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i had to break up a girl fight a couple of months ago at work...the sluts were wrapped up on the floor so i dumped a pitcher of water on them hoping to get some wet t-shirt action...then when i got them up, the one girl had the other girls hair tangled in her rings and i couldn't get it out so i grabbed some scissors and cut the bitches hair off. it wasn't much of a turn-on but it was very entertaining. i love my job.

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