/rascality/etc over there i'm game. obviously just start lots of threads like "ttboy vs. 1200 snow leopards"
"genesis skye after slamming 2grams of meth vs. an elephant seal" or "wankus vs. lockwood"

maybe an hour's fun, just to watch the people scramble for references.
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#192314 - 09/12/06 02:24 AM Re: hilarious forum
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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shit, they stopped letting guests read, my apologies.

if anyone's interested in whipping up some screenames/rascality/etc over there i'm game. obviously just start lots of threads like "ttboy vs. 1200 snow leopards"
"genesis skye after slamming 2grams of meth vs. an elephant seal" or "wankus vs. lockwood"

maybe an hour's fun, just to watch the people scramble for references.




registered/member as King
making introductions and laying a foundation
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#192315 - 09/25/06 02:58 PM Re: hilarious forum
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Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 322
Quote:

sadly, it's mostly young beavises, but any place where "sea-otter vs. raccoon" in fights to the death are hotly debated may be funny to read. plus, they find videos of polar bears fighting shit for you. "can an orca kill an elephant in relatively shallow water?"semi-funny




TT Boy Vs. Jezebelle Bond.

Thoughts?

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#192316 - 09/25/06 04:14 PM Re: hilarious forum
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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you're right, I think it is douchebagforpunching




It's definately pafh. He's using "bread" insults under multiple id's. Here under the id oneofthegang he posts "excitnger than bread" and the best MsSwift can do is "boring as muffins" or some such nonsense.




You're clearly right about the connection between those IDs (and evidently the palmolive ID now too), but it doesn't smell like PAFH to me. We've been here before with multiple IDs. When people like that have been around, suddenly people see Brandons or Applesaucers or PAFHs everywhere - not always correctly.

I think there's more intelligence behind this one. MsSwift has interesting potential as an antagonist/provocateur.

Footnote: what can loopnode tell us about this person?
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#192317 - 09/25/06 04:48 PM Re: hilarious forum
jojo Offline
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Registered: 04/06/06
Posts: 250
Loc: traveling side show
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sadly, it's mostly young beavises, but any place where "sea-otter vs. raccoon" in fights to the death are hotly debated may be funny to read. plus, they find videos of polar bears fighting shit for you. "can an orca kill an elephant in relatively shallow water?"semi-funny




id be down for some late night board spamming

porn vs.s i wanna see

nacho vs. rocco, tie breaker will be who infects the other with more dieases

dillian lauren vs jezebelle bond- but only when they have been drinking

janine vs bobby vitale, ttboy, rocco and his fan club


porn vs animal i want to see

flower tucci vs. any animal that will kill and eats its food

eva devine vs. 8 english mastiffs

other stuff:

tyra bankxxx vs. cheese burger

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